If you saw...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would wonder who did become the Barraki. 

 

If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had a crossover with Gen 2 Bionicle, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Kill myself.

If Michael Bay made a BIONICLE movie, you would...

[Zacian]

Ramble about how horrible it is, but watch it anyway.

 

If you saw a bird peck a Po-Matoran to death, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Laugh while eating popcorn.  Then I'd ask for a replay.

If LEGO made a line entirely devoted to DANK MEMES, you would...

[Zacian]

Laugh and possibly buy their sets.

 

If you had a certain power of all the powers in the MU, you would have...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Gravity.  Then I can make Gravity Hurts references whenever I fight my foes.

Speaking of foes... If you could choose any villain in BIONICLE to be your arch-nemesis, you would choose...

[Zacian]

I would choose the Skrall because they seem relatively easier to fight since they don't have powers.

 

If you saw a Matoran push another Matoran off a cliff, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Push the pusher after the pushed.

If you were falsely accused by Vezok for taking his lunch money, you would...

[Zacian]

I definitely won't run away because I know he'd chase me to the end of the world.

 

If you wanted to kill a certain male character, you would kill...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Ahkmou.  That guy was kind of a jerk.

If the Piraka Rap didn't exist, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would have more respect for the Piraka.

 

If a Barraki Rap came into existence, you would...

[Zacian]

Probably make a dank meme about it.

 

If you had 35 widgets in your pocket, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Pop some tags.

If all the obscure BIONICLE characters asked for your help to make them well-known, you would...

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[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would tell them to film themselves doing something and post it on Youtube. 

 

If Ekimu caught you destroying his Mask of Creation, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Reforge it before he knocks my head in with his hammer of POWAH.

If Makuta decided not to make the Mask of Ultimate POWAH, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would wonder what kind of villain would come along and attempt it instead of him.

 

If Starbucks started selling Kanohi Packs for $5 a box, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Buy them out.

If BIONICLE were the equivalent of Transformers Energon's English dub, you would...

[Zacian]

Ramble about how horrible it is and watch it get cancelled the next year.

 

If you saw a shark attack a Ga Matoran boat, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Cue the Jaws theme.

If you could choose what sea creature Pridak mutated to resemble, you would pick...

[Zacian]

I'd pick a mutated mermaid.

 

If you were to decide which Toa would win the Best Toa Award, you would pick...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Kongu Mahri.  He was heavy weapons guy.

If Team Fortress 2 had a BIONICLE mod, you would...

[Zacian]

I don't really like adding mods to my games nor do I play TF2, so I'd just be like "Oh hey, a Bionicle mod for TF2."

 

If you were to decide which Toa should win the Most Appealing Toa for both male and female categories, you would pick...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Lesovikk for male, and Gali for female. 

 

If you learned that Kopaka just making a rap album, you would...

[Zacian]

Make fun of it, probably.

 

If you saw a stone rap sneek into your room at night, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

React.

If, at some point in the BIONICLE ctory, one of the characters made a pop culture reference, you would...

[Toa Imrukii]

Smirk.

 

 

If at some point in the BIONICLE Story they made a reference to another franchise, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Absolutely hope that they reference another one.

If the BIONICLE story had as many plot twists as Game of Thrones, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would wonder if any dialogue from it would be memorable.

 

If Gali decided to flood Ga-Koro, you would...

[Wiriamu]

Do nothing different. It's a proven fact that Kopaka is better than Gali.

(Though I still ship them like crazy. #ColdDrinkOfWater pass it on.)

If romance was canon in the BIONICLE universe, you would...

#ColdDrinkofWater...so great.

 

 

I would remind her that Ga-Koro no longer exists.

 

 

If you could pit any two Bionicle characters against each other...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Tahu vs Miserix.  That'd be so awesome.

If a Scarabax beetle wanted to be your friend, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would accept its friendship.

 

If you woke up one day and discovered you controlled the Visorak Horde, you would...

[Toa Imrukii]

Command them, akin to one of them old Eurasian Steppe Hordes. And bring forth my Kingdom.

 

 

If you had a dream about being rich and famous, only to wake up to find out that you indeed are rich and famous, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Pop even more tags, get drunk every night, divorce three times, and die of a DANK MEME overdose.

If Rogue One were reimagined to be about BIONICLE characters, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would be even more excited to see it, as I haven't seen Rouge One as of this post. 

 

If the Dark Hunter became good guys in the MU, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Form my own organization of bad guys and combat the now-inappropriately-named Dark Hunters.

If Artakha turned out to be evil, and Karzanhi turned out to be good, you would...

[Wiriamu]

I would call upon Melding Teridax, for an epic duel of mentally mighty, teleporting war hammer wielders.

 

If you found the Mask of Ultimate Power.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Feel the POWAH.

If there were pirates in the hypothetical BIONICLE G3, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would hope they would be as cool as Davy Jone's crew from the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

 

If Bionicle and Dragon Ball Z had a crossover event, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Hope that the Golden Masks enabled the Toa to go Super Saiyan.

Speaking of Dragon Ball Z... If Vegeta and Makuta did glorious battle, and they both asked you to help them, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would help Vegeta. Because he's cool.

 

If you witnessed Goku taking on the MU Robot, you would...