a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Cookies are a sometimes treat. And now there is some time...Why did LEGO cancel BIONICLE? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Because I'm ugly Why is Miserix on fire {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Because of Spontaneous Combustion.Are all noob's invisible? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Yes, because no one wants to see them in the first place. How many Makua cats does it take to screw in a lightstone? Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 None, their stubs for hands make it improbable. Why is Prim dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because I am your sandwich.MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I AM EATING YOU, FOOLISH TALKING SANDWHICH!Is there Life on Mars? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 No, there's life on the roof.Are Makuta cpable of playing HAUNTING PIANO REFRAINS? "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Nah, they always hit too many notes 'cause of the flat hands. They're great for chords, though.Is Terry really dead? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Terry isn't dead, he's captain of the england national soccer team. Why do my drinks always run out so quickly? GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 You know the way they offer you 'bottomless drinks'? They mean it literally. How did I go straight from Tohunga to Turaga, then from Turaga to Toa? I didn't know I could defy the Matoran Life-Cycle. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) DO NOT QUESTION THE WORD OF HAPORI TOHU, MORTAL, LEST YOU BE FORSAKEN TO SUFFER IN THE OTHER FOR ETERNITY.What was that even supposed to mean? Edited October 28, 2011 by Aeofel Elhromane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 It means that Hapori Tohu is controlling you through post hypnotic suggestion. All hail Hapori Tohu! Why is Hapori Tohu not praised by all? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Some prefer Hapori Dume. Destroyers and usurpers, curse them!Why are we typing in bold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because we are under the power of Hapori Tohu's post-hypnotic suggestion. Because Hapori Tohu wills it so! Who else here believes that Hapori Tohu should be worshipped? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Me. However, I will not start this new religion. That task is up to you. As for me, I will retreat to my tower in Zhul-Ba-Sair and consult the oracles of Ishad N'ha, that I may be enlightened on these events.Why am I typing in italics now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because you have left us, you traitorous swine! Follow Hapori Tohu! Why did all that happen? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I... I don't know. It appears that we were briefly possessed by the will of Hapori Tohu.Does this mean we should start a new religion based on Tohu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Yes. Hapori Tohu deserves a religion. Definitely not. When will the Mutated Raccon meme truly begin? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Very soon.Actually, I'm not even sure. Do you think it'll fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I'm sure it will. After all, look how cool raccoons are compared to ponies, and then look at how successful the MLP meme was. Why won't the bard in your sig stop singing? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Elan never stops singing. Read Order of the Stick. He's basically the annoying guy that constantly messes things up for the rest of the team.Is this a stupid question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I already asked that, and the answer was Pi. How much longer will we be the only two members on this topic? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Forever. Who is the hidden great being? {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Nuju's grandmother. What is Nuju's grandmother's cousin's uncle's daughter's grandson's name? (Think before answering. I've been very clever here.) [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Bob Remember that there are no family ties in the MU. Also there is no reproduction or deoxyribonucleic acid. Therefore there is no answer for your question except the one I gave. I'm not being very clever here. What is the answer Pirok wanted me to type? Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Curses I've been ninja'ed. Well anyway, I can salvage this. Pirok wanted you to type "He is named "Creatures from bionicle have no genetic relatives so this is a complete waste of time", he is Nuju's brother and not the family favorite". Why is "Creatures from bionicle have no genetic relatives so this is a complete waste of time" not the family favorite. Edited October 28, 2011 by The Invisible Noob {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because the answer I actually wanted you to type was Nuju. Why does no-one get my overthought jokes? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because it's funnier to subvert them than play along. Why is it funnier to subvert Priok the Va-matoran's jokes? {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because there is no Priok the Va-matoran, only Pirok the Va-Matoran. Why do people subvert my jokes? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because we subvert them on the BioMedia Project, why not here as well? What is the reason for genetic nonexistance in the MU? Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because your avatar wont work. Why wont kanohi-master's avatar work? {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because it's less than 200px by 200px. Wait... Why wasn't that a stupid question or a stupid answer? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Oh, it has to be 200x200 pixels? Gee thanks, guys, that was genuinely helpful! And now for a stupid question: Why does Takanuva not glow in the dark? Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because he got covered in black-light glow sticks. Why is Teridax so evil? {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Because EVERYONE SUBVERTS MY JOKES! Why did I just use capitals? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Because you're not going crazy but I really think you should see a psychiatrist Can Nokama solve PtVM's nonexistent mental health-issues? Edited October 28, 2011 by The Invisible Noob {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 No. The tiny, practically non-existent entity that is my sanity needs no help.Or does it? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Yes. The best way to help it is to put it out of it's misery and let PtVM go completely off the deep end in every way.Will any-one get my references, ever? Edited October 28, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Catfish Why did he ask that? Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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