The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; you're evil so they kill you

 

I wish I had a chain mail gorget.

[JAG18]

Granted, but it gives a Swiss Mercenary the urge to piece you with his halberd.  

 

I wish I had a halberd.  

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but almost no one knows what it is anymore. At least you and I know, and I'm hoping you're not a Swiss mercenary.

 

I wish people cared less about guns and realised medieval weapons are much better. It doesn't make a sound, no worries about ammo, etc.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted We've in the Medieval Era Again!

 

 

I Wished That AOE Galvatron went Crazy! 

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but so do you. If you already were, like I, then I guess your problem is that you spontaneously combust.

 

I wish I had one of those things to allow me to use my NES controller on the computer.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, your computer breaks and you are cursed to not be able  to use another without it breaking too.

I wish for a Lego brick made of 24 Karat gold that is plated with Platinum. =P

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; attempting to lift it you break several bones in your arms and hands, not to mention dislocating several portions of your spinal column.

 

I wish I could get some sleep.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, funeral is tomorrow morning.

 

I wish Fettuccini was a political candidate.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; it is immediately dropped out of the running by means of death. Would you stop eating everything, Ghidora?

 

I wish ISFWIF (Look it up if you don't know what it is)

[Ghidora131]

Um, no real answers to ISFWIF. Can you please clarify?

Also: FETTUCCINI!! OM NOM NOM NOM!

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

I eat your "fettuccini" then give you fettuccine. =P

I wish for a bass clarinet shaped like a paperclip. =P

[Ichthys]

You get the bass clarinet shaped like a paperclip. Unfortunately it is also as small as a paperclip, and you accidently sit on it and smash it into tiny little bits.

 

I wish for to be eaten by a shark.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted. It rips you apart and kills you before it eats you.

I wish for this to make sense.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but nothing else does.

 

I wish Jar Jar's death actually hqppens, or at least him to never be in the movies again.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, turns out Jar Jar was actually super-nuclear, and obliterated the star wars universe.

 

 

I wish that rock stars were hybrid.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; there is a hybrid rock/star. It's called a comet.

 

I wish I had more games on my SNES.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, the SNES memory is overwritten by aliens and the games crash.

 

 

I wish that Toucan Sam was the American mascot.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; all you can ever eat is only fruit loops.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, now you always go to sleep wide awake.

 

 

I wish nuclear warfare is available in Kirby games.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; there's the Crash attack and also the post-apocalyptic Earth in Kirby 64. But you can't use either power. You are a Waddle Dee.

 

I wish I was Samus.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, you are now on a mission in the heart of dark aether, and you have no power suit.

 

 

I wish Hapori tohu was Hapori tofu, the world's toughest tofu. 

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; I eat it. Oops.

 

I wish my friends wouldn't ignore me.

[Ichthys]

Granted. Your friends turn into zombies and become suddenly fascinated with you and your cerebral personality.

 

I wish for an eatable yo-yo.

Edited July 3, 2014 by Ichthys

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but every time you devour it, you automatically regurgitate it.

 

 

I wish that Godzilla fought Chuck Norris.

[-Windrider-]

Granted, but the fight fails to achieve memetic proportions.

 

I wish for the sound of music.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, I give you a series of annoying microtonal dissonances.

I wish for a Quarter-Tone Clarinet

[Ghidora131]

Granted, your clarinet now sounds like a mixture of metals and George Washington.

 

 

I wish splinters were the add-on memory unit for the N64.

[veeder]

Granted, your clarinet now sounds like a mixture of metals and George Washington.

 

 

I wish splinters were the add-on memory unit for the N64.

Granted, but it"s of minimal effect to the n64. I wish I had Super Mario 64.

[Ichthys]

Granted, but the game won't start up even after blowing into it a hundred times.

 

I wish for my own personal jet plane.

Edited July 5, 2014 by Ichthys

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, it crashes and blows up. With you in it.

I wish for me to win this game.

[Ichthys]

Granted, but this isn't a game you "win." It's a meaningless victory.

 

I WISH FOR THIS WISH TO BE CORRUPTED.

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA

 

*throws down a gauntlet*

[Ghidora131]

Granted. SPeEchh isS NOww sLUrr3dd nd yur account Iz ERAZeDDdd-=-=-=-=

010011011 CTRL-ALT-DEL

 

 

I wish Italy was a boot.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but it kicked you between the legs. I wish for more wishes!

Edited July 5, 2014 by tokytot

[Ichthys]

Granted; you are now a genie who receives wishes from others, but you cannot grant any wishes for yourself.

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but it is rotten. I wish for spinning lollipops.

[Ichthys]

The lollipops are spinning so fast you can't lick them without burning the skin off your tongue.

 

I wish for my own space-station.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, it's orbiting the sun 1 foot away from it. And its moving towards it.

I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but the space core from Portal annoys you to the point of suicide. I wish I had more time!

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, I put you in a time loop of 1 hour that lasts infinitely.

I wish for Pi.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but you get piE instead. I wish for spaghetti!