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The Black Six I Know


Queen of Noise

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Everybody's always all like "oh noooo Black Six is so scary and intimidating"

 

But look. Take it from me. Black Six is the biggest dork in the world. I mean he is hilariously dorky. Dude's a huge friggin' nerd. There is nothing scary about that guy. And even if he were, all you have to do is give him a beer and he becomes your best friend.

 

LET ME SHOW YOU THE BLACK SIX I KNOW

 

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Guys......that's Black Six. He is a (lovable) DORK.

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And that AndrewSmeag likes to kiss me.

Mwah mwah :*

 

Of course, I've also kissed Windrider, ToM Dracone, Lehvaklah, Mentioning banned members is not allowed, Andrew.-Nukaya, Janus...oh wow, if I keep going with the list of BZPower members I've kissed, I'd be here a while. There are more.

 

But nothing compares to that glorious night I spent in your bed, Patrick darling <3

 

SmeagxD.ViddyxB6 is now cannon.
This has never not been canon.Fo' reals.

Truth.

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SmeagxD.ViddyxB6 is now cannon.
I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that, Starfox.

I know someone who would take exception to that as well.

 

It's me.

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I'm sorry, but this classic photo from 2009 confirms it.

 

Shippers, start your engines.

 

Inappropriate content removed via abuse of staff powers - DV

 

(GOD, we all looked so different back then. I looked so ridiculous with glasses and no beard)

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I can vouch for Andrew's nerdiness. We were both obscenely nerdy in Boston this past weekend.

 

And Ray's face in these pics. Hilarioussss.

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SmeagxD.ViddyxB6 is now cannon.
I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that, Starfox.

But you can be his inbetweener.

Like, when they have their fights(as all relationships do), he comes to you.

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SmeagxD.ViddyxB6 is now cannon.
I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that, Starfox.
But you can be his inbetweener.Like, when they have their fights(as all relationships do), he comes to you.

I don't think my girlfriend has to be my inbetweener. Considering she's my real girlfriend that I live with and all.

 

Also, I hate that picture and don't want it online because I definitely don't look like that anymore and am kind of embarrassed I ever did.

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SmeagxD.ViddyxB6 is now cannon.
I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that, Starfox.
But you can be his inbetweener.Like, when they have their fights(as all relationships do), he comes to you.

No. That is rude and I am not ok with you saying that, joking or not.

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Wait a minute, there's a BZP staff t-shirt? Does every staff member get those? Also who's the person with the Homestuck face censor?

 

Wow I'm amazed no one has said that Black six is adorkable.

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Wait a minute, there's a BZP staff t-shirt? Does every staff member get those? Also who's the person with the Homestuck face censor?Wow I'm amazed no one has said that Black six is adorkable.

Yes there is a BZP staff shirt, no everyone doesn't get them, just the staff members who ordered one when we ran them a few years back.

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Wait a minute, there's a BZP staff t-shirt? Does every staff member get those? Also who's the person with the Homestuck face censor?Wow I'm amazed no one has said that Black six is adorkable.

We sometimes get order them, when we remember to. Which is like, every three years. It is up to individual staff members if they want to purchase one for him or herself or not.

 

That is Roxy Lalonde, clearly. No idea who else it could be.

 

He is. I am glad you use the word adorakable, since no one else that I know beyond DV uses that word.

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That is Roxy Lalonde, clearly.
I never realized how hot Roxy Lalonde was, you know? Just sayin'

ANDREW SHE IS 16 AND YOU DO NOT LIVE IN ONE OF THE MAJORITY OF NORTH AMERICAN GOVERNMENTAL REGIONS WHERE THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE AGE FOR YOU SO SHAME.

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SmeagxD.ViddyxB6 is now cannon.
I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that, Starfox.
But you can be his inbetweener.Like, when they have their fights(as all relationships do), he comes to you.
No. That is rude and I am not ok with you saying that, joking or not.

Aww, you know if I knew how you'd feel about it, I wouldn't of said it... Right?

*trollface*

 

Okay, but in all seriousness, it's just a joke. On the internet.

No need to get angry about it.

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That is Roxy Lalonde, clearly.
I never realized how hot Roxy Lalonde was, you know? Just sayin'
ANDREW SHE IS 16 AND YOU DO NOT LIVE IN ONE OF THE MAJORITY OF NORTH AMERICAN GOVERNMENTAL REGIONS WHERE THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE AGE FOR YOU SO SHAME.

SHE DOESN'T LOOK SIXTEEN IN THAT PHOTO, MAN

 

IF I HAD TO GUESS I'D SAY SHE LOOKS LIKE 24

 

AND HOT

 

JUST SAYIN'

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B6 doesn't look 24 in those photos. He looks... younger.

Well, those photos date back to as far as 2008 I think, so I would have been younger then.

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Fun fact: Black Six was born at the age of 24 and has always looked like that. His abuse of Staff powers led him to the secret of eternal youth.

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B6 doesn't look 24 in those photos. He looks... younger.
Well, those photos date back to as far as 2008 I think, so I would have been younger then.

Isn't it crazy how long we've all been hanging out?

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Holy-

 

I swear, I used to know a kid who looked exactly like B6, except the fact that he was a mite more chubby. (And he was 14)

 

... spitting image, almost. o_0

 

-Skar

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