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Blogarithm Contest #6 - Polls!

Posted by Sumiki , in Contests, BZPower Sep 30 2012 · 286 views

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There were an astounding number of entries to Blogarithm Contest #6. As such, I have not gone to the trouble of randomizing the entries. The twenty-one text entries will be equally split among three polls (teal, orange, and purple), while the entries that contain images have their own poll (blue) with eleven entries.

You may pick two entries from the first three polls, and you may pick three from the last poll. An overall wild-card will advance to the final poll as well.

Voting ends on Sunday, September 30th at 11:59 PM Eastern.

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Preliminary Poll Teal

Entry One:
There once was a Post-it-here topic.
When Sumi saw it, he became catatonic
In reaction to this,
He told the poster - "tsk tsk"
And closed that rule-breaking topic.

Entry Two:
TOPIC EXTERMINATED

Entry Three:
Roses are red.
Lilies are sometimes yellow.
This topic breaks the rules.
So it will be closed instead of slapping you silly, my fellow. B-)

Entry Four:
time for your topic to sleep with the fishes and dream of farm animals

Entry Five:
"Hello my name is Shawn Spencer Sumiki . I am a psychic detective forum assistant from the Santa Barbara Police Department BZPower Staff. I'm getting something! My psychic senses are tingling! Tangerines?! No, Toothpaste. Wait, no! Topic closed."

Entry Six:
For I have known them all already, known them all-
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?

Topic closed.

Entry Seven:
TOPICWATCH!

*insert quote of rule-breaking post*

We've got eyes on the suspect*

WAIT is that *insert broken rule*

SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS

GO GO GO

Don't let it get away!

SUSPECT APPREHENDED. TOPIC CLOSED.

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Preliminary Poll Orange

Entry One:
No. When members give you topics, don't make them pinned. Make them take the topics back! Get mad! I don't want your rule breaking, what am I supposed to do with that? Demand to see their manager! Make them rue the day it thought it could give Sumiki rule breaking topics! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your topic down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR TOPIC DOWN!

Entry Two:
HALT! This topic breaks a BZP rule! It is unacceptable and thus, will be closed. If you have a problem with it, TOO BAD!

Entry Three:
Computer, Activate Protocol 11.

Passcode: Wayne

Topic Blasted Sky-High

Entry Four:
Now, while I still have a lot of respect for you, your topic isn't allowed by BZP rules. You know, the ones that you're meant to read before joining and follow religiously?
I'm not going to hold this against you or anything, but You should probably go read them now. Assuming you haven't already. And if you have... yeah, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
That said, topic closed. :)

Entry Five:
wutz up wit dis topik its braking da bzp rullz

topik klosed

Entry Six:
There are a thousand ways I could close this topic right now. And 941 of them hurt.

Topic closed.

Entry Seven:

Some people think that their topic closings need to be funny. But, do you know what I say?
Bananas.

Topic closed, goodnight BZPower. B-)

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Preliminary Poll Purple

Entry One:
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewin' on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best! And…

Always look on the bright side of life!

*whistling*

In other words, don't let this topic closing get to you. It was an honest mistake.

Topic Closed

Entry Two:
There appears to be a large lack of Sumiki and dreaming of farm animals in this topic. Thus I must close it.

Topic Closed

Entry Three:
SUMIKI Level 42

VERSUS

TOPIC Level 40

HIT!

>Use Disk
>Ko-Metru (L2,9/10UP)

STRONG ATTACK!

HIT!

>Use Mask
>Mask of Topic-Closing

STUNNED!

Victory!

Experience Gained
134

Entry Four:
It's astounding.
Quality's fleeting.
Nub-ness. Takes its toll.

But read here closely.
Not for very much longer.
I've got to. Take control.

I REMEMBER. CLOSING A TOPIC.
POSTING. THOSE MOMENTS WHEN.
THE BLACK SIX WOULD HIRE ME.
AND THE DEEVEE WOULD BE CALLING.

LET'S CLOSE A TOPIC AGAAAAAIN.
LET'S CLOSE A TOPIC AGAAAAAIN.

Entry Five:
This was a failure.
I'm making a note here: TOPIC CLOSED!
It's hard to overstate your embarrassment.
BZPower Staff
We do what we must,
Because we can.
For the good of all of us,
(Except the ones who are banned)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you topics don't break
All the BZPower Rules,
And you'll feel really cool,
And maybe your topics won't be closed.

But for now... topic closed!

Entry Six:
I once locked a topic in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Topic sat on by an elephant in pajamas.

Entry Seven:
Hey man, this topic breaks the rules, which makes it uncool, and which makes me a fool if I let it live while it breaks said rules. So now I will do what I came here to do:

Topic closified.

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Preliminary Poll Blue

This is the image poll. Any text that relates/goes with the image will be in a quote above or below the link to the image.

Entry One

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Entry Three

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Entry Four

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Entry Five

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Entry Seven

"Don't break the rules! If you do, I will come to you with an AK47 and shoot you. Break the rules again, and I will shoot you. Topic closed."


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TOPIC CLOSING STYLE.

TOP

TOP TOP

TOPIC CLOSING STYLE.

Entry Eight

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What!? How'd you--!? Oh, well, you may have made it past my plunger locks, the double plunger locks, the laser locks, the electric locks, and the motorized locks, made it past all of my guards and sentries, and broken every BZP rule in the book, but YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT PAST MY TOPIC LOCKS! Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! I am the Evil Ogel, Sumiki, and I cannot be stopped!

Entry Nine

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Entry Ten

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Entry Eleven


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Teal: Seven and Five
Orange: Three and one
Purple: Six and three
Blue: Three, eight, nine
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Teal: Entry 1

Orange: Entry 7

Purple: Entry 1

Blue: Entry 5, 10 and 6
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Teal: Entry 1

Orange: Entry 7

Purple: Entry 1

Blue: Entry 5

... you can pick more than one, you know.
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Toa Smoke Monster
Sep 27 2012 12:21 PM
Teal: Three and seven.
Orange: Two and six
Purple: Two and seven.
Blue: One, eight, and ten.
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one and six
one and six
four and six
three eight and nine
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One and four
One and six
Two and five
Three, eight, and ten
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Lincoln Lee
Sep 27 2012 01:28 PM
Can you vote for your own entries?

- Austin Powers
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Can you vote for your own entries?

Certainly.
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Smooth Jazz
Sep 27 2012 03:24 PM
Teal: 2
Orange: 4
Purple: 2
Blue: 4
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Obsessionist
Sep 27 2012 03:59 PM
Teal: 4 and 7
Orange: 6 and 7
Purple: 2 and 3
Blue: 3, 6 and 9
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Paleo, on , said:

Teal: Entry 1

Orange: Entry 7

Purple: Entry 1

Blue: Entry 5
... you can pick more than one, you know.

Updated.
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Akano Toa of Electricity
Sep 27 2012 10:18 PM
Teal: Entry 7

Orange: Entry 6

Purple: Entry 2

Blue: Entry 6

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Teal: 1&2
Orange: 6
Purple: 2
Blue: 11
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Lincoln Lee
Sep 28 2012 12:14 PM
Orange: 4 & 7
Purple: 5

- Austin Powers
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-Toa Lhikevikk-
Sep 28 2012 01:53 PM
Teal: 6, 7
Orange: 1, 6
Purple: 4, 5
Blue: 1, 2, 3
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Unit#phntk#1
Sep 29 2012 04:19 PM
Teal: 7,3
Orange: 1,5
Purple: 3,5
Blue: 2, 3, 8


~Unit#phntk#1
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He's the lord of all strangeness. - Ignika: Nerd of Life

How awesome is Sumiki on a scale of 1 to 10? - Waffles
42. - Black Six

[He's] the king of wierd, the prince of practicality, the duke of durr! - Daiker

Sumiki is magic. - Cholie

Sumiki says, "Do I creeeeeeep you out?" Yes, he does. - Waffles

Sumiki is a nub. He's cool, but he's still a nub. - Ran Yakumo


"What is a Sumiki?" You may ask. But the answer to that is still unknown, even to the Sumiki itself. - Daiker


LISTEN TO SUMIKI - Cholie


Sumiki is best snickerdoodle. - Takuma Nuva


BZPower = Sumiki + McSmeag + B6. And Hahli Husky. - Vorex


What's a Sumi? Does it taste good? - Janus


I would have thought Sumiki wanted to reincarnate as a farm animal. - Kraggh


EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH - Kakaru


Sumiki: the horse_ebooks of bzp - VampireBohrok


Everything relates to Sumiki. No really, everything. - Daiker


Sumiki - hat-wearing ladies man. - Black Six


He's in worse mental condition than I thought. - Obsessionist


I'm just wondering why I'm looking at some cat dancing ... I suppose the answer would simply be "Sumiki." - Brickeens


I was like a beast, screaming through the mind of Sumiki at the speed of sound. I.. I wasn't strong enough to stop myself. What I saw was the end of infinity, through which one can see the beginning of time, and I will never be the same. - Portalfig


I imagine the 13th Doctor will be rather like Sumiki, at the rate we're going. - rahkshi guurahk


I was quite sure Sumiki had another set of arms stashed somewhere. - Bfahome


Note to future self: don’t try to predict Sumiki, he’s unpredictable. - Voltex


Let's be honest, I would totally have picked my main man Sumiki to lead my goose-stepping night killers anyway. We tight like that, yo. - Xaeraz


10/10, would Sumiki again. - Bfahome

    

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Every week, I post a new "Tuesday Tablescrap", a small MOC not worthy of a topic, but something to post and inspire me to build more.

10/25/11 - Duplo Flower
11/1/11 - Slender Man and Masky
11/8/11 - Bizarre Black Spaceship
11/15/11 - 2001 Monolith

11/22/11 - My Little Slizer 50
11/29/11 - Punching Bag
12/6/11 - Thunder and Escorts
12/13/11 - Three Concepts
12/20/11 - Kaxium Alternate
12/27/11 - None (Christmas Break)

    

1/3/12 - Daiker
1/10/12 - None
1/17/12 - Volant
1/24/12 - Nidman's Chute Shoop Shop
1/31/12 - None (Brickshelf down)
2/7/12 - None
2/14/12 - Atomic Lime
2/21/12 - Spearhead
2/28/12 - Glatorian Kahi
3/6/12 - Seeker
3/13/12 - Skyscraper
3/20/12 - Microphone
3/27/12 - Toa Vultraz
4/3/12 - Flammenwerferjüngeres
4/10/12 - Umbrella
4/17/12 - Lime Beetle
4/24/12 - Special - Flame Sculpture
5/1/12 - None (BZPower down)
5/8/12 - Purple Ninja
5/15/12 - The Original Sumiki
5/22/12 - 7/24/12 - None
7/31/12 - Tahu
8/7/12 - None (BrickFair)
8/14/12 - Special - Chess Set
8/21/12 - Heavily Armored Wasp
8/28/12 - Spaceship Drill
9/4/12 - Scuba Vehicle
9/11/12 - Orange Guy
9/18/12 - Strange Flying Thing
9/25/12 - Goblet
10/2/12 - None
10/9/12 - Aim .............................. Down
10/16/12 - Gold Bot
10/23/12 - Teal Mech
10/30/12 - Special - Teal Mech (#2)
11/6/12 - Bits and Pieces
11/13/12 - Two Spaceships
11/20/12 - TARDIS Interior
11/27/12 - Christmas Creep
12/4/12 - Toaraga
12/11/12 - Fireplace
12/18/12 - Abstract Duckling
12/25/12 - None (Christmas)
1/1/13 - Black Bot
1/8/13 - 1/22/13 - None
1/29/13 - Handheld Rhotuka Launcher
2/5/13 - 8/6/13 - None
8/13/13 - The Hinklebot
8/20/13 - Special - Post-Apocalyptic Piyufi
8/27/13 - 8/5/14 - None
8/12/14 - Another Chro Original
8/19/14 - Kanohi Zatth
8/26/14 - Miniland Hatpile
9/2/14 - S. S. Starfish
9/9/14 - Special - Claude Hairgel
9/16/14 - Green Flame
9/23/14 - Avohkah Tamer
9/30/14 - Special - The Havoc Wreaker
10/7/14 - Fire Snake

    

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Formerly known as the Bring Back Teal Club, the Unused Colors Society is a club that serves to promote colors that are little-used or discontinued, such as teal, old purple, or metallic blue.

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If you learn one thing in life, learn this:

You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.

just a heads up - Cthulhu would probably eradicate mankind before bringing back Bionicle

so yeah, all I'm saying is, please think twice about this okay

nothing gets democracy flowing like erratic capitalizatION

[the NSA] couldn't say no when I offered them an ostrich farm in exchange

Sumiki -- nice try but we all know Toa Mata Nui stuffs its bra




You have a great understanding of history, but don't forget, war, murder and other poor decisions are also huge characteristics.

Also a long line of really great hats.

Shhh, I'm trying to focus on the negative to justify my dislike of history.

have we mentioned hats

To be fair, I am the one responsible for the invention of Mafia in the 1320s by seventeen bored italians locked in a mine shaft.

It's a long story.

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