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There were an astounding number of entries to Blogarithm Contest #6. As such, I have not gone to the trouble of randomizing the entries. The twenty-one text entries will be equally split among three polls (teal, orange, and purple), while the entries that contain images have their own poll (blue) with eleven entries.
You may pick two entries from the first three polls, and you may pick three from the last poll. An overall wild-card will advance to the final poll as well.
Voting ends on Sunday, September 30th at 11:59 PM Eastern.
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Preliminary Poll Teal
Entry One:
There once was a Post-it-here topic.
When Sumi saw it, he became catatonic
In reaction to this,
He told the poster - "tsk tsk"
And closed that rule-breaking topic.
Entry Two:
TOPIC EXTERMINATED
Entry Three:
Roses are red.
Lilies are sometimes yellow.
This topic breaks the rules.
So it will be closed instead of slapping you silly, my fellow. B)
Entry Four:
time for your topic to sleep with the fishes and dream of farm animals
Entry Five:
"Hello my name is Shawn Spencer Sumiki . I am a psychic detective forum assistant from the Santa Barbara Police Department BZPower Staff. I'm getting something! My psychic senses are tingling! Tangerines?! No, Toothpaste. Wait, no! Topic closed."
Entry Six:
For I have known them all already, known them all-
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?
Topic closed.
Entry Seven:
TOPICWATCH!
*insert quote of rule-breaking post*
We've got eyes on the suspect*
WAIT is that *insert broken rule*
SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS
GO GO GO
Don't let it get away!
SUSPECT APPREHENDED. TOPIC CLOSED.
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Preliminary Poll Orange
Entry One:
No. When members give you topics, don't make them pinned. Make them take the topics back! Get mad! I don't want your rule breaking, what am I supposed to do with that? Demand to see their manager! Make them rue the day it thought it could give Sumiki rule breaking topics! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your topic down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR TOPIC DOWN!
Entry Two:
HALT! This topic breaks a BZP rule! It is unacceptable and thus, will be closed. If you have a problem with it, TOO BAD!
Entry Three:
Computer, Activate Protocol 11.
Passcode: Wayne
Topic Blasted Sky-High
Entry Four:
Now, while I still have a lot of respect for you, your topic isn't allowed by BZP rules. You know, the ones that you're meant to read before joining and follow religiously?
I'm not going to hold this against you or anything, but You should probably go read them now. Assuming you haven't already. And if you have... yeah, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
That said, topic closed. 
Entry Five:
wutz up wit dis topik its braking da bzp rullz
topik klosed
Entry Six:
There are a thousand ways I could close this topic right now. And 941 of them hurt.
Topic closed.
Entry Seven:
Some people think that their topic closings need to be funny. But, do you know what I say?
Bananas.
Topic closed, goodnight BZPower. B)
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Preliminary Poll Purple
Entry One:
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewin' on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best! And…
Always look on the bright side of life!
*whistling*
In other words, don't let this topic closing get to you. It was an honest mistake.
Topic Closed
Entry Two:
There appears to be a large lack of Sumiki and dreaming of farm animals in this topic. Thus I must close it.
Topic Closed
Entry Three:
SUMIKI Level 42
VERSUS
TOPIC Level 40
HIT!
>Use Disk
>Ko-Metru (L2,9/10UP)
STRONG ATTACK!
HIT!
>Use Mask
>Mask of Topic-Closing
STUNNED!
Victory!
Experience Gained
134
Entry Four:
It's astounding.
Quality's fleeting.
Nub-ness. Takes its toll.
But read here closely.
Not for very much longer.
I've got to. Take control.
I REMEMBER. CLOSING A TOPIC.
POSTING. THOSE MOMENTS WHEN.
THE BLACK SIX WOULD HIRE ME.
AND THE DEEVEE WOULD BE CALLING.
LET'S CLOSE A TOPIC AGAAAAAIN.
LET'S CLOSE A TOPIC AGAAAAAIN.
Entry Five:
This was a failure.
I'm making a note here: TOPIC CLOSED!
It's hard to overstate your embarrassment.
BZPower Staff
We do what we must,
Because we can.
For the good of all of us,
(Except the ones who are banned)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you topics don't break
All the BZPower Rules,
And you'll feel really cool,
And maybe your topics won't be closed.
But for now... topic closed!
Entry Six:
I once locked a topic in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Topic sat on by an elephant in pajamas.
Entry Seven:
Hey man, this topic breaks the rules, which makes it uncool, and which makes me a fool if I let it live while it breaks said rules. So now I will do what I came here to do:
Topic closified.
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Preliminary Poll Blue
This is the image poll. Any text that relates/goes with the image will be in a quote above or below the link to the image.
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"Don't break the rules! If you do, I will come to you with an AK47 and shoot you. Break the rules again, and I will shoot you. Topic closed."
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TOPIC CLOSING STYLE.
TOP
TOP TOP
TOPIC CLOSING STYLE.
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What!? How'd you--!? Oh, well, you may have made it past my plunger locks, the double plunger locks, the laser locks, the electric locks, and the motorized locks, made it past all of my guards and sentries, and broken every BZP rule in the book, but YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT PAST MY TOPIC LOCKS! Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! I am the Evil Ogel, Sumiki, and I cannot be stopped!
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