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do you dream about farm animals

do you dream about farm animals

How often do you dream about farm animals

do you dream about farm animals

"In my dreams, farm animals are coated in Teflon and wear Spandex headgear."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Farm Animals

 

How often do you dream about farm animals

"Usually when I dream about collapsible celery."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Farm Animal Frequency

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate one to ten scales? Show your work.

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On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate one to ten scales? Show your work.

"I think mini-blinds are underrated as a contact lens removal device"

----------- Sumiki's Dad on one-to-ten scales

Brakelatabasaasta feed me

"I often find that gift certificates make lovely party trays."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on the Secret Stomache Messeage

when will you space

when will you space

"I took an elevator to the top of a blueberry muffin once ... and let me tell you, it was deep."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE

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"Maybe."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Eiffel 65

Have you ever considered starting some kind of company revolving around your ability to insightfully answer any question posed to you?

 

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What is love?

How make sure entire world not asplode??????

Do you know the muffin man?

Have you ever considered starting some kind of company revolving around your ability to insightfully answer any question posed to you?

"No. I think my future is in tater tots. Would you like a candied tater tot?"

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Entrepreneurship

 

What is love?

"It's the same feeling you have when you extract navel lint on a Tuesday."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Love

 

How make sure entire world not asplode??????

"It's library cards - it's always been in obtaining as many library cards as possible. Truth, knowledge, and exposure to The Far Side."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Saving the World

 

Do you know the muffin man?

"Couldn't stand him; poured asphalt on him last week."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on the Muffin Man

The muffin man?

"We should not speak of the M man; I've had cole slaw."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on the Muffin Man, Part II

Are you a rapper?

Sumiki's Dad on Sumiki's Dad?

Are you a rapper?

"No - I'm a country jazz musician. The first album will be called 'Yump.'"

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Rapping

 

Sumiki's Dad on Sumiki's Dad?

"I would love to be viral but I'm not infected. I'd like to have many hits, but I bruise easily."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Sumiki's Dad

Would you like a list of questions?

Would you like a list of questions?

"Send them to me and we'll let the possums choose."

----------- Sumiki's Dad saying "Yes"

What is the location of a 2x2 LEGO brick that goes by the name Samantha?

Hats?

How many hats?

Why so many hats?

Pony hats?

BrickFair hats?

How often do you dream about farm animals?

If a tortoise was to open a candle factory, what are the odds that it would benefit from war profiteering caused by a lack of danish pastries?
 
If I were to host a late night show, what would it be called?
 
Did you walk to work today or did you bring your lunch?
 
The Tenth Doctor arrives on your doorstep and offers you some roadkill and a record player. What do?

Takuma Nuva

What is the location of a 2x2 LEGO brick that goes by the name Samantha?

"She's looking for a decomposed laptop that sports a five o'clock shadow."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Samantha's Whereabouts

 

Hats?

"Prefer ranch dressing."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Hats

 

How many hats?

"Depends on the salad."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Hats, Part II

 

Why so many hats?

"BECAUSE THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY SALAD"

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Hats, Part III

 

Pony hats?

"Only for the gerbil."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Hats, Part IV

 

BrickFair hats?

"Now you're talking."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Hats, Part V

 

How often do you dream about farm animals?

"Yesterday: three times with croutons."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Farm Animal Frequency, Part II

 

If a tortoise was to open a candle factory, what are the odds that it would benefit from war profiteering caused by a lack of danish pastries?

"Insightful question! I've been pondering the very same thing. It would seem a ballpoint pen factory would be more likely to be the cause. You can't start problems if you can't write orders."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on an Interesting Question

 

If I were to host a late night show, what would it be called?

"Call it Snickers and get the candy bar to sponsor the show. Get a band called the Musketeers, with a sidekick named Lactose Intolerant."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Snickers

 

Did you walk to work today or did you bring your lunch?

"Actually, I walked on lunch as I went to work. What do you think happened to the M man?!?"

----------- Sumiki's Dad on Lunch

 

The Tenth Doctor arrives on your doorstep and offers you some roadkill and a record player. What do?

"Well, we turn the record player on and we spin on it while the possum gets thrown in a pot and boiled for LUNCH."

----------- Sumiki's Dad on the Tenth Doctor