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CHAINSAW TIME.

What? You never said the jar had to close again!

I can do that.

What about setting up a lawn chair? Is that good?

I'd just eat the whole thing; nobody in my house likes pickles like I do.

 

Emperor

Pssh, I open people's humiliation just as easily.

OOH! OOH! I can do that! I can! *Raises hand and waves it around.*

And I can open ketchup bottles.

Too bad more girls aren't like you....I'd have girls lined up at my door for miles.

 

-Jordboy1

Boy,is the Mayor gonna be sad.

So if something goes wrong between you and LM...

 

Kidding, of course.

as long as it's not the cookie jar.

Pickles are my favorite food. Sweet pickles, that is. I used to like dill pickles too (they were actually my first solid food ) but now I don't really like them. If there were two jars, and one had sweet pickles in it, and one had, say, mayonaise, I would probably have a greater chance of opening the pickle jar than the mayonaise jar. Because nothing shall stand between me and the pickles.

 

And then I'd eat them.

I can open a pickle jar, and I can also solve 2X + 3 = -2X - 7.

 

 

I can do that.

 

*points pointedly at the topic title*

 

Anyways, I can open a pickle jar, fix your computer, cook some food, and...err...

 

What else can I do...

 

Well, it all depends on the thing ye want done compared to what the man's own aspirations in life be. If he be aspirin' to the same things ye be then he could easily open the jar but if ye want to open the jar and he doesn't be wantin', for reasons like he doesn't like pickles or he be havin' a phobia o' jars, then he'll not want to open the jar at all, savvy?

 

In the case o' the latter, all you need's the proper leverage....

 

-fin-

Pickle jars do not exist within our temporal plane; however, they are the dominant species in a parallel universe just south of the expressway.

>.>

<.<

It's laser time.

 

Firefox-tan~

Pickle jars are nothin'. Try opening one of those econo-size pickle BUCKETS they use in restaurants. Now THAT takes some doin'.

 

Of course, I'm givin' doin' all the time for that. Piece of cake for me. d=

 

Takuma Nuva

*sigh* I don't qualify...

 

Unless, of course, being able to cook a turkey qualifies me... And I can make mashed potatoes... heck, I could cook a whole meal given the time and supplies...

But...but I can't open the pickle jar...*sniff* I don't even like pickles! *sob* W-what about that time when I saved you from Kopaka....and-and the flowers? And candy? *sob* How can you do this to me?!

 

*runs away crying*

 

~

I can open a pickle jar.

I can also rip open the temporal fabric of this world, resulting in a universe-wide disaster were easily 40% of all living things will be killed, 55% will be horrible rabid and mutated, and the 5% percent of people left will have to fend for ourselves.

Interested?

I can open a pickle jar.

 

I can also rip open the temporal fabric of this world, resulting in a universe-wide disaster were easily 40% of all living things will be killed, 55% will be horrible rabid and mutated, and the 5% percent of people left will have to fend for ourselves.

 

Interested?

Sounds like you're a video game designer who works on those cliche zombie-apocalypse games.

 

And actually, if the temporal fabric was torn... well, we have no clue what would happen. It'd probably involve paradoxes. Lots and lots of paradoxes. The temporal corruption might spread out from the anomaly point, and corrupt the whole universe, or it might be instantaneous, depending on any available temporal paradoxes looping through temporality. Or it may not move anywhere, and be isolated to a single anomaly at the point of creation... Or elsewhere, should the spacial plane be damaged. And as for what the corrupted universe would be like is unknown as well. No one knows what happens when you create a paradox. And don't count on any TV show to be accurate. XD

 

I can hold a realistic discussion on temporal physics. Do you like that?

I can open a pickle jar.

 

I can also rip open the temporal fabric of this world, resulting in a universe-wide disaster were easily 40% of all living things will be killed, 55% will be horrible rabid and mutated, and the 5% percent of people left will have to fend for ourselves.

 

Interested?

Sounds like you're a video game designer who works on those cliche zombie-apocalypse games.

 

And actually, if the temporal fabric was torn... well, we have no clue what would happen. It'd probably involve paradoxes. Lots and lots of paradoxes. The temporal corruption might spread out from the anomaly point, and corrupt the whole universe, or it might be instantaneous, depending on any available temporal paradoxes looping through temporality. Or it may not move anywhere, and be isolated to a single anomaly at the point of creation... Or elsewhere, should the spacial plane be damaged. And as for what the corrupted universe would be like is unknown as well. No one knows what happens when you create a paradox. And don't count on any TV show to be accurate. XD

 

I can hold a realistic discussion on temporal physics. Do you like that?

 

...Your cleaning up my brains that just splattered on the wall.

I can post in your blog.Is that good enough?

I can open a pickle jar.

 

I can also rip open the temporal fabric of this world, resulting in a universe-wide disaster were easily 40% of all living things will be killed, 55% will be horrible rabid and mutated, and the 5% percent of people left will have to fend for ourselves.

 

Interested?

Sounds like you're a video game designer who works on those cliche zombie-apocalypse games.

 

And actually, if the temporal fabric was torn... well, we have no clue what would happen. It'd probably involve paradoxes. Lots and lots of paradoxes. The temporal corruption might spread out from the anomaly point, and corrupt the whole universe, or it might be instantaneous, depending on any available temporal paradoxes looping through temporality. Or it may not move anywhere, and be isolated to a single anomaly at the point of creation... Or elsewhere, should the spacial plane be damaged. And as for what the corrupted universe would be like is unknown as well. No one knows what happens when you create a paradox. And don't count on any TV show to be accurate. XD

 

I can hold a realistic discussion on temporal physics. Do you like that?

 

...Your cleaning up my brains that just splattered on the wall.

I apologize; I do have the tendency to cause that to happen an unusually large amount of times.

 

And I'm noticing some inaccuracies in what I stated; When I said, "No one knows what happens when you create a paradox," I didn't actually go and check to see if there has been a recent, dominant theory regarding the physics of temporal paradoxes which would define their behavior, but I can only expect so much knowledge when we haven't actually created one. Or, at least, I'm not aware that anyone has created one, and I tend to know more about science progression than the average member of the population does. However, if one had been created, I'd expect it to be much more obvious than something able to be kept secret, as how would you actually keep people from knowing about a flaw in the universe? And it would have to be kept as secret as possible, as knowledge about temporal paradoxial physics would be an incredible breakthrough in science; and the obvious lack of knowledge thereof in more easily reachable science knowledge repositories leads to the conclusion that temporal paradoxial physics knowledge is currently unknown. Naturally, the paradox could be something completely unexpected (by me, at least), and possibly be easily manipulatable (or, at least, small), or something else entirely; and that could make the knowledge easily secret-able. Thus, the actual result of a tear in temporal fabric would be known (should someone or some group be able to obtain knowledge from studying the paradox) by some (those with the proper top-secret credentials to be allowed to know about the temporal anomaly), but not us, so we can not come to a physics-law-defined conclusion as to what said temporal fabric tear would create, destroy, or whatever else.

 

Please note, I am not a certified expert on these matters; I just know a lot.

 

I also apologize in advance for any more exploded brains that this causes.

I can open a pickle jar.

 

I can also rip open the temporal fabric of this world, resulting in a universe-wide disaster were easily 40% of all living things will be killed, 55% will be horrible rabid and mutated, and the 5% percent of people left will have to fend for ourselves.

 

Interested?

Sounds like you're a video game designer who works on those cliche zombie-apocalypse games.

 

And actually, if the temporal fabric was torn... well, we have no clue what would happen. It'd probably involve paradoxes. Lots and lots of paradoxes. The temporal corruption might spread out from the anomaly point, and corrupt the whole universe, or it might be instantaneous, depending on any available temporal paradoxes looping through temporality. Or it may not move anywhere, and be isolated to a single anomaly at the point of creation... Or elsewhere, should the spacial plane be damaged. And as for what the corrupted universe would be like is unknown as well. No one knows what happens when you create a paradox. And don't count on any TV show to be accurate. XD

 

I can hold a realistic discussion on temporal physics. Do you like that?

 

...Your cleaning up my brains that just splattered on the wall.

I apologize; I do have the tendency to cause that to happen an unusually large amount of times.

 

And I'm noticing some inaccuracies in what I stated; When I said, "No one knows what happens when you create a paradox," I didn't actually go and check to see if there has been a recent, dominant theory regarding the physics of temporal paradoxes which would define their behavior, but I can only expect so much knowledge when we haven't actually created one. Or, at least, I'm not aware that anyone has created one, and I tend to know more about science progression than the average member of the population does. However, if one had been created, I'd expect it to be much more obvious than something able to be kept secret, as how would you actually keep people from knowing about a flaw in the universe? And it would have to be kept as secret as possible, as knowledge about temporal paradoxial physics would be an incredible breakthrough in science; and the obvious lack of knowledge thereof in more easily reachable science knowledge repositories leads to the conclusion that temporal paradoxial physics knowledge is currently unknown. Naturally, the paradox could be something completely unexpected (by me, at least), and possibly be easily manipulatable (or, at least, small), or something else entirely; and that could make the knowledge easily secret-able. Thus, the actual result of a tear in temporal fabric would be known (should someone or some group be able to obtain knowledge from studying the paradox) by some (those with the proper top-secret credentials to be allowed to know about the temporal anomaly), but not us, so we can not come to a physics-law-defined conclusion as to what said temporal fabric tear would create, destroy, or whatever else.

 

Please note, I am not a certified expert on these matters; I just know a lot.

 

I also apologize in advance for any more exploded brains that this causes.

*brain explosion*

 

and I can't open a pickle jar.