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[Dralcax]

Chapter 1

tahu is the best but lewa hit him in the face with a pie and then tahu became a ninja and he went all BURN STUFF!!1!111! and he beat lewa. bionikul rules!!!!11!1!! the End!1!11!!!!111!!!!!

Levahk-Kal: Well, that was weird.

Dralcax: Don’t worry, it’s just an attention getter. Now the real comedy begins.

LK: Aw, man! I was just about to start playing Minecraft!

Dralcax: No.

LK: Angry Birds?

Dralcax: *throws a bird at Levahk-Kal, which explodes*

LK: [violent game removed]?

Dralcax: *[excessive violence removed]*

LK: Okay, maybe not. But can’t we stop this comedy now?

Dralcax: It’s not 300 words yet. Do you want to get this comedy locked?

LK: Well, at least have a decent plot rather than an argument with the author!

Dralcax: Fine.

Welcome to Ask Levahk-Kal!

LK: We did that already, remember? And it was an epic fail.

Dralcax: Oh.

The Bohrok-Kal try to run a Chinese Restaurant!

LK: Nah, to cliche. Besides, too many egg roll jokes.

*Gahlok-Kal randomly appears, rolling a large egg*

LK: I rest my case.

Levahk-Kal, Ace Attorney!

LK: Objection! Now that’s just stupid.

Why Levahk-Kal is a moron

LK: Hey!

The Bohrok-Kal try to run a fast food restaurant!

LK: No.

The Bohrok-Kal try to run a pizza parlor!

LK: Bohrok.

The Bohrok try to run a pizza parlor!

LK. Better. We need a staff, though.

*a bo staff randomly appears*

LK: Not that kind of staff!

Tahnok- Chef
Gahlok- Desk
Lehvak- Manager
Kohrak: Maintenance
Pahrak: Janitor
Nuhvok: Toppings
Bohrok Va: Pizza delivery guys

LK: The Va do the pizza delivery?

Tahnok Va: Vamos!

Pahrak Va: Vamos!

Gahlok Va: Vamos!

LK: SHUT UP!!!

Nuhvok Va: Vamos!

LK: AAARGH!!!!!!!!!

Dralcax: Okay, lets cut out the Spanish puns and get on with the grand opening!

LK: But we need a name!

*Tahnok trips and a fresh pizza lands on Nuhvok*

LK: Pizza Bohrok?

Dralcax: Fine. Well, that’s enough author interference for today. Bye!

Pahrak: *Sees mess* Clean it all clean it all it must be cleaned! *Cleans up mess*

LK: Okay...

Lehvak: I’m the manager, let me manage this place. Bohrok-Kal belong in the monthly inspections according to ordinance #320938.

LK: Fine. Bye!

Pizza Bohrok Chapter 1: Prologue

LK: Wait, a prologue isn't part of the chapter count!

Pizza Bohrok Chapter 1 0: Prologue

LK: Better.

The End!

LK: Already? We didn’t even make it to the Grand Opening!

Kohrak-Kal: Ku... Ku... But it’s 300 words.

Pahrak-Kal: What is with the “Ku... Ku...” anyways?

KK: Ku... Ku... It’s a manga reference.

PK: Figures...

Next Chapter: Pizza Bohrok Grand Opening!

[Toa of Gallifrey]

Very nice! I like how the beginning is sort of noobish then it gets rectified and very funny! I like how Lehvak-Kal and the author try to decide the plot, and how the Bohrok-Va are the delivery people. XD Also the Bohrok obsession to clean.

[fishers64]

LK. Better. We need a staff, though.

*a bo staff randomly appears*

LK: Not that kind of staff![/center]

Tahnok- Chef
Gahlok- Desk
Lehvak- Manager
Kohrak: Maintenance
Pahrak: Janitor
Nuhvok: Toppings
Bohrok Va: Pizza delivery guys

[center]

LK: The Va do the pizza delivery?

Tahnok Va: Vamos!

Pahrak Va: Vamos!

Gahlok Va: Vamos!

LK: SHUT UP!!!

Nuhvok Va: Vamos!

LK: AAARGH!!!!!!!!!

Dralcax: Okay, lets cut out the Spanish puns and get on with the grand opening!

I especially liked this part. This is indeed hilarious, and I eagerly await the next chapter.

[Toa Sonis]

Hilarious! I especially love all the different plot titles and then Levak-Kal's objections to them. Oh, and the naming...

Keep writing!

[The Renegade Emperor]

Really fun, I liked it, especially the "Vamos!" scene!




----- Lord of the Rings -----

Titles: Dark Lord, Lord of Mordor, Lord of Gifts, Lord of Barad-Dûr, Lord of the Earth

[Dralcax]

Sloof Lirpa of Lego has announced that they are bringing back Bionicle!

















Pizza Bohrok: Chapter 1: Grand opening
EDIT: FYI, somehow, there's a new filter ruining Lehvak's name. Now it reads as Bionicle Legends, LOL.

Bionicle Legends: Yay, we’re open! But now what?
BT: How about a publicity stunt!
BN: Like the world’s biggest pizza?
BK: The world’s biggest pizza is 314 feet across. Now that’s a lot of pie.
LK: These guys are morons.
Dralcax: Read the previous dialogue over and over until you get bored. Or until it’s 300 words so I can stop writing.
LK: You’re so lazy...
Dralcax: You’re not the only one who plays computer games with lots of blood, you know.
LK: Just get on with the chapter.
Bionicle Legends: Okay, bring in the dough!
*A giant slab of dough lands on him*
KK: Ku ku ku... Whoops.
PK: STOP SAYING KU KU KU!
KK: Ku ku ku...
*Tahnok rolls out the dough, Lehvak included*
BN: Where did we ever get enough space for a 315-foot pizza?
Dralcax: Whoops.
*The Bohrok appear in a 400-foot parking lot*
BN: Better. Now get the sauce!
*Precisely 314.159265358 gallons of sauce land on the pizza*
Bionicle Legends: Glub glub glub.
BT: Where do all these ingredients come from?
KK: Ku ku ku...
PK: STOP IT!!!
BN: Okay, toppings!
*An avalanche of pizza toppings lands on the enormous pizza*
BN: Why is it in the shape of Kohrak-Kal’s face?
KK: Ku ku ku...
PK: SHUT UP!!!!
KK: Is that all you can say?
PK: As your clear superior, I hereby forbid the emittance of certain sound waves into the atmosphere that are perceived by the Bohrok-Kal auditory sensory units to be in the form of the words “ku ku ku”, which is a clear reference to a manga character in a manga in Shonen Ace magazine which contains profanity and therefore is not BZP appropriate.

KK:
LK: Now I have a feeling that Dralcax is just trying to increase word count.
Dralcax: No, it’s already 300 words.
LK: And Pahrak-Kal just said 61 of them.
BT: Can we get back to the pizza?
Bionicle Legends: Gud be oud ubb ear!
BT: Now let’s cook it! Umm... How are we going to get it into an oven that big?
*A huge pizza oven rises out of the ground and cooks the pizza*
Bionicle Legends: AABB ID BURDS!
BT: That was a little too convenient...
KK: Ku ku ku...
PK: *Facepalm*
BT: Now what do we do with a pizza that size?
BP: Eat it?
BN: Submit it to the record books!
BK: April fools. The actual biggest pizza is 500 feet across.
*Tahnok and Nuhvok start attacking Kohrok*
BT&BN:
BK:
THE END

Bionicle Legends: Ubb... Cubb subbudy geb be oub ub ear?

Edited by Chaos Dralcax, Apr 01 2012 - 05:21 PM.

[fishers64]

Who is BT, BN, and BK? And BP, other than an acronym for British Petroleum?

I think the latter is Bohrok-Kal, but I'm not sure. Or is it Bohrok Tahnok, Bohrok Nuuvok, etc?

The "word filter" is hilarious, even though it is fake, because you were able to warn us about it.

[Dralcax]

Who is BT, BN, and BK? And BP, other than an acronym for British Petroleum?

I think the latter is Bohrok-Kal, but I'm not sure. Or is it Bohrok Tahnok, Bohrok Nuuvok, etc?

The "word filter" is hilarious, even though it is fake, because you were able to warn us about it.

No, it's real. I edited in the warning. They stand for Bohrok Tahnok, Bohrok Nuhvok, Bohrok Kohrok, and Bohrok Pahrak. I was lazy. I will be switching back to the basic names, except for the Kal. What is with the Bionicle Legends filter, anyways?

[Tamagotchi Lover]

This is really good in my opinion! I especially like this little part:

PK: As your clear superior, I hereby forbid the emittance of certain sound waves into the atmosphere that are perceived by the Bohrok-Kal auditory sensory units to be in the form of the words “ku ku ku”, which is a clear reference to a manga character in a manga in Shonen Ace magazine which contains profanity and therefore is not BZP appropriate.

I also find the word filter on Bionicle Legends's name to be quite humorous; the fact that you warned us about it added to my laughter. XP

Edited by Tamagotchi Lover, Apr 02 2012 - 04:45 PM.

[Toa Sonis]

World Record thing's a little random...but hey, that's what comedy's for, right?

Drat, now I'm going to have to go look up how big that pizza actually was. And what they did with it afterwards.

Also, I like the old double-space format better...if you can get it back...

Edited by Toa Sonis, Apr 02 2012 - 09:14 PM.

[Dralcax]

World Record thing's a little random...but hey, that's what comedy's for, right?

Drat, now I'm going to have to go look up how big that pizza actually was. And what they did with it afterwards.

Also, I like the old double-space format better...if you can get it back...

Actually, it's 122 feet, but I needed it to be greater than 315.

New Chapter!


i hate filters but anyways im getting tired of the fake noob comedy thing, so meh.


















Pizza Bohrok: Chapter 2: Word filter

Lehvak: Since the pizza didn’t work (I still smell like anchovies), we will now attempt to set a new world record.

Nuhvok: We will now attempt to invoke every word filter except the ones that filter out profanity. Ready?

Lehvak: Bionicle Legends!

Tahnok: cool dude!

Kohrak: BZP Lovers!

Nuhvok: #######!

Gahlok: (LEGO) friend(s)!

Pahrak: Nobody cares about me. I need attenton so I wanted to be annoying.!

LK: … These guys are morons!

Dralcax: Yeah... Let’s find a better ad campaign.

Lehvak: Oh, screw this. Let’s just get an ad in the newspaper.

Five days later...

Gahlok: Tahnok, we have an order for 3 large anchovy pizzas for a pizza party at Zaktan and Vezok’s School of Villainly.

Lehvak: The comedy whose co-author offered to partner with us?

Dralcax: Yeah.

Nuhvok: Do they even have pizza parties? It’s a school of VILLAINY, for crying out loud!

Gahlok: That’s what the anchovies are for.

KK: Ku-

PK:

Nuhvok: We’re out of anchovies. We put them all on the giant pizza since we didn’t want to waste the ones we actually use.

Lehvak: Get the fish tank and use some guppies, then.

Nuhvok:

Later...

Lehvak Va: Vamos! *Hops on bike to deliver pizzas*

Random Pedestrian: Ew, what is that smell?

Lehvak Va: Vamos!

(Toa Zehvor MT, you can decide if it arrives or not at your comedy.)

LK: A crossover?

Dralcax: What? It’s not like it has to arrive. And if it does in his next chapter, it would be epic.

LK: Do you really think they would appreciate three large guppy pizzas?

Dralcax: They’re still alive, you know, so they can always get a new fish tank.

LK: I think that’s 300 words now, don’t you?

Dralcax: 298.

LK: Oh Mata Nui...

Dralcax: 303.

LK: Then end this.

Dralcax: Fine, but just because there isn’t a barfing emoticon.

LK:

THE END

Edited by Chaos Dralcax, Apr 04 2012 - 05:20 PM.

[Toa Zehvor MT]

Oh good lord. You're sending a pizza to the Piraka.

Bad ending impending.

Anyways good chappy. Was highly entertaining. Although I would hold off on the guppy pizzas, LK...

MT

[Axilus Prime]

Bohrok Lehvak. ARGH, I FELL FOR IT!

Edited by Tahu Nuva Golden, Apr 04 2012 - 06:07 PM.

[fishers64]

Good Chapter...I eagerly await the arrival of said pizzas in the crossover-comedy.

BZP Lovers is a word filter...of what...?

[Toa Sonis]

Oh dear...live guppies on a pizza...that just doesn't sound good. FISH SLAPPING TOURNAMENT at the School of Villany foreseen...