tahu is the best but lewa hit him in the face with a pie and then tahu became a ninja and he went all BURN STUFF!!1!111! and he beat lewa. bionikul rules!!!!11!1!! the End!1!11!!!!111!!!!!
Levahk-Kal: Well, that was weird.
Dralcax: Don’t worry, it’s just an attention getter. Now the real comedy begins.
LK: Aw, man! I was just about to start playing Minecraft!
LK: Angry Birds?
Dralcax: *throws a bird at Levahk-Kal, which explodes*
LK: [violent game removed]?
Dralcax: *[excessive violence removed]*
LK: Okay, maybe not. But can’t we stop this comedy now?
Dralcax: It’s not 300 words yet. Do you want to get this comedy locked?
LK: Well, at least have a decent plot rather than an argument with the author!
Welcome to Ask Levahk-Kal!
LK: We did that already, remember? And it was an epic fail.
The Bohrok-Kal try to run a Chinese Restaurant!
LK: Nah, to cliche. Besides, too many egg roll jokes.
*Gahlok-Kal randomly appears, rolling a large egg*
LK: I rest my case.
Levahk-Kal, Ace Attorney!
LK: Objection! Now that’s just stupid.
Why Levahk-Kal is a moron
The Bohrok-Kal try to run a fast food restaurant!
The Bohrok-Kal try to run a pizza parlor!
The Bohrok try to run a pizza parlor!
LK. Better. We need a staff, though.
*a bo staff randomly appears*
LK: Not that kind of staff!
Bohrok Va: Pizza delivery guys
LK: The Va do the pizza delivery?
Tahnok Va: Vamos!
Pahrak Va: Vamos!
Gahlok Va: Vamos!
LK: SHUT UP!!!
Nuhvok Va: Vamos!
Dralcax: Okay, lets cut out the Spanish puns and get on with the grand opening!
LK: But we need a name!
*Tahnok trips and a fresh pizza lands on Nuhvok*
LK: Pizza Bohrok?
Dralcax: Fine. Well, that’s enough author interference for today. Bye!
Pahrak: *Sees mess* Clean it all clean it all it must be cleaned! *Cleans up mess*
Lehvak: I’m the manager, let me manage this place. Bohrok-Kal belong in the monthly inspections according to ordinance #320938.
LK: Fine. Bye!
Pizza Bohrok Chapter 1: Prologue
LK: Wait, a prologue isn't part of the chapter count!
Pizza Bohrok Chapter
1 0: Prologue
LK: Already? We didn’t even make it to the Grand Opening!
Kohrak-Kal: Ku... Ku... But it’s 300 words.
Pahrak-Kal: What is with the “Ku... Ku...” anyways?
KK: Ku... Ku... It’s a manga reference.
Next Chapter: Pizza Bohrok Grand Opening!