Tamagotchi Lover

Okay, these are not exactly from a movie or a TV show, but from three online series. "Oh, so we all fall asleep and get nosebleeds at the same time? Makes sense."~Evan Jennings, EverymanHYBRID, Hidden Videos Jeff: When I was in the Sudan... I had to grapple with--Evan: Shut up.Jeff: -- a hutsu leader--Vince: Jeff's never grappled in his life.Jeff: -- named Akembe.Evan: Jeff has never been physically--Vince: --exerted--Evan: --against anything. Like, you're physically exerted when you run, but I don't think you've ever fought a single thing in your life. Like wrestling or anything.Jeff: Well, those grizzly bears last summer--Evan: Even like with your brother and stuff. I don't think you've ever, like--Jeff: Those grizzly bears... ~Jeff Koval, Evan Jennings, and Vince Everyman, EverymanHYBRID, A Day With Green Feathers "Florida. Filled with things that kill you. Like hurricanes...and alligators..." "Aw, dude! I love alligators!" ~Noah Maxwell and Evan Jennings, TribeTwelve/EverymanHYBRID crossover, Northern Trip Footage "...psychopaths in masks..." ~Alex Kralie, Marble Hornets, Entry #47

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REM is "rapid eye movement". It's a phase of sleep.The band says they chose it because it sounds cool and claim that, in their case, it stands for "rapid ear movement".^Also, I know the words to that song."The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide, Mount Saint Edelaide, Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs, birthday party, cheesecake, jellybeans, BOOM!"...That line is based on a dream.I think that it's "The other night I dreamt of knives". At least, that's how I've always heard it. I have that song memorized! (Hopefully with the correct lyrics...) I also love "Half A World Away", "Losing My Religion", and "Shiny Happy People". ^-^

This is really good in my opinion! I especially like this little part: I also find the word filter on Bionicle Legends's name to be quite humorous; the fact that you warned us about it added to my laughter. XP

Faded Lights, by Jordin Critz (It's so beautiful... )

Confessions(What's Inside My Head)~Red

{Never Sleep Without A Bat} If you’ve ever had the feeling That you have someone watching you, This might send your mind reeling, But I’ll inform you that you do. 1:11 is the time When you first get the vibes. The paranoia feels like slime Clinging to your insides. Look at the clock, it’s 2:22. Now you’re sure a stalker’s near. Glance around you: Nothing’s new, But you can’t seem to shake your fear. Static on the radio Is your next indication That, somewhere, gazing down below, One’s observing your location. At 3:33, you see a tall, thin man. You shudder--No. It can’t be real! In the blink of an eye, in the wave of a hand... He’s gone. You tremble, but think, “What’s the deal?” When “4:44” barrages your eyes, You’re sure that the mystery man will return. You need to be armed, you finally decide, And there is but one place you can turn. You open the door to your musty old shed. You step in with footsteps as light as a cat’s In search of a weapon... Oh, look! There’s a thread, Tied to the end of a baseball bat! Your fingers close around the weapon Before you decide to check the time. 5:55?!? You failed to pay attention To how long you stayed in your own terror’s realm. It’s all right when night falls: There are no number strings. Yet into bed you quickly crawl, Clutching a bat and your dreams. At 1:11 AM, you awake. You’re not quite sure what roused you. You sit up, raise the bat to make An impression to scare those around you. Outside your room, there is creaking. It could be a rat near the walls, But your human mind is there, thinking, “Is that slender man roaming my halls?” You hear your door squeak open, And quickly, your blood runs chill. You sit there, frozen, hoping That you’ll unthaw due to some thrill. A seed of terror is planted In your heart, your mind, your soul While total access is granted To your nightmare. Your body grows cold. You see something in the doorway. It’s tall, about seven-foot-six. This figure--you recognize it right away... Or is it your eyes playing tricks? Before your mind can tell what it’s seeing, The stranger approaches your bed. Fear shoots through all parts of your being: This man has no face, just a head. Your grip on the bat gets tighter As tentacles slowly extend From the man’s back. Your skin becomes lighter When you think, “This could be the end.” Adrenalin’s pumped through your bloodstream. A plan is needed right now, So before either of you see it coming, You smack the bat on the man’s brow. The terrible moan that echoes Off of the caverns of your brain Lets you know that you should not let go Of this bat, for the monster feels pain. Again and again you beat him, And again and again he screams. It appears as though he has been beaten, Because now, he slowly retreats. You see the tentacles vanish. You see the man back out the door After telepathically scowling, “Me, banished? You’re mad! I’ll be back in the morn...” You realize your hands are quaking. You set the bat to the side. The battle you had left you shaken, Externally and on the inside. As you finally start to feel drowsy, You know that you won’t take a chance. You hug your arms around your knees, Gripping the bat like a lance. The moral of this story, dear, Is one that you can’t lack In case Slenderman visits. Just be clear: Never sleep without a bat! ~⊗~Just a little something I whipped up a while ago. I decided to post this after learning that Sumiki was masquerading as Slender Man. Unfortunately, the fad's over, but that's totally fine by me. Note: I do not own Slenderman or the Operator symbol.

Right at this very moment? In that case, it's this: "Florida. Filled with things that kill you. Like hurricanes...and alligators..." "Aw, dude! I love alligators!"~Noah Maxwell and Evan Jennings in the TribeTwelve/EverymanHYBRID crossover

*high fives* That's my all-time favorite show! I'm so glad I'm not alone. Other shows I love: Psych Lie to Me Flashpoint

Man. I think that I'd buy that Premier Premier Membership just to learn Trigonometry right now. "Triggerwhatsit" made me laugh, as did the fractions. "Just trust us. " nearly made me fall out of my chair. Ironically, I am currently doing my Trig homework...

Oh, my GOSH!! I don't think that I've laughed so hard at a BZP comedy before reading this! I can totally envision Billy Mays' voice saying those things, plus the intro to the Thanksgiving Special was hilarious. "Pre-recorded Agreement Track"? I'm sorry, I don't need the Insta-Apology 3000. I already have one. (Seriously, though. I apologize for everything. XD) And, just like Rarity, I'm truly tempted to call that number...

I'm an Aspie! My first obsession was Bionicle; I became a fan of it in 2003. My obsessions range from Warriors to The Mentalist to Psych to the Old Farmer's Almanac to the Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. (Yes, I did just include The Mentalist and Psych in one sentence. ) I also love music, writing stories, and reading.

The squid suddenly remembered that he was allergic to cars that ponder on the meaning of life, so he hurled it across the desert with a mighty flick of his tentacle. The car is now soaring towards Nimbasa City's ferris wheel that has two riders in it!

I love OneRepublic! Some of my favorite songs by them are "Come Home", "All Fall Down", "Secrets", "Mercy", and "Say (All I Need)".

That's totally all right. I don't mind at all!

"Look, we have a serious problem." "Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin." ~Teresa Lisbon and Patrick Jane, The Mentalist "I'm a killer salesman. I'm not a killer." "Ask yourself if this is the right moment for humor, Mr. Atwood." ~Mr. Atwood and Kimball Cho, The Mentalist "Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?" ~Patrick Jane, The Mentalist "I hate the internet." ~Grace Van Pelt, The Mentalist "Tea? It's a hug in a cup." ~Patrick Jane, The Mentalist "When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding." ~Patrick Jane, The Mentalist "Gus, don't be exactly half of an eleven-pound Black Forest ham." ~Shawn Spencer, Psych "Life is not fair. Sometimes dreams do not come true, sometimes you're not the hero in the story of your life, and sometimes, people die before they're supposed to. Life is not fair. But fair has nothing to do with who you are inside, what you dream about, who you love, and what you stand for. Life cannot touch that. War cannot touch that. Doctors... Dark, dark doctors... Cannot. Touch. That." ~The Narrator, The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers (The LXD)

First off, I love "The Tyger" poem. William Blake is awesome, as is a certain serial killer... (The Mentalist, anyone? ) Secondly, this story is intense. I like intense when I'm in the mood for it, and "The Tiger" definitely grabbed my attention. The rahi's description was outstanding. Treespeak can be a tricky concept to grasp, but you used it quite smoothly. I, like Dovydas, enjoyed reading your story, and I also hope to see more stories from you, Allanon! ^-^