Who Ate All The Pies (G&T #2)

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I've never had a pie that contained ingredients from the Matoran Universe. And even though I don't know if it will settle with my organic digestive system, I find the pie to taste really good. I give it an eight out of ten.

 

I then serve my latest pie, which contains only lemons and tomatoes. And by 'serve,' I mean throw into someone's face.

[Naota Takizawa]

The lemon juice splatters across my visor. I am not impressed with you & I slice your pie stall to pieces.

 

Now, I will make a lemon & chalk pie, rename it "blueberry pie" & serve it. 

Edited April 21, 2016 by Naota Takizawa

[ToaTImeLord]

I use your pie to draw with.

 

 

 

I make a another one of my chocolate pie.

[Specter Knight]

(Takes a piece)

...

(Takes twenty more pieces)

It's chocolate. What do you expect?

 

In it's place, I present one of my mother's fresh chicken and thyme pies.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I like the chicken in the pie, but I'm not the biggest fan of thyme parts in it. I give it a six out of ten.

 

I then serve my turkey and whipped cream pie and await to see who takes the first slice.

[ToaTImeLord]

No.

Just no.

0/10

 

 

More chocolate pie this time with whip cream.

[Naota Takizawa]

No. I don't like whipped cream, I'm throwing this at you.

 

I make a beef, onion & mushroom pie that I will choose to serve.

Edited April 22, 2016 by Naota Takizawa

[ToaTImeLord]

It tastes very hardy. Like a slow cooker stew. I like it.

8/10

 

 

I now make a shepherds pie topped with a sprinkle of aged cheddar.

[Naota Takizawa]

Excellent choice of seasoning & pie, I'm recommending this pie as a winner.

 

Now, let's make another solid gold pie & throw it. 

[FrozenFlash]

Ow! Thanks! *puts pie up on auction*

 

I make a 3.141592653589793238462643 and throw it.

[Naota Takizawa]

Okay, you're a winner in my eyes now.

 

I make a cream pie & throw it at the next poster's mouth.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

The pie lands in my mouth. And on my face. And parts of it hit my chest as well. But I guess that's what happens when someone throws a pie at you.

 

I clean myself up and present a Salmon Pie topped in tarter sause on the table. I await to see who will try it first.

[ToaTImeLord]

I take a slice of this weird pie and slowly take a bite.

Strangely it works.

The crust is crispy the fish is tender. It's like fish n chips in a slice.

 

9/10

 

 

I love my sweets so I make a cranberry lemon pie with, a brown sugar and cinnamon crumble.

I place this on the table.

Waiting to see who takes a slice.

[Naota Takizawa]

That's a delicious pie.

 

I make a pie filled with crow meat & serve it under the name "chicken pie"

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I take one bite out of a slice of that pie, suddenly say 'nevermore,' and run screaming out of the area. You can probably guess what my opinion is about it.

 

I return a hour later with a pie made of frosted cereal and milk. I put it on the table and await for someone to try it.

[ToaTImeLord]

Umm.... I'm not a big breakfast person so no.

1/10

 

 

 

I now create a sweet creamed Avocado pie.

(Yes this is a real kind of pie. It originates from South America.)

Edited April 23, 2016 by ToaTimeLord

[Naota Takizawa]

I call that a breakfast pie. It's dinner time right now, so I won't eat that.

 

I make a resin mould of a pie, then throw it at the next poster.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I once again have a pie hit me in the face. I question what I did to deserve this fate. The pie tastes good though.

 

I serve yet another pie. This one is a cold apple pie, because I've heard some people like their pies cold. I await to see who will try it.

[ShadowVezon]

I like it, though I prefer my apple pies heated.

 

I serve up my next treat, a pie baked with a blend of Strawberry, Apple, Kiwi and Cupuaçu fruit.

[Naota Takizawa]

I eat it. It tastes good. 

 

I make a pie by welding pieces of scrap metal together. I serve it to anyone who wants one for $100.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Since I can't consume metal, I don't buy it.

 

I then present a vegan pie and put on the table for those who want it.

[Specter Knight]

(Takes a bite out of the pie) Needs more meat. I mean, it defeats the point of a vegan pie, but how else am I going to get sufficient protein in my diet?

 

I place down a Lemon Meringue pie with a dash of cinnamon next to it.

[Naota Takizawa]

This tastes good.

 

Now, I shove a bunch of Big Macs into a pastry & serve a McDonald's pie.

[FrozenFlash]

Okay. That sounds disgusting. No thanks.

 

I serve up a pie with potatoes and tomatoes. Enjoy!

[Naota Takizawa]

Needs more meat.

 

I serve a vegan pie. 

[Erasmus Graves]

Yuck...

is my first reaction.

Second:

Yeah, it's OK, got some nice points but not the best, NEEDS MORE MEAT: 6.9/10.

 

Coming straight outta the dead heart, I serve up a good proper Aussie pie; succulent mutton roasted in gravy with a garnish of fine fried onion, all sealed inside a beautiful pastry that's not too thick and not too thin.

Edited April 25, 2016 by Erasmus Graves

[Naota Takizawa]

Bloody ripper mate, it's bonza.

 

Now, I serve the most American pie ever. 

[Specter Knight]

(Takes a bite out of it, then freezes up) th... this pie... it tastes... it tastes like... like...

(Suddenly jumps through the stadium roof and into space, riding a bald eagle whilst the american national anthem plays full blast)

FFFFFFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

To recover from the intense amount of patriotism, I deposit a Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties pie.

[Naota Takizawa]

Haggis personally disgusts me, I'm going to serve this to someone else.

 

I create a pie made from kangaroo & crocodile meat & serve it. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I take a bite out of the pie, and I don't like what I taste. I then try it with ranch, and that makes it better. I give it a 4 out of 10 alone, and a 7 out of 10 with ranch.

 

I then present a cheeseburger pie to the group and await to see who tries it.

[Specter Knight]

(Takes a piece of the pie) Hmmm. The crisp pastry is a nice contrast to the soft burger, and the cheese is a good highlight to the pie.

 

Just to be funny, I put down an orange and toothpaste pie to mess with people.

[Naota Takizawa]

You are evil & you make me want to throw this pie back at you.

 

I serve an oatmeal & orange pie & throw it into the crowd.

[FrozenFlash]

Eh... it's okay, I guess. 6/10.

 

I stuff a bunch of rice and blackberries into my pie and chuck it at someone.

[Naota Takizawa]

I dodged your pie.

 

Now, I'll serve a blackberry & apple pie. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I take a slice and try it out. It turns out to be quite good. I give it an eight out of ten.

 

I then present a spam pie and put it on the table.

[Naota Takizawa]

Stick with real ham or bacon, kid.

 

Now, I serve a tofu pie.

[Erasmus Graves]

Doesn't taste of anything.

 

I serve up a Wall Street Pie.

[Naota Takizawa]

You can't eat wall street. 

 

I make yet another solid gold pie & toss it at random. 

[evil_jaga_genius]

I catch it, take it to a fancy restaurant on Wall Street, and use it to pay for an all-you-can-eat buffet of filet mignon.  I then throw some into a pie with some potatoes, mixed vegetables and a whole lot of garlic.

 

I put it on the table, waiting to see just who smells it first.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I trick a vampire into smelling it, just to see how he would react to the garlic. He runs out of the area after taking one sniff of it. 

 

I then try the pie myself, and find it to be surprisingly good. I give it a seven out of ten.

 

I then present my pie made out of concrete and hurl it at the person closest to me.