Who Ate All The Pies (G&T #2)

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Interesting combination for a pie. I try it, and its not that bad. I give it a six out of ten.

 

I then present my pie made out of corn and await to see who will try it.

[Naota Takizawa]

It's not too good. Sorry.

 

I make a pie where I stuff the insides with lots of meat & animal fat, sprinkle some sesame seeds on the crust & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

It's not the best pie I've ever tried. I give it a three out of ten.

 

I then present my raspberry pie and await to see who tries it.

[Naota Takizawa]

I like this pie.

 

Now, I'll make a smurfberry pie & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'm not a fan of the pie. It has too much smurf in it. I give it a four out of ten.

 

I then present my next pie, an apple and lemon combo pie. I await to see who will try it first.

[Naota Takizawa]

Well smurf you, you smurf, how dare you smurf my smurf so low. I smash your pie & toss it aside.

 

Now that I've got that out of the way, I make a sugar & spice pie to serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see that your pie has sugar and spice, but not everything nice. For that, I give it a five out of ten.

 

I then present a pie made of Thornax Fruit and await to see who will try it.

[The Invisible Handman]

I have a taste, spit it out when I realize it tastes like boiled Tyre and throw it at the next person.

 

I also throw my Armageddon pie, made from nothing less than enough radioactive material to start a nuclear explosion.

Edited May 16, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[FrozenFlash]

Way to go. You just contaminated all of the pies.

 

I throw my Takea Shark pie away now that it's radioactive. Unless if someone wants to taste nuclear energy for us.

[Naota Takizawa]

It's not good for you. I've lost my hair, I feel like I'm burning, my stomach lining just dissolved into a bloody mess & I'm now slowly dying. After I kill the Invisible Noob in revenge, I make my last golden pie & serve it.

[The Invisible Handman]

My spirit consumes the golden pie, and finds it's taste so incredible that I come back to life.

 

Moved  by your pie I bake a Hazardous materials handling pie.

[Naota Takizawa]

Since I sacrificed myself to test the radioactive pie, I eat the one that fixes everything. Now, this game will go back to normal.

 

After making a ban on radioactive materials, I make a simple chocolate pie & serve it. 

[The Invisible Handman]

I eat it. Tastes nice.

 

I decide to serve a custard cream pie and throw it at the next person.

[Naota Takizawa]

I just saved the world, don't make me kill you again.

 

I make a custard & apple pie to serve. 

[The Invisible Handman]

Look if we're not going to use these pies for a pie fight then what's the point? The front page promised a food fight, in fact.

 

I eat the custard and apple pie for strength. Then I bake Piemageddon, one multi-pie baked from a million other pies, it dwarfs all other pastries.

"THIS FOOD WAR STARTS NOW!"

I ascend to the heavens and throw piemageddion at the Kolhlii stadium, crust and tasty filling rains down from the sky at all bystanders.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Seeing the rain of pies heading my way, I pull out my umbrella to shield myself from the onslaught. 

 

Seeing that a food fight has started, I bake an edible barbed wire pie and throw it at the fist person I see.

[The Invisible Handman]

As the barbed wire pie tears into me, I have a taste. It is as delicious as it is painful.

 

Now I toss a pie flavoured pie at yet another hapless person.

[FrozenFlash]

Mmmm... plain pie.

 

I now toss an apple pie but with a brick hidden inside.

[Naota Takizawa]

If we're going to war, then I'll be the one to escalate it.

 

I fill a pie with dynamite, light the fuses & throw it at the next poster.

[The Invisible Handman]

I tank the delicious applle brick and bomb pies.

"Foodfights  ... foodfights never change"

 

I throw a custard creme pie into the fray.

[Naota Takizawa]

I smash your pie.

 

To end the war, I make a pie with flower petals & serve it.

[The Invisible Handman]

Knowing that Naota's petal pie could end the war, I bake a lethal Zamor pie.

 

From atop my perfect perch I launch the pie at Naota with a high power pie launcher.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see that there is no pie for me to try, as it is currently being launched at someone else.

 

But I still serve a pie for the crowd. I present a pie made of orange slices and await to see who tries it first.

[Naota Takizawa]

Finally! Someone who brought balance to the game.

 

To celebrate, I make a watermelon pie & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I try a slice and find that it's pretty good. I give it a seven out of ten.

 

I then present a Fried Cheese pie to the crowd and await to see who tries it.

[The Invisible Handman]

Oh what's this? People think this food war will stop while I'm still here? Well I'll just try this so and so Cheese pie (it's rather eh) and ramp things up again. 

 

Within the fires of the sun itself I bake the ingredients, the ambrosia of the gods as filling, the fabric of spacetime as crust, and the last ingredient ... myself. Now from the heavens I descend in divine pastry form.

 

"I am become pie, foodstuff of worlds"

Edited May 19, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[Naota Takizawa]

Turning yourself into a pie was the biggest mistake of your life. I eat you up & digest your body & spirit.

 

For another celebration, I make a golden pie & serve it.

[The Invisible Handman]

Fortunately the golden pie brings be back to life.

Then I eat it.

 

I bake a void pie, it's made of nothing.

[Naota Takizawa]

Well, that pie is useless.

 

I make a smoke bomb pie & serve it. 

[The Invisible Handman]

I wonder why we ended the food war only to make things like this.

Then I send the pie to another topic.

 

I make a ??? pie.

[Naota Takizawa]

This is getting ridiculous.

 

I make an apple pie & serve it. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I like apple pie. I give it an eight out of ten.

 

Since some people want a food fight, I decide to give them one. I make a pie out of bricks and hurl it at the first person I see.

[The Invisible Handman]

It hit's me in the face.

 

Enraged at the brick and that Naota scoffed my mystery ??? pie, I throw an explosive pie at him.

[Naota Takizawa]

I dodge your explosive pie. 

 

Now, I make another apple pie & serve it. 

[The Invisible Handman]

I eat it and appreciate it like a nice civil person.

 

Then I bake another ??? pie, hoping that another civil person will appreciate it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I don't eat pies made out of question marks, so I burn it up with fire, just so make sure it didn't hurt anyone if consumed.

 

I then present my pie made out of cake materials and place it on the table. I await to see who tries it first.

[Naota Takizawa]

Pie cake? That's pretty good.

 

I make an ice cream pie & serve it. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

One would think a ice cream-pie combo wouldn't work, but it does here. I give it a seven out of ten.

 

I then present a Turkey Pie and await to see who tries it.

[Naota Takizawa]

It's not thanksgiving yet, but I will still eat this good pie.

 

I bake a fruit pie & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Nothing wrong with a healthy pie. I give it a seven out of ten.

 

This pie then inspires me to make a vegetable pie. I present it and await to see who tries it.