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Mixed Up - The Return Of The Bohrok-Kal's Ramblings


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#161 Offline Phovos

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Posted Apr 22 2014 - 09:09 AM

The portal opened up and the six Bohrok-Kal and their new Threavok friend disappeared back into the world of zombie Bionicle, only to be greeted with an angry look.

 

"I thought you were going to bring back more people?" Brutaka tutted. "One humanoid Bohrok is not going to do it."

 

Kohrak stuttered as he tried to explain. "He's here to help out. We've got a week before we can get the whole unit, right, Veekay?"

 

"Ayep. Why is it so dark here?"

 

"The power went out and we couldn't get a Rahkshi into the treadmill. We need more lightning beings here..." Brutaka sighed.

 

Veekay scratched his chin. "I suppose I can help with that. What with my element being plasma, I've got small amounts of control over fire and electricity too..."

 

"What?" Pahrak exclaimed. "How comes I don't have that?"

 

"I use the real-world definition of plasma, rather than "very very hot stuff" like you."

 

"You should learn that, Pahrak! Now why don't you and that random Matoran there show Veekay around? I'll go and generate some power..."

 

Veekay picked Tahnok up by the head. "Oh don't be silly. I'm quite happy to generate some electricity for you lot. I need to fine-tune my electric side anyway!" With that, he dropped Tahnok and followed Pahrak and the random Matoran. As they left, Brutaka glanced at the remaining Bohrok, tutting and sighing. Kohrak and Nuhvok were discussing where to go next. Gahlok prodded Tahnok.

 

"Hey, while we're trying to work out where to go next, why don't you ask the narrator to explain how we ended up in this mess?"

 

"Um, why don't you ask him?"

 

"Sure!" Gahlok turned around, as if he was expecting to face a narrator or a camera or something, then turned back to Tahnok. "How?"

 

"Just say it. He's omnipotent."

 

"Oh. Mister narrator, how did all this happen?"

 

Suddenly, everything went white and fuzzy, a bit like a memory. Axonn started explaining everything, as the Narrator was currently possessing him.

 

"It all started about six months ago, a good few years after everything became happy after Makuta Teridax kicked the bucket. The Red Star came crashing down and with it returned hundreds of Toa and Matoran and other beings. Everyone was happy, except for Velika, who accidentally blew himself up while trying to kill a bunch of us.

 

"Then one day, a team of Toa and Glatorian stumbled across Lesovik. He was lying in the grass with a large needle sticking out of his fleshy parts. One of the Glatorian tried to remove the needle but Lesovik leaped up and bit him. Suddenly we had a team of zombie Toa and Glatorian and they headed off to New Atero to cause havok.

 

"Many of the Matoran and Agori were eaten very quickly, but some Toa refused to join the zombie forces and helped protect them. Larger beings like me and Brutaka were also affected. I personally chopped off Roodaka's head. That was fun, actually."

 

Behind him, Brutaka nodded, rubbing his hands together.

 

"Anyway, the few remaining Agori and Matoran started joining up in large groups, creating an organization called the Matoran/Agori Anti-Zombie Alliance, or MAAZA for short. They spent a lot of time setting up traps to kill their former defenders, or moving from place to place looking for shelter. Around about this time, me and Brutaka began our trip to find more allies to help them, using Vahki and Kraata-less Rahkshi as guards. We attempted to awaken the Bahrag, hoping we could use the Bohrok swarms, but we could not find them. That's when Brutaka found Tahnok-Kal, who was desperate for something to do.

 

"After some time, we managed to build a series of underground fortresses, the largest of which we called New Ta-Koro, as it was built inside a giant volcano. Unfortunately, during this time, the Glatorian and the Toa worked together to reproduce and create more of themselves. They also decided to lay siege to New Ta-Koro, but since the city is self-sufficient, they have been unsuccessful. That leads us to now, where the small communities outside New Ta-Koro are building an army to take on the monsters. Is that everything, Brutaka?"

 

Brutaka nodded.

 

"Should I mention how Tahnok-Kal nearly got himself killed?"

 

Tahnok butted in. "We've already covered that, thank you. Don't fancy going over it again."

 

"Hey!" Nuhvok suddenly exclaimed.

 

"What?"

 

"We know where we're going next..." Kohrak smiled, creating a new portal.


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Posted Apr 30 2014 - 11:50 AM

There was fire everywhere. Literally everywhere. If it wasn't for Pahrak's shields, everyone's Krana would have melted. Nuhvok checked the GPS device he'd had built in several months ago and according to it, they were in the right place. But there was a LOT of fire.

"Hey, Lehvak?" Tahnok poked his sibling.

"What?"

"Make yourself useful and extinguish the fire, please?"

Lehvak rolled his eyes and created a few vacuum blasts, putting out much of the fire. A few spots were still burning, but not nearly enough for it to be an issue for anyone. Right in front of the Bohrok stood the smoldering remains of a sign that read "Welcome to Teufort!"

"Teufort? Why does that sound familiar?" Gahlok asked.

"Think about it..." Kohrak hinted. "Two... Fort..."

Gahlok scratched his head. "Um... Nope, still don't get it."

Nuhvok grumbled. "The Team Fortress universe. That's where we are. But are we at the right time? It wasn't burnt down last time I was here! In fact, it was a perfectly nice, if somewhat stupid town last time I visited. Then again, I was in the back of a double-cabin truck, pretending I was a dispenser..."

Kohrak and Tahnok glanced at Nuhvok. "What in the name of the Bahrag are you talking about?"

Nuhvok just shrugged. "Nothing. Let's find those mercenar-KOHRAK!"

Kohrak stopped Nuhvok from continuing, tripping him up. Nuhvok was about to go crazy when Kohrak hissed, telling him to shut up. He was trying to hear something, but the flickering flames were impeding on his listening skills. Lehvak quietly put out the last few flames while Kohrak strained to hear whatever it was he was trying to hear. Nuhvok was very tempted to drop a pin on the floor or something, just to mess with him, but a hiss from Pahrak suggested otherwise.

"Um, what is it?" Gahlok asked, breaking the silence.

"Robots..." Kohrak whispered as he pushed past Nuhvok, walking off somewhere. "Lots and lots of robots..."

The other Bohrok stood still for a moment, thoroughly confused, before following him.

"Wait, why are we going off to fight robots?" Gahlok asked, being the mistress of asking questions.

Tahnok wasn't sure either. "I suppose, we could use an army of robotic mercenaries. Saves having to go and, um, er, find the Bahrag and unleash the swarms... That's a point!" He turned to face Nuhvok with a hint of anger. "You owe me a swarm of Tahnok."

Nuhvok blinked. "That was years ago though."

"So? Tahnok swarms don't grow on trees."

"Neither do Lehvak swarms..." Lehvak interrupted. "Just thought I'd mention that."

"Fine. I'll sort it out when we get back, okay?"

"Cheers!" Tahnok grinned as he skipped ahead to where Kohrak was. "You found those robots yet?"

Suddenly, the ground erupted, as if it had heard Tahnok's question and decided to answer it personally. A hole opened up beneath the Bohrok, revealing a large tunnel.

"So THAT's why I couldn't work out where they were!" Kohrak exclaimed as a large number of Pyro Bots charged towards them. But before they could turn on their flame throwers, Gahlok shut them all down with a magnetic blast. Behind the Pyro bots though was something alive. A human. It took off the paper mask before saying something in a foreign language.

"Merde."

"Spy!" Nuhvok cheered as he rushed over and uncharacteristically gave the balaclava-clad Frenchman a hug. "Call me crazy but I missed you a bit!"

"He's crazy..." Kohrak sighed.

"We're all crazy!" Pahrak replied.

Nuhvok ignored his siblings and let go of Spy. "These robots, eh? Causing you a mischief?"

"Of course."

"So do you fancy a change?"

"What sort of change?"

"Well, killing zombies instead of robots?"

"Does it include money? A holiday?"

Nuhvok shrugged and glanced at his brothers for assistance. Tahnok thankfully had a solution.

"We've got several kilos of gold if you want it. It's useless to Matoran and Agori."

Spy's eyes brightened then dimmed. "I'm sorry, mes amis, but there's a robot horde and a different team of mercenaries that needs to be defeated. I cannot leave my team, as much as I despise them, in this time of need."

"How about we help?" Pahrak chirped.

"Hm. Alright. Follow me, there's a teleporter up ahead."


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Posted May 26 2014 - 12:27 AM

So. When's the chapter? :P

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Posted Jun 25 2014 - 05:09 AM

Spy stood by the teleporter, eyeing it nervously, memories of bread stirring up in his mind. The Bohrok all picked up on this, but none of them wanted to mention it."I'll go first..." A flash of light, and Spy was gone.

 

"Why?" Pahrak asked.

 

"Well, we're robots!" Tahnok explained. "They'd shoot us on sight, probably."

 

"Would guns even work on us?"

 

Tahnok shrugged. After a moment and a second flash of light, Spy reappeared. He nodded at the teleporter, signalling for everyone to go through, one at a time. Kohrak went first, just to annoy Nuhvok. They took a bit of time to all go through, but they were glad they did.

 

"Everybody through?" Engineer asked.

 

Spy did a quick body count. Six Bohrok and himself. "Yes."

 

"Good." Engineer pulled out a controller, then blew up the teleporter. He then collected up the scrap metal and placed it on a big pile of exploded teleporter parts behind him. All around was mostly blank concrete walls, occasionally separated by the odd random doorway, air vent or random set of pipes which don't actually seem to go anywhere.

 

"Lovely place you have here..." Nuhvok murmured.

 

"Danke!" Medic popped up from behind a corner. "Nuhvok! Good to see you again!" In a rather non-Medic way, Medic rushed over and gave Nuhvok a giant hug. In an equally non-Nuhvok way, Nuhvok hugged him back.

 

"Can we have cake?"

 

"Ja! Come with me!"

 

"I didn't know Nuhvok had a prior relationship with Medic..." Kohrak sighed.

 

"They did." Spy seemed angry as always. "Anyway, to business. In the current, robot fighting climate, we cannot risk sending our entire team over to your world to help you. We need everyone here to defend all these ###### hat and weapon factories. But if you can take out all the robots over at Big Rock, we can spare some time to help you."

 

"So, just fight some robots?"

 

"Pretty much."

 

Kohrak glanced at his brothers. They all glanced back at him.

 

"Sounds easy!" Lehvak grinned.

 

"What, fighting hundreds and hundreds of robots?" Pahrak mocked.

 

"They're made out of metal. Gahlok's a giant magnet. This will be easy."

 

"Alright!" Kohrak grinned. "Just point us in the right direction!"

 

Engineer also grinned. He pointed to a teleporter in the corner of the room. "Good luck!"

 

Within a few minutes, the team of Bohrok, minus Nuhvok, were gathered around in the 'spawn room' of Big Rock. There were two upgrade stations but little else. Outside was a large open space, with a bomb hatch plopped in the middle and more buildings leading to a cave in the distance. Scattered around were floating health and ammo packs, but they weren't going to need them.

 

"So, um, what's the plan again?" Pahrak asked.

 

"Simple!" Tahnok jumped up onto a rock to illustrate his point. He didn't need to but it made him feel leader-y. "Gahlok's going to stay here and create a magnetic shield to repel robots and stop them dropping bombs down that hatch. Lehvak will catch and destroy any stragglers. Pahrak and Kohrak and I will bottleneck the robots up ahead..."

 

"What about all the money?" Lehvak randomly blew up a straggling robot and a pile of cash flew out.

 

"I'll get the money..." Tahnok sighed.

 

The robots slowly started to arrive. A trickle first, but, like someone turning on a tap, it steadily increased until there were literally hundreds of ###### Scout Robots everywhere. And Soldier robots. And just loads of robots in general. Thankfully, none of them could make it past the giant magnetic shield that Gahlok was projecting.

 

"They should make them out of plastic or something..." Gahlok laughed.

 

"Don't give them ideas!" Tahnok snapped as he fell out of the spawn room, trying to close the door to stop all the money he'd collected from falling out. "Who in the name of Mata Nui powers robots with cash anyway?"

 

"Someone with too much of it..." Kohrak tutted as he disintegrated yet another giant Heavy. "But these robots don't seem to be slowing down. We need to slow them down or something!"

 

"Hey guys, what did I miss?!" Nuhvok popped up out of thin air. Immediately, Kohrak grabbed him and started telling him what to do. He had an idea.

 

"Got it?"

 

"So basically, I just need to grab all those Sentry Busters, gather them up, throw them all by the entrance where the robots are coming from and then get Pahrak to detonate them?"

 

"Yes."

 

"Like this?" Nuhvok taunted as he started gathering up the Sentry Busters.

 

"Yes..." Kohrak face-palmed as the Sentry Busters all blew up, just as he'd calculated. Nuhvok did a silly little dance, while the others cheered. "Wait, where's Tahnok?"

 

Tahnok dug his way out of the spawn room. The doors would no longer shut as there was so much money in there. "Sorry, I was digging a tunnel through all the cash to the teleporter since there's so much of it. Did we win?"

 

"Yup!" Pahrak joined in with Nuhvok's silly dance.

 

"Alright guys, let's head back and tell everyone the good news!" Kohrak smiled.


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Posted Jun 27 2014 - 06:16 AM

The portal opened up and out of it stepped everyone's least favourite team of Bohrok. Brutaka gave the lot of them a funny look as he realised they'd come back pretty much empty handed, except for the piles of scrap metal they'd brought along with them. Axonn got straight to the point.

 

"What in Mata Nui's name is all that rubbish?" he sneered.

 

Gahlok dumped the heaps of metal on the floor around Axonn. "Ask Kohrak." So that's what Axonn did.

 

"Kohrak-Kal, what's all this rubbish?"

 

Kohrak ignored the tiny titan. That was a bad oxymoron but Kohrak didn't really care. He cared more about the heaps of junk that he'd ordered his siblings to carry for him. Oh and the pile of money that Tahnok had brought back. He couldn't actually spend the money on anything here in Spherus Magna, he just liked it. Tahnok and Lehvak liked it too so they were happy. He asked Nuhvok to help him carry the scrap to the Matoran's weapon workshop, walking straight passed an incredibly annoyed Axonn and Brutaka. So they turned to Tahnok, who was still pulling $5 notes out of his head.

 

"Oh, that?"

 

"Yes, that."

 

Tahnok shrugged. "Kohrak thought we could rebuild those Team Fortress robots and use them to fight the Toa."

 

Brutaka also shrugged. "Huh. Sounds reasonable to me."

 

"SO WHY DIDN'T HE SAY SO?" Axonn stomped.

 

"He's just weird like that..." Tahnok shrugged again. "We're machines programmed to emulate human emotion, you've got to expect a couple of quirks here and there. Any good news here?"

 

Brutaka's eyes lit up. "Ah yes! We caught one. We almost caught two, but the other ones ran away."

 

"Who did you catch?" Lehvak asked as he threw money into the air and at Axonn. Axonn at this point nearly exploded and just walked off, looking for something to smash. Lehvak joined in with the shrugging.

 

"Kopaka."

 

"WHAT?" Lehvak and Tahnok both jumped. "Kopaka, as in, the Toa Nuva, Kopaka?"

 

"Do you know any other Kopakas?" Brutaka tutted. "Yes, THE Kopaka. The real deal. But he was ever so weak when we got him. The other Toa weren't. And I don't even know what the brown thing they were fighting was."

 

"Brown thing? And can we see him?" Lehvak exclaimed. "I wanna see him. Actually, I want to punch him but we can do that later."

 

"Sure, follow me."

 

Lehvak chased after Brutaka. Tahnok hesitated, looking around to make sure that Kohrak was keeping Gahlok, Nuhvok and Pahrak busy, then followed.

 

Kopaka's cage was hot and humid. It was literally a furnace, set up to keep the zombie Toa of ice weak. Not that they needed it though, as Kopaka's left arm had been almost literally torn away.

 

"He's 'armless then!" Lehvak quipped. Brutaka though wasn't pleased with Lehvak's joke. Kopaka was clearly suffering.

 

"Kill me."

 

"Later."

 

"Was that a TF2 reference?"

 

"Maybe."

 

"Can I go in and see him?" Lehvak asked. But before Brutaka could answer, the Bohrok had already made its way in and was looking at the fallen Toa. "Hi, Kopaka! How you feeling?"

 

"Hungry. And in pain." Seeing Kopaka this close was almost painful. His body, both organic and mechanical, was covered in hideous cuts and scars. He had been suffering before he'd even been captured. "There's only so much pain one can endure."

 

"What happened to you?" Lehvak put a caring hand pincer thing on Kopaka's shoulder.

 

"I didn't want to eat Matoran. The others made me eat Matoran. And they'd regularly beat me. I don't know what Pohatu wanted."

 

"Pohatu?" 

 

"Onua, Lewa and I were scouting this place. Pohatu attacked us."

 

"Wait, Pohatu was that large brown monster?" Brutaka didn't expect that. "Our intel said he was dead..."

 

"Well... I guess we ought to try and find him..." Tahnok suggested.


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Posted Jul 04 2014 - 10:34 AM

I love this! This is my type of comedy(no cussing, many references and RANDOMNESS!). My favorite character is Lehvak! I USED to play team fortress 2, but can't for reasons.. I still play minecraft though. I also have a brother who has Saints Row:The Third and Skyrim! I also LOVE Bionicle!  :smilelehvak:  :l: :e: :h: :v: :a: :k:

P.S. I even know the matoran alphabet by heart and can name basically any Bionicle mask off the top of my head! :winner:  

P.P.S.  :rollaway: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 


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Posted Jul 04 2014 - 01:54 PM


"Wait, Pohatu was that large brown monster?" Brutaka didn't expect that. "Our intel said he was dead..."

Oh great.... =P


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Posted Jul 05 2014 - 06:13 AM

I love this! This is my type of comedy(no cussing, many references and RANDOMNESS!). My favorite character is Lehvak! I USED to play team fortress 2, but can't for reasons.. I still play minecraft though. I also have a brother who has Saints Row:The Third and Skyrim! I also LOVE Bionicle!  :smilelehvak:

 

"I'd like to personally thank you for your spoilers..." Kohrak tutted as he readied up the Olmak to travel to his next intended location. "Also, you might want to calm down on the emoticons a bit."

 

"What do you mean?" Gahlok asked. "All he did was state the games that he and his brother like to play, which are nigh identical to the games that Phovos the Raptor plays. She even has a 92% completion rate for Saints Row the Third!"

 

"You'll see in a minute..."

 

Gahlok scratched his head. "Are we not taking Tahnok with us? Or Lehvak?"

 

Kohrak cursed, turned off the Olmak and reactivated, not having got the right location. "They've got other things to do. They're off to try and catch Pohatu while you, Pahrak, Nuhvok and I are heading off to get more people to help us fight. Tahnok's suggestion and I agree. Don't need all six of us to sort this stuff out."

 

"We ready?" Pahrak asked as he popped up out of nowhere. Kohrak glared at him, then nodded.

 

"Oh good. This next place sounds cool."

 

"Where are we going?" Gahlok was really confused. The Olmak portal opened up and Nuhvok stuck his head through to have a look. It was clearly some sort of city.

 

"Steelport!" Pahrak grinned.

 

 

Elsewhere, Lehvak and Tahnok were busy preparing Kopaka. The idea was to use the zombie Toa as bait to lure the other zombie monster Toa thing out so they could capture both of them. Or something like that. Really, all they needed to do was make sure Tahnok could get close enough to teleport Pohatu, if it really was Pohatu, into the specially built cage they'd made.

 

"This is a stupid idea..." Axonn grumbled. "We should just kill Kopaka and kill this monster and leave it at that."

 

Brutaka slapped his partner on the shoulder. "Don't be so boring and nasty and pointless. With Kopaka captured, we can interrogate him and learn more about the zombie Toa threat."

 

"Or the zombie Toa will come back in swarms to retrieve one of their most powerful Ice Toa..."

 

"You know that the Toa Nuva that aren't Gali or Tahu are not really desirable, right? I mean, our intel said they were quite happy to kill Pohatu..."

 

"But our intel is wrong..."

 

"Oh both of you stop arguing, you're like old ladies!" Lehvak laughed as he readied a hastily made net-shooting gun. He glanced over to Tahnok to see if he was ready, and the Bohrok of electricity replied with a nod. He tugged at a lead, forcing Kopaka to follow them. Once the two Bohrok and the zombie Toa disappeared down the tunnel, Brutaka sealed the tunnel up, just in case.

 

"It's dark down here..." Lehvak shivered.

 

"Duh, it's tunnel..." Tahnok retorted. "Just turn on your night vision and you'll be fine."

 

Lehvak jumped with excitement for literally no reason. "I forgot I had night vision!" He excitedly turned it on. "Ah, much better!" Kopaka though remained silent. Tahnok was certain that he could see just fine, so no need to worry about that. They walked about 750m, and the tunnel opened out into more of a cave.

 

"We shouldn't go much further..." Tahnok warned.

 

"Why?"

 

"We'll be outside teleport range."

 

"You can teleport over 50km though!" Lehvak huffed. "You been lying again?"

 

"Not at all..." Tahnok explained. "Um... It's just that I don't know how big this creature is and I'd like to see you try and teleport an unknown size over large distances... Did you hear that?"

 

"Hear wha-"

 

Tahnok placed a hand-shield over Lehvak's mouth. Kopaka had started cowering behind the pair of them. There was something in the shadows ahead, looking right at them.

 

 

"That's a convenient time to switch back to us!" Pahrak smiled as the four Bohrok walked through the streets of Steelport. Literally no one had noticed them, despite everyone here being utterly human and all that. The occasional car would drive up onto the curb and run a couple of people over, but the odd magnetic or gravity shield from Gahlok and Nuhvok stopped any more needless bloodshed. They spent a long time not knowing where they were going, until they accidentally walked past a place called Planet Saints.

 

"A clothes shop!" Gahlok squealed with glee. "Can we go in?"

 

Kohrak shrugged. "Yeah. We could ask them for directions, I guess..." But before he could even finish his sentence, Gahlok had rushed in, asked for directions, bought three dresses and a rather worrying piece of lingerie, then reappeared in front of the others. Pahrak and Kohrak scratched their heads in confusion, while Nuhvok resisted the temptation of mocking his brother. There was too much metal around there for Gahlok to use should he have retaliated.

 

"Their HQ is just around the corner. What's an HQ?"

 

"Their headquarters..." Kohrak sighed. "Come on, let's go before we attract too much attention."

 

"Bit late for that!" Nuhvok joked repeatedly as they walked around the corner. Ahead of them was a large road. At the end, to the right, was a tall building dressed in purple lights. It had to be the place. Their suspicions were confirmed when someone wearing red was thrown off the top of the building. Whoever they were, they hit the ground and burst into a shower of blood and guts. Kohrak slapped Nuhvok for not trying to save the person, but Nuhvok just said that they'd have already been dead already. Kohrak apologised and headed inside.

 

There just happened to be one elevator in the building. The four Bohrok walked up and stepped inside.

 

"Pent house?"

 

"Sure."

 

Pahrak pressed the button and they zoomed up the building. There was a brief moment of wondering why they didn't just use their powers to get up there, but that discussion was interrupted by the doors opening. There were lots of guns being pointed at them.

 

"What should we do with them, boss?"

 

"What should we do, Kohrak?"

 

Kohrak put his hands in the air. "We're not here to hurt anyone or anything, we just want to talk."

 

The men and women all looked back at the 'boss', who looked actually rather familiar, as if they had visited somewhere familiar before. The boss nodded and everyone put their weapons down so they weren't pointing directly at the Bohrok.

 

"You don't work for any of the other gangs, do you? Not some sort of machine thing or something?"

 

"Nope!" Kohrak decided it'd be best to explain as quickly as possible. "We're from another world. We're just jumping around universes trying to recruit people to help us fight a horde of zombies."

 

"Is there money involved? Or fire?"

 

"Money, we've got a ton of gold, if you want it. Fire, not so much."

 

The boss stroked her chin, which was hidden underneath a giant, bobblehead-like Team Fortress 2 Pyro mask. "Nah, we'll pass."

 

"Why?"

 

The boss opened up a large box and pulled out a flamethrower. "There's a reason why they call me the Saints Row Pyro!" The maniac human laughed as she turned on the flamethrower and chased the Bohrok out onto the helipad on the front of the building.

 

"You're a bloody maniac! Guys, play defensive, we don't want to kill anyone!" Kohrak ordered as they edged backwards until there was no more space to edge backwards on. Nuhvok decided to take things into his own hands and pushed everyone off the edge, grabbing them with a gravity bubble. The Saints Row Pyro responded by getting into a helicopter and firing rockets at them.

 

As the rockets exploded harmlessly around them, the four Bohrok decided to head home. Turns out the Saints weren't interested. Kohrak created an Olmak portal and they disappeared back home.

 

"Oh hey guys!" Tahnok grinned. "Look who we found!"

 

The four Bohrok's jaws all dropped and hit the ground.

 

"Hello again, Bohrok!" Pohatu, or what might have been Pohatu, smiled.


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#169 Offline tokytot

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Posted Jul 05 2014 - 11:59 AM

Great chapter, I had a feeling it was gonna have Saints Row when they first said Saints. By the way, did you know that flibbertigibbet is a real word? It's also my favorite word. Spell-checker doesn't even underline it!

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Posted Jul 05 2014 - 12:53 PM

Well they found who they were looking for earlier...

...but definitely not now. =P


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Posted Jul 07 2014 - 05:24 AM

"Flash back time!" Pohatu announced.

 

"Wait what?" Kohrak exclaimed as everything went all wibbly and wobbly.

 

...

 

It was a cave similar to that in which they were all hiding, but this cave was near a large number of proto- and antidermis pools. Pohatu had been hiding there for a week. He knew they were after him and he knew they were probably going to hurt him quite a lot. The only thing he had to keep him company was a Macku plushie that he'd found in the remains of New Atero. That and a bag full of Rahi guts. He needed to sustain himself somehow.

 

Everything had happened so fast. One infected Toa, then ten infected Glatorian, then every bloody Toa-sized being, stuck with an illness that made them want to consume vast amounts of flesh, no matter what. Oh and there was the side effect of being, well, undead. Their heartlights had died a long time ago. So had all their sanity. Almost every infected being had lost their minds. And let's not forget the other, more grown up things going on behind closed doors.

 

The Toa Nuva had done their best to fight back but they were all infected literally within the first day. Yes, even Pohatu was infected. He'd held out for the longest though, knocking out anything that tried to bite him and running as fast as he could. But as the infection spread, he ran out of places to hide. Gali seemed to enjoy tearing into Pohatu's neck. She even mentioned how tasty he was and asked if she could eat all of him. Tahu though said that Lhikan needed him.

 

But even though Pohatu was infected, he still refused to kill. It reached a point where they'd locked him up and tried to feed him bits of Matoran. That's when Pohatu escaped. And now he's stuck here. The other Toa aren't far behind, and with Tahu gone or dead or whatever, there's nothing stopping Gali and her evil ways.

 

Pohatu backed up against the wall, a sudden flurry of panic coming over him. Even while Tahu was infected, he had some sort of restraint. Once Gali got ill, she turned into a monster.A nasty, spiny, horny one. They'd all turned into monsters, Hordika even, but some Toa turned more than others.

 

Something banged behind him. They were here. A gust of wind knocked Pohatu back, but it was the earth opening up beneath him, followed by a sudden rush of water that caught him.

 

"Hello, traitor."

 

Pohatu snarled. "You're calling me the traitor, you Matoran-eating menace?"

 

"Yeah, because we hate you and you betrayed us. I always hated you."

 

"What, really?" Pohatu blinked. "Why have you always hated me?"

 

Gali crossed her arms. "You're just too bloody nice and friendly. Also you refuse to help us take over the world. That's just being spiteful."

 

"Yeah!" Lewa suddenly exclaimed.

 

"Shut up!" Gali snapped. "Anyway, yes, I hate your guts. But I'm giving you one last chance to join us. Or I'll just kill you. Either way I'm happy."

 

Pohatu hesitated. He didn't really want to die. But he refused to kill any innocent Matoran. Or anything else for that matter.

 

"Um, Gali?" Kopaka squeaked. He didn't look too good. Maybe Gali was beating him. "Aren't you being a bit too harsh?"

 

Gali spun around and glared at Kopaka, who cowered slightly, making a small meep noise. She slapped him across the mask before turning back to Pohatu. "Nope. I'm not being harsh enough. So, Pohatu, made your decision?"

 

There was little use fighting. Pohatu was too weak to fight all four of his siblings. But he wasn't going to give up and become a monster. "Sorry, sister, you're going to have to kill me..." As he spoke, he made the ceiling move, dropping a lot of rocks on an unsuspecting Onua.

 

"GET HIM!"

 

Pohatu dodged and weaved through Lewa's and Kopaka's attacks. They both seemed to be hesitating. Gali though was throwing everything she had at him, while trying her best to not outright kill the other Toa.

 

"JUST FREEZE HIM ALREADY!" Gali roared, aiming her anger at Kopaka now.

 

"I-I c-can't..." Kopaka put his sword down, refusing to continue the fight. Gali responded by beating the snot out of him, before turning back to face Pohatu, who had only just managed to fend off Lewa. While he managed to avoid Gali's water bursts, a wave of water sent him flying into Onua's claws. The three remaining evil Toa laughed.

 

"What should I do with him, Gali? Beat him to death?"

 

"No, I have a better idea..." Using her water powers, she mixed up a couple of the pools of protodermis and antidermis that were scattered around, combining them into a single pool. "Throw him in that."

 

Onua did as he was told and before Pohatu could retaliate, he found himself sinking down within the horrible metallic liquid. The last thought that went through his mind was that he'd failed.

 

Gali, Onua and Lewa waited around the pool, making doubly sure that their brother was dead. There was some suggestion of throwing Kopaka in the pool as well, but Lewa and Onua didn't like that idea. After about ten minutes, they decided to leave. None of them noticed the strange skin forming on top of the pool of antiprotodermis.

 

...

 

It must have been a long time, but Pohatu finally managed to claw his way to the surface. Somehow, he'd survived. The liquid had mutated him into some sort of hideous monster, but he was alive. No matter what he was though, he was no longer a Toa. He was no longer bound by Toa laws. That was his cue to kill every single Toa he meets.

 

...

 

"So that's it?" Nuhvok laughed. "That's so lame."

 

"Better than your story of working for RED and BLU..." Lehvak tutted. "So you're killing Toa now. Don't you feel bad about that?"

 

"Did you feel bad about not being good children for your Bahrag when they betrayed you?" Pohatu retaliated.

 

"Good point..." Lehvak fell silent, before popping up with another question. "So how many Toa have you killed?"

 

Pohatu paused, counting on his clawed fingers. "Hm. Definitely over 70."

 

Tahnok and Brutaka both whistled, but Axonn growled. His record had been beaten. Pohatu smiled, baring his teeth. "So, do you guys have a plan or anything?"

 

"Actually, we do!" Kohrak perked up, as he began to explain everything that had happened so far.


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Posted Jul 07 2014 - 05:14 PM

Guess what? I changed my text color(#A88567) and I have a signature! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

P.S. Flibbertigibbet is a word.


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Posted Jul 07 2014 - 05:21 PM

If Korahk-Kal saves Kopaka, I like his plan.


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Posted Sep 08 2014 - 02:02 PM

"Go away." Kohrak was reading a newspaper. No one knew where he got it from, but he was reading it and he didn't like being interrupted. Everything had gone on haitus, especially this comedy, while people tried to sort out real life things and stuff like that. Since they left off, all they'd done is fix up the city, scout things out and try to cure Kopaka. Technically, only a day had gone by, but it was the slowest day ever ever ever. It'd been horrible. This tapping on Kohrak's shoulder was horrible too. "GO AWAY!"

 

"You've got to see this!" It was Nuhvok. Kohrak expected it to be Lehvak, but oh well.

 

"What?"

 

"Look."

 

"WHAT?"

 

Nuhvok thrust the small device into Kohrak's hand-shields. It had a screen on it. Kohrak recognised this screen, Nuhvok had showed it to him loads of times, suggesting they go to 'hero factory world' to recruit things. But this time the screen was different.

 

"I don't get it..." Kohrak shrugged.

 

Nuhvok rolled his eyes. "Dude! Bionicle is coming back!"

 

After a second of everything sinking in, Kohrak leaped out of his seat, grabbed Nuhvok and ran off to find his other siblings.

 

 

"So, um, what now?" Gahlok asked.

 

"WE CARRY ON WITH THE PLAN!" Kohrak's mood had completely altered. He was jumping about looking for the Olmak. After much frantic stuff, Tahnok opened up the one cupboard that Kohrak had missed, pulled out the mask and handed it to him, a small smile on his face. With his hands on the Olmak, Kohrak calmed down enough to answer the bewildered looks on his siblings faces. "We carry on with the plan. We get more beings to fight with us. We cure Kopaka. We get to New Ta-Koro. We kill zombie Toa. I can't tell you any more because that would ruin the plot for the dear readers."

 

"Readers? Pah! No one reads this!" Lehvak growled.

 

"I do..." Pahrak put his hand up meekly. "It's fun reliving the past. Like when I was dumber than I am now."

 

"Yeah, now I'm the moron!" Gahlok sniffed. Tahnok placed an arm around his back.

 

"Don't fret, brother. At least you didn't fall in love with a Rahkshi then get shoved into a parallel universe like some sort of nincowpoop."

 

Gahlok grinned. "Good point! No one's as stupid as Tahnok!"

 

"That's not what I meant."

 

"Yeah! Tahnok's a moron!" Lehvak jumped in, only to be electrocuted. "Ow."

 

Kohrak punched Lehvak in the face, then described the next step of his amazing plan. They had a new place to visit.

 

"But what about Axonn and Brutaka?" Tahnok suddenly blurted. "Didn't they say that they were cancelling everything and locking everything down after Kopaka broke loose and ate someone then collapsed into a pile of tears because he felt so bad about what he'd done?"

 

Everyone stared at Tahnok. After a moment of silence, everyone laughed.

 

"Screw them!" Nuhvok grinned. "Kohrak, power that mask up. Let's go!"

 

"Hang on..." Kohrak bashed the mask a couple of times. It wasn't powering up. "It's not working."

 

"Are the batteries in the right way?" Gahlok asked.

 

Kohrak glared at Gahlok, muttered a no, then continued trying to get the mask to work. Nothing was happening. There was angry banging on the door outside the room. Sounded like Axonn banging on the door. Then suddenly, just as a large axe blade burst through the door, the mask burst into life. 

 

"Here we go!" Nuhvok shouted as the six Bohrok disappeared and reappeared on a new world.


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Posted Sep 08 2014 - 09:16 PM

Good to see you back on after a long time! I figured real life had gotten in the way!


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