The Inner Maticulations of Tums' Brain (which still contains a spelling error, folks) is being sold. In fact, my entire username is being sold. To whom, you ask? Some nerd on the Internet, I suppose. Some guy says "Hey, kid, I'll buy your username for forty-seven dollars!" And, quite frankly, it's worth it. So, I sign off for the final time as someone else takes the name.
Hi, I'm the guy taking over Tums's account. I want this account because it not only comes with Premier Membership for
Today's Rant Topic: Exo!
Ooooooooh boy.
That's the first thing that popped in my head when I read my rant topic. Personally, I wouldn't like doing entries about BZP members, but I promised, so I'll keep it clean. (Joking, Exo, don't kill me!)
Well, the first time I saw Exo, I didn't think he was a real BZP member. I actually found out about the copper-Akaku-man through the Metrukuta Comics (Alpha, that is.) Those comics were the main reason I joined BZP, actually. Ah, the glorious,
Oh, dag, I nearly forgot. I turned two BZP years old yesterday!
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Happy Ahvokkii to me! (No wait, it's Avhokiki. No, Ahoviki. No, HaveAKiki... oh, dag again)
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No one's submitted the right contest answer yet. YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE, FOOL!!
Okay, I admit it. I have NO idea what to put here. It's bothering me that I can't think of what to put here. And I don't want to make a blog entirely based on the fact that I have Bloggers Block again. That'd be repetative, boring, and get old fast. But I have no more ideas. Argh! My brain hurts under the strain! Can't... think...
*wakes up hours later*
I don't remember what I was going to put here
Sorry about the recent lack of entries. I've not been feeling well lately.
If I die from this flu, I wanna be buried with all my stuff. (Well, I doubt I'll die from a mere flu, but it could develop...)
"Get plenty of rest, drink plenty of orange juice, and play plenty of Dr. Mario."
"...Uh, what?!?"
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Okay, I recommend that whoever has a zamor launcher and bowl of Crunch Berries, do NOT combine the two!
Well, I'm awake. Which means this entire blog entry is done consciously. It'd be really bad if I did a subconsious one, because I'd probably exit out of it accidentaly before I hit Post New Entry. Or I'd probably mispell sumfing, whych I obviusly avoyd.
Aaaaand... I'm going to start signing off with a random one-liner or something.
♪"ALEKSU; Where the water tastes like otter!"♪
Well, this is it. 2006 is almost over. This will probably be my last post in 2006. Yep. So I'm gonna have to cram everything I wanted to say in 2006 into one blog entry before 2007 initiates.
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Uh...
Pridak looks to cutesy for me.
That's honestly all I have to say. See ya in 2007!
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I've got an idea! Just to keep you guys in suspense, I will delete this entry at a random time in the restomy life, and the first person to discover it gets a phenominawesomeness award! IT'S FOOL PROOF!!
So... yeah. I have the worst contest ideas.
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Today's Blog Menu will be, improvisation about cows and a statement about the 07 location of Bionicle.
Cows are important. We mostly use cows for milk and meat. I use them only for milk, as I don't like hamburgers. However, what if America banned milk? Hmm. We'd have to use goats to get milk, or yaks, or in GM's case, cats. Then we'd just use cows for hamburgers. That means... cows would decrease in worth about 50 percent! We'd only see them as half-valuable, or in my case, not much va
I'm really rather fond of Velika's structure. The arms are extremely posable. The only thing not to like about the Doomtoran is that Garan has the same structure as Velika.
I wonder... is Velika copying Garan, or is Garan copying Velika? I suppose it depends on who was made first. Velika appears to have been marketed first, because he has a smaller set number, but it might not be significant, since the order of market doesn't necessarily mean they were designed in that order. Humph. Sin
LHIEK D BLOG HAS BN SPAMMED BY D TUMZORZ!!
Don't you just hate it when you have to resort to spamming your own blog? Not me! It's just an excuse to call it a day!
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Well, as highschool looms upon the happy, naive BZPers such as myself, I meditate upon whether or not I will be able to keep a daily blog. It's no biggie, really, just gave me something to do. Besides, these things are sort of selfishly, self-centered, which not only is an alliteration, but shows that my blog is basically all about me. So, I'll do something centered around everyone else today, and not just compliments.
So, I dedicate this entry to everyone who was active in the forum durin
Newsflash: You may notice previous comments of yours that say I edited them. The cause of this is that I am simply removing signatures, as they stretch the pages. I promise not to edit anything you have said in the post.
I am simply hiding your signatures because they stretch the page. You can remove your siggy yourself, or I'll do it free of charge.
This is a simple saving-of-the-room task.
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If you jetsoned a goldfish bowl out into space, after covering up the top and adding a month's worth of fish food, how long would it survive. This is, of course, assuming it doesn't crash into any comets, planets, meteors, meteorites, stars, space-stations, or Hapori Tohu, and that the fish actually would live longer than a week in real life. So here's my formula:
Life = Time in Space + Time on Spaceship/Earth - Diseases * Grams of Fish Food / Grams of Fish Food Eaten per Hour.
I guess t
Third highest-rated blog as of 9/21! I feel more asleep!
I wonder... what would happen if I tried to rig the Time Washer into the GSSG? That way I could go to the moon in the future, and see if it hasn't been inhabited. Then my action figures and I could rule the moon! (And my dog-of-the-future-to-be, Pickle.) Of course, the Toast King who rules over the moon wouldn't be happy. In fact, I'm not so happy I ever learned about the Toast King. I should be the king of toast! I'VE GOT IT!!
As I type, I look at an advertisement for "Used Inflatable Boats" and wonder, whose idea was it to have an entire website devoted to used inflatables (a .com of sorts.) It's obviously some scandal! Yeah! Clicking that link takes you to a website where zomibes eat your brain! In real life! YES! I-
*squelch*
I wondered where that Conspiracist Krana got too.
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Here's the first ever video I took with my camera. It's about eight seconds long, and half of it is pretty much me shaking the camera.
My Super Car (I recommend saving the file, or it'll take a looooong time to load.)
Okay, this was at Plastiware's birthday party.
Macrohard was at the computer, trying out some realistic physics program Plasti had, called "Garry's M-o-d" (Sorry, the filter automatically changes Mo-d to Moderator, and it's supposed to stand for Modification, probably.)
LIVING PROOF THAT BZPOWER HELPS US IN EVERYDAY LIFE!!
Graphing fractions is rise over run, right?
I simply remember this by remembering Lewa&Pohatu!
You see, Lewa comes before Pohatu...
Lewa's mask makes you rise, Pohatu's mask makes you run.
Therefore, I never miss that question on Algebra papers because of BZP!
And you thought I was wasting my time, Mother!
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