But this time, stay out. We've wasted enough energy on making them crash and burn the past two times, so unless they start to become a real nuisance, leave them alone and let them kill themselves.
After all, why outwork something you can outwit?
-MT
I forgot to put in an entry celebrating Palm Sunday, and since I won't be here on Easter Sunday, the day before Easter(which, BTW, is "Halo Day") or most of Good Friday, I'm putting in an entry celebrating PS, GF, and Easter. Enjoy Easter Week 2009 people, and the long 3 day weekend.
And remember, someone very significant to a religion who died for you on Friday who I'm not allowed to mention by name on here is way more important than the Easter Bunny. Or anything else, for that matter.
Ha
Burnmad has recently posted a new Mafian Game in the G&T Forum. I would really suggest playing in it, especially to Mesonak, since he still can't seem to win a Mafia game(0 for 4) while I am only 0 for 3.
But yeah. Check it out. Needs more players(doesn't every game?)
-MT
I know, it's already April, but I forgot to do this earlier. So here is the MT Report for March.
Why I'm smarter than you think: (Mostly) staying out of the fray on KK's blog in the 2nd Vahki War. After all, why "fight" when you can let other people sympathetic to your cause fight for you? That fad crashed and burned faster than a Covenant Carrier Form.
Why I'm dumber than you think: Thinking that no one would take my April Fool's joke seriously. Even joking about joining the Vahki was app
After seeing what's going on in TBTTRAH Mafia 4, I decided to go back to the drawing board and change things around. Here are the roles for TBTTRAHM5:
Mafia(5)
Brotherhood(3)
SK(1)
Snitch(1)
Anti-Snitch(1)
Detective(1)
Villagers(8)
There is no doctor. In his place is the invincibility powerup. The invincibility powerup is randomly given to a player at the start of the game, and is passed around from there, either by the holder dying or using it. Powerups will become more common in la
The Toa Zehvor are now allied with the Toa Kendan. I have no idea what we're going to do with that alliance other than say we have allies, but I'll think of something eventually.
As of right now here is everyone in our team:
Me(Elected leader about a year ago)
Sonu
Levacius
Brenmac
Tarakavaseargent
Hovoki
TLhikan
Dakama
As far as I know, that's it(assuming Samzoraz has left us for good). Right now we're holding an election for a 2nd-in-command should I have to go away for a while.
Big surprise here. The Vahki fad has officially died. And in the place of it on Krana Kongu's blog is a picture of the Boxtus Arena logo with the words:
That's a lot of tough talk coming from the guy who named his blog "Squirrelly Wirly."
Anyways, the LFABBZP (aka the Toa Zehvor) win again.
-MT
Not that long ago, it was that special time of year known as "Levacius'" Birthday to us BZPers online. Believe it or not, this is not how it is known in other parts of the world. To his parent's, it is known as (insert whatever Levacius' real name is)'s birthday. To others, it is known as (whatever he calls his other accounts)'s birthday. And to others, it is just known as another day in March.
But whatever you call it, be sure to wish Levacius a Happy Birthday. Because....it is.
Happy Bir
I have made peace with the Vahki leader, Krana Kongu. I deeply regret the way I have been acting towards the Vahki lately and I am becoming a Vahki commander myself soon. I would ask that all members of the former League of Pure BZP become Vahki to make up for what we have done.
-Soon to be Vahki MT
Along with the epic "Nikana," I plan to run a summer comedy called "The Bionicles Try To Run An Apartment." The story itself will have nothing to do with the Bionicles running a house in northwest Georgia, rather, it is going to follow the adventures of a group of Bionicles(It could be Glatorian, but the Mistika are still a strong possibility) who live in an apartment with a recently-graduated from college owner. Aside from that, I don't have any more information on the storyline, other than the
Toa Levacius Zehvor has announced that he is working on a new game to be played here on BZP, probably in the G&T Forum. The only description given is that it would have "6 sides," and "36 players."
I have no clue what it's about, but it sounds cool. Hopefully it will be up soon.
-MT
I've got most of the roles figured out for this game, but there are still a few open spots for anyone with a suggestion.
Mafia: (5)
Snitch: (1)
SK: (1)
Brotherhood: (3)
Detective: (1)
Shock: (1)
Wave: (1)
Hunters: (4)
Undecided: (2)
Darkling: (1)
Here is what the new roles do:
Shock: (Main goal is to kill the Wave)
Wave: (Controls a "wave" of killers, attempts to wipe everyone else out)
Hunters: (They are all trying to kill each other for title of most powerful hunter. Each t
Some of you may have noticed, most of you probably haven't. Over the past two weeks, there has been a "quote of the week," thing in my blog. If any of you have some quotes or suggestions for what you would like to see in there, post here. If none of you care enough to do this or you think this is extremely retarted, post something to make me feel good.
-MT
The Vahki are up to their same old annoying plans to take over BZP. They have reformed here. And for all you freaking out people(Levacius, Mesonak) there is no war! This is just a report!
-MT
Welcome to Operation: Save the House. This is where I will be posting chapters from TBTTRAH that were deleted. These are Chapters 240-330.
Chapter 240: The Evil Plan
Chirox: Ok, this sucks. I cannot get a kill!!!
Arlando: Try aiming. It works. I know from personal experience.
Chirox: Shut up. I have a new strategy anyways.
Arlando: What is it? Mash B and cross your fingers for a kill? Very tactical.
Chirox: It is.
Arlando: HOW?
Chirox: Well, see, I throw this grenade, and it blows u
After the deleting post rage done by the BZP server, 80+ chapters are gone from my comedy. However, the two most famous, chapter 282, the longest chapter in BZP history, and chapter 300, which was saved by Mister Matoro. Hopefully he will post it here soon.
If you happen to have an old chapter from TBTTRAH that's past 239, please post it here.
And now...I present....the longest chapter in BZP History.
Chapter 282: The Battle for Bionicle Western
Life as a plastic Bionicle is actually
Early sign-up sheet for Foreplay. Here is who's already in:
I lost my sheet saying which numbers you wanted to be (if you wanted to be a specific number). So if you want to be a certain number(like Lhikevikk's obsession with 13) tell me and I'll change it.
1 Unit #NRRN(Nara)
2 Toa of Slush
3 Rahkshiking the pure
4 Mesonak: The Ice Legion something or another
5 F/A-22 Raptor
6 toa of life
7 Dakama
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9
10
11
12
13 -Toa Lhikevikk-
14
15
16
17
18
19
20 Toa Levacius Zehvor
I am taking suggestions on some of the roles for Tbttrah Mafia 3: Foreplay. Rahkshiking and I have come up with a lot of the new roles, such as the shade and helios to name a few, but I could still use some suggestions as to what we're going to do.
One thing I was thinking about was dropping the room system. That really doesn't seem to work that well, and no one other than a few villagers (props to Nara for always doing this) seem to do this. Plus the Mafia, SK, and Brotherhood just use lock
Skrall Unit 324 here, in place of Toa MT to make this important announcement. Recently, 4 Mask, a Rahkshi who once tried to overtake the house, has joined forces with the Space Pirates. The Skrall Science Team was able to decode some of their messages. Here they are.
Science team is completely baffled as to what the last one means
We will report as soon as we intercept more messages.
-Skrall Unit 324
After looking over the rules for the Glatorian Action Figure game, I decided to change some of the rules and make them better. See if you like them better. This game's set of rules includes the Mistika, Phantoran, Glatorian, Tuma, and Fero & Skirmix as the intended players, but you can make up rules to include some of the older sets or your own MoCs if you want. So, I present...
THE MT BIONICLE GAME THINGY
Moving: Every single character, from titans such as Tuma to munchkins like Zesk
From The Bionicles Try To Run A House comes Brenmac's guide to fixing school. Here it is in his special blue font:
A Handy Dandy Guide-School
We all hate it. We all go to it. School. *Sigh* I mean seriously,who doesn't hate going to that boring biulding for six hours on end,then coming home with a truckload of homework? I certainly know MisterMatoro,MT,and I don't. So I'm making a Handy Dandy Guide to Make Schools Go-to-able,enjoyable,and complaint-free.
Step 1:Make schools a better pla
Omega Turtle: Welcome buh again to Turtle Crossing. It buh seems I have buh lost my device that keeps my from buh saying buh, so I will say buh. Buh.
Mr. Matoro: Wonderful. Can we get on with the game?
Omega Turtle: Be buh patient. Last week, we were buh canceled for some stupid fight that didn't get buh put up until buh Saturday. Buh waste of time. But we are now back buh on. Today we have buh...Mister Matoro, Skrall, Terpo, and Rahkshiking.
Rahkshiking: Hi.
Omega Turtle: Terpo wins.
Skral
