So I was reading Kopaka's Ice Engineering's latest entry (linky), and I read the article about the portable machine that lets you test substances and all that jazz, and a while later I thought, Oh great, now the conspiracy theorists will be going out in droves to buy it! It'll jack up the paranoia level as they test their meals for poison, and rely even more on bottled water (mind-control chemicals in the tap water, you know), and add more tin foil to their hats... I can imagine the following co
Turns out I'm not gonna go to church today. My stomach already hurt when I woke up at 3 in the morning, then I had some painful diarhea or however it's spelled... And my mom and sister have something, so I don't hafta go. Woo.
I'm just kinda weirded out by my heritage... I mean, how would you like to find out you're related to an accused witch, who was accused by her own kids, and hung?! My mom, who is a historian for our church, found this out. Even creepier: The woman I'm related to lived
LynZ, the bassist for Mindless Self Indulgence, has married Gerard Way, the frontman of My Chemical Romance. Yes, My Chemical Romance, hideously emo to no end. Considering MSI songs like 'Mark David Chapman', which mocks emo people, this should add a whole new level of awful to the signs of the apocalypse already visible. Seriously, if you're a Mindless Self Indulgence fan, you'll understand why this is so disturbing.
Running for the nearest bomb shelter with a shotgun, ammo, a laptop and his
Remember, always remember, this valuable, priceless piece of wisdom that will serve you well in just about every situation:
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Never forget this.
No, really, that should come in handy. Just so long as you have a roll of the silver wonder, you should be well off in any scenario, even one involving giant maggot space toasters from the planet Gllllllokkanyockurghckn'yob M'spoo l'hoorgnoghflorgck.
And another tidbit of wisdom: "Roses are red, violets are
"Geeblebleegurp!" Honked out the excessively combustible toad before he was lobbed at a great, lumbering toast gnome to save the burning world of Somewhere Else by a horrific waffle daemon from the darkest depths of a Wal*Mart. This was of course before a rain of puppies disrupted the horrific waffle daemon's precipitous deeds, and thusly the giant, lumbering toast gnome began breakdancing. And then the excessively combustible toad exploded and the narrator was noogied into a stupor, though he m
I packed some more stuff last night, like my sketchbook and a pen, books, DVDs, my DVD player, yada yada yada...
I had weird dreams. The first one, I was playing with this nightlight-like thing in my hands and readjusting the bulb, which had affects on this larger pole with a bulb outside, then I was in some sort of archaic library lit by torch, or I was with some sort of people/things, periodically appearing back in my room where the light was (and of course the window), then I finally adju
Oh boy, don't you just LOVE the absurd mound of bureaucracy we call the standards that justify the even worse rules made to run the hectic, hateful place we know as the world? Seriously. They gave this girl a severe punishment and put her in some program for "kids with attitude problems"? Just because she wore some colorful socks with a cartoon character from a nonviolent, people-friendly show/franchise? That's just WRONG. The dress code is incredibly STUPID too. How could ANYBODY think that was
So, I saw POTC:DMC last week, zawesome, and I love the nasty demeanor of Davy Jones... Really, what a Lovecraftian look to he and his crew... Oh, and there are two Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy that I love: Prank Call Of Cthulhu, and that one where Billy steals Grim's Bad Book and summons Yog-Sothoth...
For some reason I've been so itchy today and it hurts so much and I have to scratch it but it only goes away for a while... Ow it hurts... I'm not kidding, my legs and back itch so much it's not funny... AGH! I've tried so much... Skin moisturizer doesn't work. I just tried some anti-itch and it still itches somewhat- but now I have to try not to scratch or it'll itch worse...
Anyways, it actually snowed today. It snowed, can you believe that? The fourth of April, and it snowed. Awesome.
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I've returned to the lyrics subtitle after a long break. Guess what song it is?
Anyways, I had a doctor's appointment today about medication, and my mom picked me up right after lunch, so I just packed a bag of those midget sour cream and onion pringles for lunch, and then we went to Burger King after we left school. Mmm, the fries there are my favorites, and the chicken fingers are tasty...
I got some homework done today, and relaxed. Blegh...
I'm working on some lyrics illustrations..
I am still so relieved that my dad listened to me and decided to get counseling with my mom instead of divorcing her... But like I said, there's still a long way to go.
My day was kind of dull, I didn't go anywhere. And now I'm listening to Marilyn Manson's "A Place In The Dirt". Planning some art, too... Mostly just character designs for a comic I just started producing on another site. Misanthropy is a prime theme.
And now it's somethingty something AM and I'm listening to "The Nobod
I went to see it yesterday, and I liked it. Lots of the same great sort of humor, and great animation. The jokes were funny, and the plot was witty and clever... I think that Weird Al should have gotten a role in Shrek 3... That would have been absolutely terrific if he did... I mean, come on, a ton of other people have gotten roles... Even Regis Philbin and Justin Timberlake. Weird Al would be perfect... Man, I love the Shrek movies. I wish I could say more, but I would spoil it for everybody..
Just felt like adding an entry and being irrational... I like using arguements not found in any dictionary: For example, I could argue you're a fascist because you're existing the wrong way.
I'm listening to "Y'All Want A Single" by KoRn.
Yeah, I gotta catch the bus soon. And then we have super short classes, then we see an concert, and we actually get to watch two movies, awesome! And yeah, I'll probably have another dialogue up soon... Unless the little green men in my shoes get me... They're [spookyvoice]eeeeeverywheeeeere...[/spookyvoice]
My parents might be getting a divorce... I can't believe it... I don't want this to happen... It can be fixed, and it's obvious... I don't want my parents to divorce... I feel so awful right now... My dad just called a while ago and told my mom he wanted a divorce and they talked for a while... Then me and my sister talked to our mom and we comforted her... My dad hasn't thought this through, and hasn't considered what it would mean for us, and I'm going to point that out when I see him tomorrow
That's the name of the song I'm listening to right now, by Disturbed, off of their first CD 'The Sickness', and it's awesome. For some reason it keeps making me think about wolves... Now it's changed to 'Stupify', another good song. Up next is everybody's favorite, Down With The Sickness... I like relistening to albums I haven't heard in a while. Now the CD's on the song 'Fear', which is one of my favorites. Aaaand now, after I took a break from writing, I'm listening to 'Conflict', woo.
I ha
Come on, there are only two comments on my song parody? Come on, I worked really hard on that. Please, come on, comment on it... Or I'll eat your head...
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Time for some WORDS!
"A penny saved is a penny earned, but the IRS is going to take it anyways."
"Once more, puppies are a viable food source. Really. They go well with barbecue sauce."
"What made you think I cared about your opinion, come again?"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but it'll probably be full o
My grandfather, on my mother's side of the family, is coming to visit in a few weeks. He's got some memory trouble, and we're afraid it might be Alzheimer's, but so far things have been good and he's okay. Memory problems can be part of growing old, just because of that, growing old. I've really been worried about him, but two things have helped me: One, I gave him a phone call a few days ago and told him how much he means to me and how proud I am of him. I told him how I felt about him and all,
Okay, so last night I dreamed I died and went to The Place That Isn't Heaven. I freaked out at first, but began adapting to the place. A lot of my classmates were newly dead, too. Dunno why. Some of them concocted a scheme that thought that Satan and the Underworld weren't real. I joined them in on the plot. One of them drove a car down a road, to a mall I think, for some reason. It was led by a pair of people who actually tended to work together as partners in the real world. It ended up failin
...a small, adorable animal. However, this creature talked, staving off my driving urge to devour it whole. Something about a quest to save some kingdom or retrieve something... Oh wait, yes, something about retrieving a magical orb of chaos from an evil ruler. The small forest animal pointed torwards a very strange fantasy realm I had not noticed before with its freakish little be-thumbed paws, babbling about my need to pick up a sword from some wizard. So I punted the dimunitive sentient back
Happy (if you can call it that) New Year to everybody who realizes this is just another year before each person dies, as the world around us slowly decays and kills itself. If you didn't realize this, by accident or just downright ignorance, no happy new year for you!
And so we plunge into a new age of degrading ourselves, all within the measure of a unit of "time", which as has been said by me before, is an illusion chemically created by our feeble, instict driven cerebral meats. And it's p
I's confuzzled... Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, why would a woodchuck chuck it?Wouldn't the woodchuck upchuck what he chucked when he chucked the wood? I mean, wood's not something most mammals can eat... So, would calling a woodchuck a woodchuck be libel or something? And what if we're pressuring them to do what they can't by giving them that name? Man, just with one word we may be destroying a whole species and then the ecosystem... I think... Whatever, cool!
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