I've got a serious question.

Should I even gone as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If it's Friday, should I sit in the front seat or in the back seat?

~ BioGaia

@Caliga: No. That is not good for your health.

@Gaia: You clearly need to go somewhere for advice. I can't believe you don't know the answer! You sit in the back.

Make out a will, because you aren't going to be around much longer.

I am developing a strong craving for wolf meat. It must be eased. I only ask that you bring me wolf meat so I don't have to go kill it myself...

Xidash

I would suggest either:

Killing one of your bunnies and eating it

Come to my house and get the meat from me

Try closing your eyes and opening them fast.

How do i type again?

Who are you?

Who am I?

What is this place?

What in the blazes are these strange lights coming from this magical screen like objecT

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Lord Oblivion

My dog won't box with me anymore,he only begs.

What should I do .

How should I go about conquering the world?

@Oblivion: Go buy a new keyboard.

You're president. I'm god. The lights ae aliens.

@Hikari: Dump him and get a husky. :3

@Kal: Try your best not to.

I was recently attacked by a rabid sheep. It's been three days, two of my fingers had to be amputated and my left leg has fallen off. I'm starting to have strange dreams, all of which involve being chased by a living cardboard box. Also, I get frequent headaches and sudden flashes of hunger for human blood.

Is this normal? If not, what should I do?

Hm. Seems to me like you've got a case of Rabdabdodo. I would suggest talking to the sheep that bit you, maybe it can help you.

I've got a problem. I've got heartaches by the number, trouble by the score. Every day she loves me less, each day I love her more. Yes I've got heartaches by the number, a love that I can't win. But the day that I stop counting, that's the day my world will end.

What do?

Stop counting.

No way. The day I do that is the day my world will end!

Also I'm guessing you don't get the reference

But that's the point. trollface.jpg

Brawl, I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want some advice.

I've given it to you. The only thing I have left are pillz.

But Brawl, if I set the world on fire what do you think will happen to all those dear hearts and gentle people? Well, I'm not way back home anymore. I guess anything goes.

Also I'm grabbing those pillz.

If you set the world on fire you will burn with us, I'll make sure of it.

And those are my pillz. I must get higher than a kite.

Man I am probably making myself look like a moron with all of those references.

Also about the pillz, look at my name. You do NOT want to start that competition with me