One of the great benefits of being a premier member on BZP is that you can get a custom e-mail address. However, when spam bots get a hold of your account name, it can be both frustrating and funny. For me, it's less frustrating, because most of them get snagged by the spam filter.

Today, when I looked through the spam, I found something that was so ridiculously insane I had to post it.

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I have absolutely no idea what the heck this thing was trying to sell me.