So this kid I work with (good kid, but boy, somedays...) is all, "[Takuma] have you watched Arrested Development?"
I say, "I don't watch that."
"What shows do you watch?"
Given this guy's interests, I don't even hesitate before saying, "Nothing that you watch probably."
"Just tell me one!"
"Doctor Who."
"I love that show!"
It's not my first rodeo, I know he's either joking or straight-up lying to my face. "Okay, what's the show about?"
"It's about..... Doctor Who."
"There IS NO character called 'Doctor Who'!"
"Then why is it called Doctor Who?"
I ignore the question and continue. "What about Legend of Korra?"
"Yeah, that's the one with Link, right?"
Hold on, it gets better. I explain to him that LoK and LoZ are two completely different things... after I and everyone else in the kitchen finish laughing at what he said. Either way, he's never heard of Korra so I just drop the subject.
Then he says to the guy standing next to me, "Hey, guess what I'm watching again on Netflix!"
"What's that?" my co-worker asks.
"Avatar!"
I just stare at him for a second. "You mean the James Cam--"
"The Last Airbender!"
"The Movie or--"
"The TV show!"
This kid never fails to astound me.
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