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Why Rob could never be a video game critic


Rob: I'ma boot up Mass Effect for the first time ever, but all I'ma do is make a character.

*Boots up Mass Effect and starts creating Commander Joan Shepard*

AN HOUR LATER.

Rob: I am satisfied with this thing I do.

*Clicks on accept*

Rob: WHOA GAME STARTS RIGHT AWAY? Kind of a boring cutscene, though.

*First dialogue option comes up*

Rob: WHOA THAT WASN'T A CUTSCENE WOW.

*Answers first two dialogue options, begins walking down the hall of the Normandy*

Rob: OMG BEST GAME EVAR.

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Paleo

Posted

No Rob. You would be the best videogame critic.

Makaru

Posted

Rob sounds like many online game reviewers.

Hahli Husky

Posted

It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.

-Windrider-

Posted

It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.

 

Rob needs to make a Let's Play.

Sumiki

Posted

It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.

 

Rob needs to make a Let's Play.

 

I second this brilliant notion.

Xaeraz

Posted

This is an official thirding for Rob Plays Mass Affect.

GSR

Posted

It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.

 

On the off chance you're on Xbox and have a Kinect, just wait 'till he gets to the third game and they start answering back. :P

Swert

Posted

... Is it just me (for people who met Rob IRL) but doesn't he almost look like Yahtzee does anyway?

 

You're practically there.

Takuma Nuva

Posted

Janus.

 

Let's Play.

 

Now.

 

I command you.

 

Takuma Nuva

Hahli Husky

Posted

He also looks and acts somewhat like the Nostalgia Critic, too. :o

 

I have considered recording Rob secretly and becoming famous by making Let's Plays from that, but unfortunately it would require a lot of editing to be safe for BZPower. XP

Janus

Posted

I AM NOT BZP APPROPRIATE.

Makaru

Posted

"Let's Play" implies more than one person.

 

Rob.

 

Please.

 

Will you be.

 

My Grump?

Janus

Posted

Bryan you have made me the happiest man in the world.

 

Yes, oh yes! I will!

Hahli Husky

Posted

Rob and Bryan as Game Grumps would be The Most Amazing Thing That Ever Happens Ever.

 

Does this mean I get to be Suzy?? (and if so, does that mean I can have a munchkin kitten named Mochi who likes having his booty patted?)

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