Xaeraz becomes fond of ligatures

Xæraz 

Does this mean he's the guy in Italy on Ebay who was selling ligatures for 4k? =p

http://www.ebay.com/sch/Woodwind-/10181/i.html?_from=R40&LH_Complete=1&_nkw=ligature&_sop=16

Xaeraz becomes mentally unstable

Crayraz

Xaeraz is shown in an upright and locked position.

Trayraz

Xaeraz becomes mentally unstable

 

Crayraz

He isn't already?

Jokes aside, yes, I do have a couple instabilities.

Also I meant to type stowed, not shown.

Xaeraz offers a greeting.

Heyraz

Xaeraz expresses interest in the new Elves line

Feyraz

Xaeraz speaks.

Sayraz

This stuff's going viral.

This stuff's going viral.

Sounds like we need to get some vaccinations going. You can have them as a shot or as a

Nasal Sprayraz

Xaeraz becomes a horse

Neighraz/Hayraz

Xaeraz becomes a bird
 
Jayraz
 
Xaeraz revives 30 Rock
 
Tina Feyraz

Xaeraz makes terrible action movies

Michael Bayraz

Xaeraz forks over money for something
 
Payraz

Xaeraz recommends fixing your pets to prevent overpopulation

Spayraz

Xaeraz is a big time gamer.

Playraz

Xaeraz becomes a unit of measurement
 
Weighraz

Xaeraz becomes the Fonz

Ayyyraz

Xaeraz knows how to save a life

The Frayraz

Xaeraz imitates a tree in a strong breeze
 
Swayraz

Xaeraz says no

Nayraz

(Am I doing it right?)

xaeraz becomes a sculptor

clayraz

xaeraz isn't home

awayraz

Xaeraz is undecided.

Mayraz

(Is that right?)

Xaeraz goes to the cosmetics aisle
 
Hairsprayraz

*to the tune of Mortal Kombat High*

KILLED BY ROBOT PUNS

Xaerazality