It could be worse.

You could be eating McDonalds food instead.

It could be worse. You could be a CSR for Verizon Wireless.

*Shudders while having flashbacks*

It could be worse.

You could be a certifiable McDonald's cashier.

Or you could be a McDonald's cashier flunkie like me. 

They let me go because I couldn't punch the buttons fast enough.

It could be worse.

You could just be completely insane like myself.