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Iiiit's So Laaaaate

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Guesswhatguesswhatguesswhat!? It's two-thirty AM and most people are asleep, but I'M NOT! I'm sitting up typing and I'm not asleeeep! Iiiii'm awake, fully awake, and type-type-typing awaaaaayyy...

 

'Cause see, me and LM, we're hangin' out and stuff and trying to keep a grip on sanity, and did you know that by two in the morning, a tap-dancing bananamuffin is entirely believable?

 

'Cause we has TAP-DANCING BANANAMUFFINS.

 

~Wheeeeee!

 

It's so amazing! The server isn't busy at all! Oh my gosh, I love the server almost as much as the banana-dancing tapmuffins! *Huggleshmor.* Or wait... I'm sorry, muffins, I messed up your name, oh, goodness, I'm so sorry, please don't cry!

 

It's soooo weird to be looking over at your bed thinking you'll see yourself asleep and yet not seeing yourself asleep, even though most rational people would be so at this time. But who wants to sleep when you have blue entries and late-night internetz, and where oh where did "blue" come from? 'Cause I tell ya, I don't write blue entries, I don't, not even late at niiiiiiiight... ♪♫

 

I totally love chibis 'cause they're all like, "WHEE HAPPY CUTENESS" like this happy person, and AHHH! THAT PICTURE IS HUGE!! *Flings brownies and dives under the desk.*

 

...

 

~Please keep in mind, my awake and refreshed self will likely not recall the writing of this blue blog entry in any way, shape, or form, and the entirely unawake and unrefreshed self is beginning to wonder what people need caffiene for when they can just go without sleep for a few extra hours and feel TWICE as awake FREE OF CHARGE!? What can beat free of charge!? I mean, it's like free money, 'cause if you had spent the money you wouldn't have it anymore!

 

Ever notice how loud the tapping of keys are late at night? It's like... like a million golden raindrops sprinkling across the roof, heigh-ho, and if you ever decide to go insane late at night make sure you do it with a friend, 'cause it's twice the insanity with twice the insanity!

 

Seeeriouslyyyyy.

 

 

Tuuuuurakiiii

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Alex Humva
Am I the only one in the world who actually likes to go to bed early? I almost NEVER stay awake later than 10:00 PM, and I usually go to bed at 9:00 PM. :rolleyes:

 

BTW, anyone else thinks Turakii sounds cute when she's restless and hyper? :P

 

~~END~~

 

Hey, you, watch it! She has a husband!

 

Woah - did I miss something? When did this happen - or is this just a joke? :unsure:

You missed something. Incase you haven't been around, LM and Turkii have been... dating...

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Takuma Nuva
Am I the only one in the world who actually likes to go to bed early? I almost NEVER stay awake later than 10:00 PM, and I usually go to bed at 9:00 PM. :rolleyes:

 

BTW, anyone else thinks Turakii sounds cute when she's restless and hyper? :P

 

~~END~~

 

Hey, you, watch it! She has a husband!

 

Woah - did I miss something? When did this happen - or is this just a joke? :unsure:

You missed something. Incase you haven't been around, LM and Turkii have been... dating...

Dating nothing! I wouldn't have been their best man if they were just DATING. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

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Letagi
Am I the only one in the world who actually likes to go to bed early? I almost NEVER stay awake later than 10:00 PM, and I usually go to bed at 9:00 PM. :rolleyes:

 

BTW, anyone else thinks Turakii sounds cute when she's restless and hyper? :P

 

~~END~~

 

Hey, you, watch it! She has a husband!

 

Woah - did I miss something? When did this happen - or is this just a joke? :unsure:

You missed something. Incase you haven't been around, LM and Turkii have been... dating...

Dating nothing! I wouldn't have been their best man if they were just DATING. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

IMPOSSIBLE

 

Turakii's only sixteen, anyways. And L'M's only fourteen.

 

***

 

AND FOR MATA NUI'S SAKE LEAVE THE CANADIAN ALONE! AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED WRITTEN DIGITS DON'T EXIST YET![/Tufi]

 

- :l: :flagcanada:

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Takuma Nuva
Am I the only one in the world who actually likes to go to bed early? I almost NEVER stay awake later than 10:00 PM, and I usually go to bed at 9:00 PM. :rolleyes:

 

BTW, anyone else thinks Turakii sounds cute when she's restless and hyper? :P

 

~~END~~

 

Hey, you, watch it! She has a husband!

 

Woah - did I miss something? When did this happen - or is this just a joke? :unsure:

You missed something. Incase you haven't been around, LM and Turkii have been... dating...

Dating nothing! I wouldn't have been their best man if they were just DATING. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

IMPOSSIBLE

 

Turakii's only sixteen, anyways. And L'M's only fourteen.

 

***

 

AND FOR MATA NUI'S SAKE LEAVE THE CANADIAN ALONE! AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED WRITTEN DIGITS DON'T EXIST YET![/Tufi]

 

- :l: :flagcanada:

Impossible? That's preposterous! Heck, Avohkah Tamer is the one who married them. Take it up with him if you have your doubts!

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

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Tahu01
Am I the only one in the world who actually likes to go to bed early? I almost NEVER stay awake later than 10:00 PM, and I usually go to bed at 9:00 PM. :rolleyes:

 

BTW, anyone else thinks Turakii sounds cute when she's restless and hyper? :P

 

~~END~~

 

Hey, you, watch it! She has a husband!

 

Woah - did I miss something? When did this happen - or is this just a joke? :unsure:

You missed something. Incase you haven't been around, LM and Turkii have been... dating...

Dating nothing! I wouldn't have been their best man if they were just DATING. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

IMPOSSIBLE

 

Turakii's only sixteen, anyways. And L'M's only fourteen.

 

***

 

AND FOR MATA NUI'S SAKE LEAVE THE CANADIAN ALONE! AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED WRITTEN DIGITS DON'T EXIST YET![/Tufi]

 

- :l: :flagcanada:

Impossible? That's preposterous! Heck, Avohkah Tamer is the one who married them. Take it up with him if you have your doubts!

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

Avohkah Tamer can't legally marry them; he doesn't have that job! :P Wait- That means... They're not married?? :blink:

 

Dibs on Turakii! :P

AND FOR MATA NUI'S SAKE LEAVE THE CANADIAN ALONE! AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED WRITTEN DIGITS DON'T EXIST YET!

XD I have no idea...

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Laughing Man

Joke? It isn't a joke. We're married. And AT is a Pirate captain, he can marry members of his crew. So he was able to marry Turakii and I.

Oh, and Tahu01, if you go anywhere near Turakii... *Loads Imperialist*.*

 

*Ultra-powerful Metroid Prime Hunters weapon

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Javi

Let's schedule a late-night STAY AWAKE ON BZP DAY!

 

Night.

 

I'll get the soda, the cake, and all the big fluffy stuffed pillowkins. Turakii, you bring the tap-dancing bananamuffins, and I'll get the square dancing applemuffins. Oh, wait, they're extinct.

 

OHH BOY THIS ISO NGONING TO BE SOO EXCITING!!!!;1i11one

 

:D

 

Wait, you gave the server a huggle, but not me? *sniffles*

~Javi

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Takuma Nuva
BLAH. THEIR WEDDING WAS HELD IN SERCET. OR MAYBE I WAS STALKING THE WRONG PERSON.

Oh it was no secret. You must have been stalking . . . . . . caps.

 

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Letagi
VRY VRY STRNG

Anyways.

The marriage is a lie.

- :l: :flagcanada:


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AND FOR MATA NUI'S SAKE LEAVE THE CANADIAN ALONE! AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED WRITTEN DIGITS DON'T EXIST YET![/Tufi]


Add to Quotes lol.

- :l: :flagcanada:
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Tahu01
Joke? It isn't a joke. We're married. And AT is a Pirate captain, he can marry members of his crew. So he was able to marry Turakii and I.

Oh, and Tahu01, if you go anywhere near Turakii... *Loads Imperialist*.*

 

*Ultra-powerful Metroid Prime Hunters weapon

Pirates don't have internet access. :P He's obviously not a pirate. Therefore, he couldn't have married you. :P

 

Stay away from Turakii? That's impossible! Everyone's a Turakii fan! :P *glomps Turakii*

The marriage is a lie.

The wedding cake is a lie. :P

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Laughing Man
Joke? It isn't a joke. We're married. And AT is a Pirate captain, he can marry members of his crew. So he was able to marry Turakii and I.

Oh, and Tahu01, if you go anywhere near Turakii... *Loads Imperialist*.*

 

*Ultra-powerful Metroid Prime Hunters weapon

Pirates don't have internet access. :P He's obviously not a pirate. Therefore, he couldn't have married you. :P

 

Stay away from Turakii? That's impossible! Everyone's a Turakii fan! :P *glomps Turakii*

The marriage is a lie.

The wedding cake is a lie. :P

He's a pirate, trust me.

Say he isn't again and I'm sure he'll be glad to come here himself and SEND YE TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER, BILGE RAT!

;D

Also... *Aims Imperialist at your head and fires.*

I warned you. You have been Headshot.

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Takuma Nuva

Has anyone else noticed that Turakii's husband can quite easily be . . . provoked?

 

Heck, if I wasn't his best man, I'd be in more trouble than M--

 

*killed with spoiler spikes*

 

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Tahu01
Joke? It isn't a joke. We're married. And AT is a Pirate captain, he can marry members of his crew. So he was able to marry Turakii and I.

Oh, and Tahu01, if you go anywhere near Turakii... *Loads Imperialist*.*

 

*Ultra-powerful Metroid Prime Hunters weapon

Pirates don't have internet access. :P He's obviously not a pirate. Therefore, he couldn't have married you. :P

 

Stay away from Turakii? That's impossible! Everyone's a Turakii fan! :P *glomps Turakii*

The marriage is a lie.

The wedding cake is a lie. :P

He's a pirate, trust me.

Say he isn't again and I'm sure he'll be glad to come here himself and SEND YE TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER, BILGE RAT!

;D

Also... *Aims Imperialist at your head and fires.*

I warned you. You have been Headshot.

Out of character, he doesn't even know where I am, and that's where we were talking about. :P So, you're not really married. :P

In character, however, I'll accept that he's a pirate, that you shot me, and that IMMA FIRIN MA LAZORZ-- *blows you to Mars and back; you now have a non-permanent reddish hue that you picked up in Mars' atmosphere*

 

:P Did you at least say "Hi" to Spirit and Opportunity for me? :P

Has anyone else noticed that Turakii's husband can quite easily be . . . provoked?

Aye, very much so, and I hardly know him. :P My first impression of him has become the guy who enjoys killing people. :P Just kidding. Sort of. :P

Well, there, I know where Turkii lives now... :P

What'd I miss? Where's Turkii live? :P

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Takuma Nuva
*Comes back from the dead.*

 

LM, shut up. :P And drop the gun before I fire off mi laxor.

Fire ur laxor and Turakii will probably crush you beneath her heal for killing her husband. I know I wouldn't put such a thing past her! :P I mean, hey, I used to date her. You wouldn't believe how she reacted when we broke up. :fear:

 

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Takuma Nuva
I'll fir mi laxor, TWO times.

 

And besides, my family tree:

familytree.png

 

She wouldn't even get next to me. :P

Oh believe me, she doesn't have to get anywhere near you. I could tell you stories...

 

*shudders*

 

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Ayel Hyland

On topic: Well, I usually don't want to go asleep when I have to. It's my internal clock, I guess.

 

Off topic: Since when did BZPower become a dating site? (Blatant attempt into going into the quote section. :P)

 

Okay, you win. :P *Adds.*

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