I see a plate before my eyes,

Loaded up with munchies.

Why must I fight to have a bite?

I got the munchies.

It's not fair, all food should be free,

Now my spork is talking to me.

Here I am, all alone, without ham,

And I think someone is,

Creeping in my bowl.

I'm a foo', didn't finish off the tofu,

Now I think someone is,

Creeping in my bowl.

Pizza 'fore you sleep gonna be freakin' up your mind,

Fat from the food's gonna increase your waist line.

My fridge is now without a light,

Accidentally ate the light bulb.

My belt is starting to feel tight,

No! I can't ever get full.

Why can't I see my broccoli?

Now my spork is talking to me.

Here I am, all alone, need a plan,

'Cause I think someone is,

Creeping in my bowl.

Ate my food, now I'll finish you off good,

Yeah, I'm talking to you,

Creeping in my bowl.

Creeping in your bowl, you're just way outta control,

Gonna help you escape from this glutenous hole.

'Cause good diet programs in this world are hard to find,

But you ain't looking, I had to make up your mind.

No matter what sacrifice of what you get to eat,

It'll all be worth it just to keep seeing your own feet.

Pizza 'fore you sleep gonna be freakin' up your mind,

All that fat from the food's gonna increase your waist line...

Here I am, with a spork with a plan,

I just knew someone was,

Creeping in my bowl.

Goodbye, spork, you health freak, this means war,

You'll no longer be,

Creeping in my bowl.

Here I am, with my trusty saucepan,

You're going down, stupid spork,

Creeping in my bowl.

You are toast, for touching my pot roast,

Hope you enjoyed your time wasted

Creeping in my bowl.

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