The United States and other countries constantly ridicule Canada for not having as large a military as them. However, we have reasons for this.

Canada has a military base in the most northern settlement in the world: Alert, Nunavut. Why? We've seen enough Christmas specials to know that Christmas is ALWAYS in danger of being cancelled. Let's see the Grinch get past the full force of the Secret Canadian Special Forces, though.

You can thank us when you wake up on Christmas morning and find that Santa managed to deliver your presents once again this year.

Still don't believe we're protecting Santa? Then why do we get all his mail?

It's a real address. Look it up.

Merry Christmas, eh?