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Today I Am A Man

Ultimate_Kardas

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For the first time in my life, I shaved, thus completing my long journey into manhood.

 

To commemorate the event, I will kill a moose with my bare hands and use it's antlers to chop down a tree every year, as many Canadian men do.

 

I can practically feel the testosterone and maple syrup oozing out of my pores.

 

~U_K~

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Brickeens

Brickeens

Posted

Lol, it's funny how things happen at such different paces for people. I had to start shaving when I was 13.
Daiker

Daiker

Posted

Lol, it's funny how things happen at such different paces for people. I had to start shaving when I was 13.

*spittake*

 

Wait now that I think about it my bro is 14 and does have a bit of a mustache... but still *spittake*

Chols

Chols

Posted

You're not a man until your grow that beard back :rolleyes:
Xaeraz

Xaeraz

Posted

You're not a man until your beard punches out a gorilla.
Chols

Chols

Posted

You're not a man until your beard punches out a gorilla WITH A BEARD.
Xaeraz

Xaeraz

Posted

But before it can do so, your beard must first grow its own beard.
delta48

delta48

Posted

Lol, it's funny how things happen at such different paces for people. I had to start shaving when I was 13.

I've had a mustache since I was 12.

 

What Arb said.

SPIRIT

SPIRIT

Posted

You'll know you've truly grown up when the majority of the red bumps on your face are no longer acne, but shaving cuts.

Arby!

Arby!

Posted

I've had a mustache since I was 12.

 

You're welcome.

Franz Joseph Haydn

Franz Joseph Haydn

Posted

I haven't started shaving yet, but I will soon. You of all people should appreciate this, UK.

 

 

I'm trying to get a Joker beard.

Xaeraz

Xaeraz

Posted

I haven't started shaving yet, but I will soon. You of all people should appreciate this, UK.

 

 

I'm trying to get a Joker beard.

That's just being too lazy to shave. =P

Bundalings

Bundalings

Posted

I haven't started shaving yet, but I will soon. You of all people should appreciate this, UK.

 

 

I'm trying to get a Joker beard.

THEN WHY

 

DOES YOUR XBL AVATAR

 

HAVE A BEARD

 

FALSE ADVERTISING

 

also I'm not sure beardiness qualifies you for manhood

iPenguin

iPenguin

Posted

I've been growing my mustache since it I was 10. It was just a baby. Now three years later it is almost fully grown and I will shave it once I get over my hatred of gillette ads

Franz Joseph Haydn

Franz Joseph Haydn

Posted

I haven't started shaving yet, but I will soon. You of all people should appreciate this, UK.

 

 

I'm trying to get a Joker beard.

THEN WHY

 

DOES YOUR XBL AVATAR

 

HAVE A BEARD

 

FALSE ADVERTISING

 

also I'm not sure beardiness qualifies you for manhood

 

It doesn't have a beard, anymore. I'm thinking I will go and edit that now, though.

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