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Today I Am A Man


Ultimate_Kardas

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For the first time in my life, I shaved, thus completing my long journey into manhood.

 

To commemorate the event, I will kill a moose with my bare hands and use it's antlers to chop down a tree every year, as many Canadian men do.

 

I can practically feel the testosterone and maple syrup oozing out of my pores.

 

~U_K~

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Lol, it's funny how things happen at such different paces for people. I had to start shaving when I was 13.

*spittake*

 

Wait now that I think about it my bro is 14 and does have a bit of a mustache... but still *spittake*

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Lol, it's funny how things happen at such different paces for people. I had to start shaving when I was 13.

I've had a mustache since I was 12.

 

What Arb said.

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I haven't started shaving yet, but I will soon. You of all people should appreciate this, UK.

 

 

I'm trying to get a Joker beard.

That's just being too lazy to shave. =P

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I haven't started shaving yet, but I will soon. You of all people should appreciate this, UK.

 

 

I'm trying to get a Joker beard.

THEN WHY

 

DOES YOUR XBL AVATAR

 

HAVE A BEARD

 

FALSE ADVERTISING

 

also I'm not sure beardiness qualifies you for manhood

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I've been growing my mustache since it I was 10. It was just a baby. Now three years later it is almost fully grown and I will shave it once I get over my hatred of gillette ads

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I haven't started shaving yet, but I will soon. You of all people should appreciate this, UK.

 

 

I'm trying to get a Joker beard.

THEN WHY

 

DOES YOUR XBL AVATAR

 

HAVE A BEARD

 

FALSE ADVERTISING

 

also I'm not sure beardiness qualifies you for manhood

 

It doesn't have a beard, anymore. I'm thinking I will go and edit that now, though.

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