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Hold On


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Ohh, oh-oh-oh, yeah

Ooh, baby

Holdin' on...

 

When you're just a-walkin' down the street

And a pole falls towards your head

And you scream and shriek and panic

'Cause you're fearing you'll be dead

 

Just hold on (hold on!) to your nose

Don't worry if people think you're weird

Oh, just hold on, hold on to your nose

There ain't nothin' better for warding off fear

 

Oh, baby, ohhh, yeah...

 

That crocodile's mouthful of deadly spikes

Might threaten to ruin your day

But as he opens wide, just grab your nose tight

And watch the terror melt away

 

So just hold on (hold on!) to that nose

And ignore those freaked out glances and stares

Oh, baby! Hold on, hold on to that nose

There ain't nothin' better for forgetting your cares

 

 

Turakii

 

 

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Another hilarious piece of work, Turakii. How you come up with this stuff I don't know, but I'm glad you do because it never ceases to entertain me. =P

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That's just . . . well, you see it's . . . and then becasue of that . . . Aww, sweet mother of pasteurized cream cheese . . . !

 

TakumaNuvaSmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU. YOU HAVE ALL JUST ACTIVATED APERTURE SCIENCES'S PATENTED CROCODILE-EATING PORTAL GUN. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS PRODUCT.

 

-fin-

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