Hardware Store definitely. XD

And that Polka one. O_o

Hardware Store.

Mainly because it actually makes sense. Le gasp. O_o

-Nikira

"Everything you know is wrong."

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat pops right up and cups his hands across my eyes!

Now is it that uncle Frank or cousin Louie is it Bob or Joe or Walter could it be Bill or Jimmy is it Bernie or Steve?

I prob'ly would've kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck!

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque...!

I love that song. Several of my friends know it by heart.

"And the towels are oh so fluffy!"

The only one I've ever heard and remembered is "White and nerdy."

Everything You Know Is Wrong for the win. For the win!

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane

With a rabid wolverine in my underwear

When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat

Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"

"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"

"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"

I probably would have kept on guessing

But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt

Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer

Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you thought was just so

Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams

When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension

And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space

Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs

And they took some polaroids

And said I was a darn good sport

And as a way of saying thank you

They offered to transport me back to

Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night

So I could pay my phone bill on time

Just then the floating disembodied head of

Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you thought was just so

Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin

When I got a nasty papercut

And, well, to make a long story short

It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter

By the pearly gates

And it's obvious he doesn't like

The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing

He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway

But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine

For all eternity

And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you used to think was so important

Doesn't really matter anymore

Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

Everything you know is wrong

That Arazonian New Mexico township song. I can never spell it.

Fix'd.

Amoeba, I think...

The amoeba is so small you needa microscope to see one

It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one

They never sing or laugh or talk or eat fondu or quiche

And if you take one for a walk you need a tiny leash

I know the thing must have a brain although I couldn't tell you where

It sure must be an awful pain to be so unicellular

Yeah, it's strange. ()

Amish Paradise!

~KK:SE~©

Oh, god. They're ALL bizzare.

But the most so, I think, is maybe "Smells Like Nirvana".Or maybe his first, "My Bologna".

Albuquerque.

But, I actually like almost all the others better. lol

-Jordboy1

Albuquerque- it's just.... Albuquerque.

Hardware Store- the idea of waiting outside a hardware store to get a free screwdriver is just weird.

Everything You Know is Wrong-.....just because.

I'd like to change my answer.

Everything You Know is Wrong takes insane to a new level.

The Star Wars Cantina!

"Docking Bay 94... 94..."

~Cap'n

Everything You Know is Wrong for sure. The music video is even worst.

trapped in the drive thru

trash day

confession pt. 3

His weirdest songs

Dare to be stupid it's just so strange.

or Everything You Know is Wrong

A#1

I;m suprised that no one has even mentioned Weasel Stomping Day! thats the weirdest thing i even heard for a small song or Christmas at Ground Zero. Oh and the Night the Santa Went Crazy is a great weird one.

Smells Like Nirvana is pretty weird. I mean, who goes and sings a song which is about nothing for 3 and a half minutes?

Shadow Scimitar

Weasel Stomping Day, and Amish Paradise.