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Which Is Weird Al's Weirdest?


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Which of Weird Al's song's do you consider the Weirdest of the Weird Weird Al Songs? Is it Hardware Store, with the ridiculously fast recitation of tools? Albuquerque, which takes eleven minutes just to inform you Al hates sauerkraut? White and Nerdy? She Drives Like Crazy? Eat It?

 

If you've never heard Weird Al, you can (1) just say all of them, (2) read through all the lyrics on this page and make a careful and well-informed decision, or (3) randomly pick a song with your eyes closed.

 

 

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Trapped in the Drive-Thru, for sure. My sister's Listening to Straight Outta Lynwood right now, so that one's fresh in my mind.
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"Everything you know is wrong."

 

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat pops right up and cups his hands across my eyes!

Now is it that uncle Frank or cousin Louie is it Bob or Joe or Walter could it be Bill or Jimmy is it Bernie or Steve?

I prob'ly would've kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck!

 

:P

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Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque

Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque...!

 

I love that song. Several of my friends know it by heart. :D

 

"And the towels are oh so fluffy!" :P

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Everything You Know Is Wrong for the win. For the win!

 

 

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane

With a rabid wolverine in my underwear

When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat

Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

 

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"

"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"

"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"

I probably would have kept on guessing

But about that time we crashed into the truck

 

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt

Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer

Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

 

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you thought was just so

Important doesn't matter

 

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

 

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams

When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension

And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space

Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

 

They sucked out my internal organs

And they took some polaroids

And said I was a darn good sport

And as a way of saying thank you

They offered to transport me back to

Any point in history that I would care to go

 

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night

So I could pay my phone bill on time

Just then the floating disembodied head of

Colonel Sanders started yelling

 

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you thought was just so

Important doesn't matter

 

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

 

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin

When I got a nasty papercut

And, well, to make a long story short

It got infected and I died

 

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter

By the pearly gates

And it's obvious he doesn't like

The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing

He tells me that they've got a dress code

 

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway

But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine

For all eternity

And every day he runs by screaming

 

Everything you know is wrong

Black is white, up is down and short is long

And everything you used to think was so important

Doesn't really matter anymore

Because the simple fact remains that

 

Everything you know is wrong

Just forget the words and sing along

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong

Everything you know is wrong

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Amoeba, I think...

 

The amoeba is so small you needa microscope to see one

It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one

They never sing or laugh or talk or eat fondu or quiche

And if you take one for a walk you need a tiny leash

I know the thing must have a brain although I couldn't tell you where

It sure must be an awful pain to be so unicellular

 

Yeah, it's strange. :o (:P)

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Oh, god. They're ALL bizzare. :P

 

But the most so, I think, is maybe "Smells Like Nirvana".Or maybe his first, "My Bologna".

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Albuquerque- it's just.... Albuquerque.

Hardware Store- the idea of waiting outside a hardware store to get a free screwdriver is just weird.

Everything You Know is Wrong-.....just because.

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I;m suprised that no one has even mentioned Weasel Stomping Day! thats the weirdest thing i even heard for a small song or Christmas at Ground Zero. Oh and the Night the Santa Went Crazy is a great weird one.

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Smells Like Nirvana is pretty weird. I mean, who goes and sings a song which is about nothing for 3 and a half minutes?

 

:fear: Shadow Scimitar :fear:

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