Which of Weird Al's song's do you consider the Weirdest of the Weird Weird Al Songs? Is it Hardware Store, with the ridiculously fast recitation of tools? Albuquerque, which takes eleven minutes just to inform you Al hates sauerkraut? White and Nerdy? She Drives Like Crazy? Eat It?
If you've never heard Weird Al, you can (1) just say all of them, (2) read through all the lyrics on this page and make a careful and well-informed decision, or (3) randomly pick a song with your eyes closed.