Captain Mack

i dunno about the potato chips but two burgers in my book are win: In N Out 3x3 animal style & a monstrous patty that I mold myself from ground beef home-grilled O_O

was that really water in there?

Count Chocula is hands down the best breakfast cereal that exists.

Amen to that.

No, the advertising text in the e-mail is pretty standard for spam e-mails which are always canned because of the mass sendings. The senders don't personalize. Nor are they flashy, they usually just contain a link. (don't you ever open any spam emails for fun?) The senders are also usually foreign hence the bad English. In case of the dear, there was probably originally some code that had it say Dear *your email here*. In many cases, the senders will pervert the spelling to bypass spam filters. Is it a possibility that the senders are using the "e-mail" function in profile fields?

Astronomy major in university here

[comment retracted] ^^^probably not a good idea to post what I said

In N Out Burger /debate

Ahh, been there. Never thought I'd get out. A friend of mine gave me the most unorthodox method ever, straight out of star wars. He called it the jedi mind trick; involved feeling no emotion for a week. For maybe the first day I was actively working on it but by the end of the week it was pretty easy to just cruise. Maybe I cheated a little and let some happy bits in, but it worked. Never had problems since, despite a lot of ups and downs.

post-monsoon Arizona ftw Sunny with a chance of clouds...which are those thin ones that hang around not really doing anything.

1. Watch for establishments that have a "Now Hiring" poster (rare these days) and inquire. 2. Go into any chain establishment, be it a grocery store, or fast food place...etc and ask if you can have an application. Worst case scenario is that they say they're not hiring. (it's dead easy to get accepted into fast food, I recall someone who applied to Taco Bell completely as a joke putting down information on the fields that would have any sane person calling the police, he got the job) I feel bad for people, especially kids who are trying to get jobs now. Fortunately I secured both of my current jobs before the crash. Good luck!