Razgriz

An Aikido is fine too.

Actually, you're a practitioner of it, right?

I think you'd be a little better suited.

Meanwhile, I can't help but get the feeling that most of my characters could feasibly be switched and nobody would notice.

:/

TELL ME IF I SHOULD DO AN "ASK RAZ" COMEDY

PONIFIED OF COURSE

Well, that joke died fast.

Frankly, it'd be funnier if you didn't shove in the reference.

So... why not?

...

Why didn't you just have him use high frequency vibrations to essentially powderise the ice coating?

Dude, your first few days had to have been better than I am with these guys now.

And of course. Closed fists, open stance.

>:3

MUAY THAI

MUAY THAI MUAY THAI MUAY THAI

THAI KICKBOXING.

YOU KNOW WHAT, MMA.

I*'D SAY JOLEK'D HELP, BUT...

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH PLANNING.

Also yeah, If only one combat sport, either Pankration, Sambo, or Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Striking, in a real world setting, is almost never as useful as wrestling and grappling.

...

I guess this is the part where I play out my role in CRANE.

if you “darn” someone, you stitch their clothing for them

Only when used in that context. This essay is annoying to someone who used to study english and language, because you're ignoring what might be the most important part of the English language: it's flexible. "Darn" used in it's original meaning might mean stitching clothing, when used as an exlamatory remark, it means something entirely different, and is entirely analogous with the word it is substituting, and in effect, means the exact same thing. That's why I don't think there's any difference between substitutes and "cuss words". They aren't more polite, they aren't less obscene, they mean the exact same thing, and you mean the exact same thing when you use them as an exlamation or in place of a cuss word. You might as well use the real word, because you already mean the same thing, and the far more important thing to deal with is why you're using the word, not which word you're using.I'd much rather hang out with people who are honest and say what they mean instead of trying to "be polite" and come across as just hypocritical or holier-than-thou when they use dumb substitutes that mean the exact same thing in that context. It's ridiculous, and it's dishonest. And I'd rather hang out with those people than with the ones who "don't swear" but think there's nothing wrong with using "clean" words to insult. The truly profane words are the ones we use when we're purposefully insulting others, whether it's "dumb" or a cuss word. (I'm not saying anyone here is like that, but as someone who used to make the same arguments, and said the same substitutes, for the same reasons, these are the things I've learned).

Hey LL, where've we seen that argument before?

*nudge*

=P

I don't see why you'd nee-HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Therefore less boring than mine.

Fifty Elder Dragons besiege the city of Whiterun.

"Only the dead can know peace from this evil..."

I won't even notice it not ending until the week after.

And then I'll be annoyed because I missed some excellent sarcasm fuel.

Discord?

Who, that guy who just got turned into a sweet roll?

Is Taikunsa horribly behind in updates?

Also dude:

WHAT IF

WHAT IF THERE WAS AN RPG

BUT IT WAS LIKE

LIKE

A BRONY

RPG

BZPONYVILLE?

The solution's obvious.

Punch everyone in the gut.

Whoever it feels the best to do so to is the one you're looking for.

Punch them in the face.

ಠ_ಠ

I looked at the title and was like:

DUDE

THOSE THREE GAMES

HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M GONNA GET THOSE THREE GAMES

Pirates.

A code's all nice and good when you can afford to be all nice and good.

Here? Not so much.

My guys won't necessarily kill, but they will do what's necessary to win withing their own moral parameters.

So yeah.

:3

good luck not getting creamed by me

>:3

DUDE

METAL CROSSBOW

TOA OF MAGNETISM

ALL OF MY YES

CROSSBOW

WHAT DO

I SEE YOU ON HERE

MNI

NOW

GET OVER HERE SOOOONNN

IT'S PARTY TIME