Chapter 18 Brutaka's rise to power. Lewa: Brutaka, what are you doing with those undead Onuas?Brutaka: You die without an answer. *shoots Lewa*A bunch of random guys: OMG, you just shot our leader. I thought you were a good assasin and weapons dealer not a tyrant!Brutaka: Surrender your weapons to me, get out of here and never come back.Tahu: Nobody bosses Tahu around! *raises pistol in preparation to shoot Brutaka*.Brutaka: *kicks Tahu's pistol out of his hand, grabs it from the air and aims it at Tahu's head.*Tahu: Boss Tahu around whenever you feel like it, sir.Everyone in the room: *Flees the house in panic*Axonn: *comes into the room* So, my brother, I see you are taking over the house.Brutaka: You are right. And under my controls, nobody except me and my Onuas will live here, manufacturing weapons.Axonn: That is not going to happen. *raises ax* I shall fight for all the inhabitants in this house until I'm dead.Brutaka: Stand aside, Onuas. I am going to decapitate this poor fellow. *raises machine gun*Axonn: *Prepares to swing ax*Brutaka: *Punches several holes thru Axonn's ax, thus making it utterly useless* Surrender now and I kill you.Axonn: Never. *runs away*Krika: Can me stay? Me makes good pancakes.Brutaka: Yeah but you eat them. Go away with the others,Thornraxx: Yay, I haven't been outside in a while! It'll be so exiting!Nex: I hate you Brutaka. I really, really hate you. I was in the middle of a nap, sleeping thru my awful life when you wake me with your machine gun and make me go outside. I hate you sooooo much, man.Brutaka: Blah blah blah, whatever. Just get out or I kill you.Ra Koon: Kicking me out will bring you terrible consequences. The Rapublic will not let this go unnoticed.Brutaka: What are they gonna do, send one of those Jedi guys to punish me with their puny little lightsabers?Ra Koon: *swings her lightsaber at Brutaka's foot*Lightsaber blade: *breaks off*Ra Koon: ####.Brutaka: *kicks Ra outside.*A few minutes later.Brutaka: Finally! Took those losers long enough. I'm surprised I only had to shoot 68 of them.Onua #53: Sir, shall we start work on the big laser guns?Brutaka: Sure, guys. I'm glad you are obedient.Two hours later.Onua #32: 98 have been produced, one from each of us except #71, as he was having a nap.Brutaka: Good. Bring that #71 before me.Onua #32: Yes, sir. *brings Onua #71 before Brutaka*Brutaka: *Rips Onua #71's head off* You can only sleep between 1:00 am and 2:00 am, understood?98 Onuas: Yes, sir.Outside of the house.Krika: Me no like Brutaka guy. He be mean.Surge: I have an idea for revenge. Real Jetbug, come here please.Jetbug (toy): Here I am.Surge: I meant the real Jetbug.Jetbug (toy): What, I'm not real to you?! *punches Surge*.Surge: Ow, what the -Jetbug (toy): If I'm not real, that didn't hurt! *stomps off*Jetbug (real): What can I do for you, Surge?Surge: You can use your jetpacks to burn down this house with Brutaka inside it.Jetbug (real): But I don't have jetpacks. They got blown up a while ago and scattered us in space.Surge: Oh right. Nuts.Breez: I have a better plan. Lets go live in Stormer's house.Surge: But Stormer is a real #####. He won't let us live with him.Breez: I didn't say "live with Stormer". I said "live in Stormer's house" The moron either gets out of his house or I stab him to death.End of chapter 18Words: 616
