Ehlekdude

Chapter 16 An angry green guy's end. Vakama: I suck.Nex: Agreed.Vakama: Everything bad is my fault.Nex: True.vakama: I think I'm gonna shoot myself.Nex: Then you'll just get rebuilt.Vakama: Life is unfair.Nex: It is.Vakama: Why are you agreeing to everything I say? I thought you perky guys respond with your dumb "life is beautiful".Nex: I'm not a perky guy. I realise the truth, life is really unfair and everything in it is absolutely awful.Pridak: Has anybody seen Jawblade?Nex: Yes.Pridak: Have you?Nex: Yes.Pridak: Where is he?Nex: How should I know? I don't keep track of everywhere he goes.Pridak: You just said you saw him.Nex: I did.Pridak: Well then where was he when you saw him?Nex: In his aquarium.Pridak: And when did you see him there?Nex: A few days ago.Pridak: I meant have you seen him RECENTLY, cool dude!Nex: Depending on your definition of recently.Pridak: Have you seen him in the last half hour?Nex: No.Pridak: That's all I wanted to know. Have a nice day. *leaves*Nex: Days are ugly. So are nights. Everything is ugly. This tiger suit is ugly.Vakama: It's my fault it's ugly, isn't it?Nex: No, it isn't. It's the fault of those stupid fashion designers who made it. I mean, what kind of doofus would make a TIGER SUIT for a Hero who is supposed to fight villains, not attend fashion shows?!Vakama: Why don't you get a new suit?Nex: I will in the summer. It's not as awful as this, but it still really sucks. I wish I could look like Jerbraz. I mean, that guy is pretty classy.Vakama: I'll be leaving now to criticize myself for everything that is my fault.Nex: Be my guest. You are just awful to have around.Vakama: Aw, it's all my fault I'm awful to have around! *leaves*Elsewhere.Brutaka: And now, for the final test of this really nice new gun on a living MOC, in this case that really skinny and tall guy hiding behind the rocket launchers.Axonn: Ha ha ha. That guy will be the subject of my test for a new sword.Brutaka: Please dude, step aside. You are merely a lame MOCer that sometimes produces a sword or dagger that can't cut butter. Your sword is no match for superior Brutaka technology.Axonn: *swings sword down on a really skinny and tall MOC.*Sword: *breaks*Brutaka: Actually, I will spare this highlife. I have a new target *shoots his gun at Axonn*Axonn: *desintigrates*Brutaka: Niiiice.Nuparu: Why did you just shoot Axonn?Brutaka: He sucks.Nuparu: Oh. The reason 30% of the guys shot in this house get shot.Brutaka: What's the main reason?Nuparu: 47% get shot because they are annoying, 12% because they look ugly, 9% because they rip others off and 2% other reasons.Brutaka: Do they at least use my weapons?Nuparu: I do. Most of them do. That green guy who is really angry uses some prototype launcher made by that Furno.Brutaka: Well, say goodbye to that guy, then.Kongu Inika: Argh! I hate it hate it hate it! Die, die, die! Argh! :burnmad:Brutaka: Hey! Angry green guy! Suck bullets! (unleashes a volley of machine gun bullets at Kongu)Nuparu: That wasn't the guy! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/annoyed2.gifBrutaka: Who was?Nuparu: That Nocturn fellow who you keep chained up. He is protesting against being chained up by using different weapons than yours, as you chained him up.Brutaka: Aw, well, I like that guy. Really dangerous. Just like me.End of chapter 16Words: 605

Incredible. I like this guy a whole lot, he is just so different and interesting. The mask looks great, especially as the size is quite small. Those shoulders are really nice, too. Both the arms and legs are really, really well done, those feet are very sleek. And, of course, the colours are excellent. 10/10

Been up for like 14 hours by now.TPBM has a TV remote within reach.

gate

yuck

Doesn't everyone?TPBM has a link in their signature.

I don't.TPBM is using a laptop.

people

This reminds me of Fire Lord, but much, much cooler. The photos are very nice, I like the light there and the poses. As for the MOC, it's brilliant. The colour scheme is really nice, that sword is just so awesomely huge and all that detailing everywhere on him is amazing, especially that hip armour. 10/10

The storyline, especially the web serials.

I do quite a bit, in fact.TPBM is sitting in an uncomfortable chair.

skull

That was a great chapter!Best part was probably and when he found out they were Rahkshi.Splitface was an interesting character, his end was funny.Great work, keep it up!

Thanks for the feedback! There was no yucky snot, only Ra Koon thought there was. The snot was as in Studs Not On Top.Next chapter should be up monday or tuesday.

Tired turkey

Current season is 4, althhough the last episode aired on March 16.I watch Clone Wars on DVD, not having the right TV stations and not wanting to watch it as it keeps freezing and loading for me online at StarWars.com. Currently watched 6 episodes of season 3 (plus seasons 1 and 2).Favorite episodes:1. ARC Troopers2. Rookies3. Lethal Trackdown4. Shadow of Malevolence5. TrespassFave characters:1. Boba Fett2. Cad Bane3. Plo Koon4. Ahsoka Tano5. Kit FistoOh, and about the Clone Wars Lego minifigs, I know a lot of people hate them, but I really like them. Except Ahsoka, who looks really old.

7 billion people in the world

This is amazing. Reminds me a lot of a dog, probably mostly because of the size and the outdoor photos. The colour scheme works well, and I love the functions, especially the guns. The use of so many pieces made it detailed, but the lower legs could use some beefing up in my opinion. Still, for the sheer size and impressivness, 10/10. Most impressive.

grim

Whenua Hordika. I saw him in a shop one day in 2010 or something and thought "Wow, they've got a Hordika! Great!" and bought it. It was my first (and last) Hordika. After I built him I realised that he just isn't that good.

shiny

Sherlock Holmes

Nineties

Everything about this MOC seems to be perfect to me. Teal! Oh, that glorious teal! The weapons! Greatly done machine guns there. The body. Looks like a big black lump of Bohrok pieces and works extraordinarily well. The legs. Ideal proportions and shape for a mech. This deserves it's 10/10

they didn't let him, so Jaller...