Chapter 14 The Great Devourer. Lewa: Guys, we’ve got a problem. Tarix: What is it, sir?Lewa: Hydraxon has gone mad, wants to obtain control over this house and has a fearsome machine on his side.Brutaka: And you want me to take him out, I gather? Lewa: I don’t know if you’ll be able to. The Great Devourer, for that is the name of Hydraxon’s machine, could devour you while you attempted to assassinate it’s master. And you come in handy, it would be a pity losing you. Brutaka: So what do you suggest?Lewa: Give your bazooka to some real loser, who will try to shoot Hydraxon with it. If that loser dies, it won’t be a big loss.Brutaka: And who would the little loser be?Lewa: I have already told that loathsome Gresh. He seemed most enthusiastic about it.Brutaka: Here’s the bazooka, Gresh-who-can’t-fly.Gresh: Woohoo! A real bazooka! Brutaka: No, you moron. You aim that side towards your enemy. You’re pointing it backwards.Lewa: Uh oh. Gresh: Heh heh heh. I know, Brutaka. *pulls trigger*Rocket: *flies out of Bazooka and hits Lewa, blasting him into oblivion.*Brutaka: I gave you the Bazooka. Thus, I want it back. It was a terrible idea to give it to a moron such as you.Gresh: Yeah, you can reload it for me. *gives Brutaka the bazooka.*Brutaka: *reloads the bazooka and blasts Gresh into oblivion.*Onua: Brutaka, I demand an explanation for your most recent action of blasting Gresh into oblivion.Brutaka: He was a moron.Onua: So what?! If someone is a moron, you send him to school! You don’t shoot him with a bazooka!Brutaka: You sound like a moron, too.Onua: I’m not! I am a highly intelligent life form!Brutaka: You sure talk like a moron. I guess you’ll have to join your dumb pal Gresh.Onua: *runs away*ElsewhereAxonn: Ta daa! Your new shuttle is complete!Ra Koon: Thank you, Axonn. Do you think it can withstand a journey to RA1138?Axonn: Maybe.Commander Cookie Retriever: Maybe is fine. However, may I ask how you connected the side panels there to the rest of the ship?Axonn: I used SNOT for that purpouse.Commander Cookie Retriever & Ra Koon: What?! Axonn: What’s wrong with that?Ra Koon: You expect us to fly in a ship held together by snot?!Axonn: Why wouldn’t you?Commander Cookie Retriever: It’s not gonna last a minute held together by snot!Axonn: Yes it will. It’s connected in a bunch of places.Ra Koon: Well I am NOT going to fly in something held together by yucky snot!Axonn: What’s yucky about it?Ra Koon: What do you mean “what’s yucky about it?” Everything!Commander Cookie Retriever: Looks like we’re stuck here after all. *goes back inside accompanied by Ra*Axonn: I guess they like their studs facing upwards.Back near the Great Devourer, a few minutes later.Hydraxon: Yes! I shall be in power now! Once I got the Great Devourer, making this house my empire was a piece of cake!Pohatu, feed my Great Devourer!Pohatu: What does your Great Consumer like, oh Great Hydraxon?Hydraxon: Consumer goods, obviously!Pohatu: How about this really wet cut up watermelon? *feeds the Great Devourer some really wet cut up watermelon*Hydraxon: No no no no no no!!!Pohatu: What is thy problem, Great Hydraxon?Hydraxon: My- my Great Devourer! He’s dying! Great Devourer: *stops working*Pohatu: Woo hoo! The Great Devourer thing doesn’t work any more! Hydraxon: But I am still in power, right?!Maxilos: N o y o u a r e n o t . I t h r o w y o u o u t w i n d o w n o w . *grabs Hydraxon and throws him out the window.*Onua: I guess I’m in power now. Pohatu: And what will you change?Onua: I command you to tear down this house and see if there is anything interesting in the ground underneath it.Pohatu: No chance. Go join Hydraxon outside. I’m in command now. *throws Onua out the window*Pohatu: Now, since I am in command, my first order will be to Nuparu. Nuparu, tear this Great Devourer machine apart and tell me what exactly it is.Nuparu: It appears to be a standard vacuum cleaner with red eyes painted on. Pohatu: A vacuum cleaner? Is it still functional?Nuparu: Nope. The water in the watermelon kind of ruined it.Pohatu: Then give it to Meltdown. He likes garbage.End of chapter 14Words: 761