Soran

Good, good! What about you? What do you think of BZP's new look?

I'm doing fine. Figured I'd check back on things. I think the new look is neat.

What in the heck?

Oh my gosh, Soran lives! Welcome back! 

Howdy.

Then I guess I'll just support you through politics.

Seriously? How is this going down?

Can I get uhhhhhhh boneless comic

Dang I for one support our new Soran overlord.

You too, Takanuva! :D

*gets beaten up by Soran's cult mafia*

Jingle jangle.

And I'm the rain.

And I'm walking on sunshine.

Whoa-oh!

Ladybugs bring luck! (or so they say)

Maybe their luck might help you find the ladies you're looking for.

Anyway, this reminds me of a very awkward song I happened to hear some months ago, 'Lady Bug' by Bumblebee Unlimited. I thought it might suit your situation.

They keeps ants away, for the most part. They do smell awful sometimes, though.

I hope reinforcements will be pun-ctual.

Ow Arz

Keeping it real whilst pouring lemon juice and vinegar on the open wound

sounds like a tasty cocktail to me

Sounds like a painful yet strangly enjoyable experience in retrospect to me.

Thanks

I should change it back to the old one though, Halloween was almost a week ago.

On the left of my monitor there's a water bottle. A very interesting one actually.

...I can't seem to look away anymore.

Better call an amber-lamps, sonny.

I could send Aquaman. Idk how much help he can be tho.

Got trouble? Pinkie toes enflamed?

Call 1-131-GHIDORA.

(rip Soran's comics)

Spoopy

;~;

And just as he came back

u back from ur break yet?

Technically. I decided to post a comic since I came up with one but I still don't have enough time to reasonably hang around the site.

Noooo why

Don't have enough time to work on the comics, and I don't post or do really anything else on here.

We don't mind the comics shortage, or the lack of posting. We just like you, pal.

Lonk was

In Super Smesh Brahs

(I'm serious, this is a thing. Go look it up)

Irony.

Well these statuses themselves, I mean, they're PERFECTLY long enough. One time there was somebody who was typing, okay, on his own status, and he said he ran out of character space! What a ridiculous concept! As IF you could have so much to say about any given topic as to suck up that much space! The statuses are basically INFINITE!! The idea that they can even run out of space at all is absurd to the highest degree, and let's not forget about all the people who j...

I hate character limits. They annoy me. :3

Oh, and also Reginald

Who wouldn't want to be named Reginald

Probably someone who's named Reginald

( e_e)

Help! He's falling!

The Fall of Soran.

But if winter starts December 22, fall only lasts 2 months.

If fall starts on September 22.

Fall lasts for 3 months (1/3 September, October, November, 2/3 December). I believe each of the seasons are 3 months. 3 x 4 = 12.

Same here. Then when I think I'm not clever enough I make heads explode with mah eternal facts of eternity.

Well, are we clever by not telling you or no?

No.

Um

I don't see how this would broaden your scope at all

Funny enough, in more or less all of my stories my main character dies xD

Then somehow he comes back to life.

Sounds like Hollywood syndrome. Sacrifice the main character at the end of the movie. Wait, the movie is popular? Yeah, remember when we said he died in the last movie? Yeah, he got better... Anyway, move onto production of movie 2!

I mean like myself IRL I have been through literal (h word) to the point where I have stared death in the face, multiple time. But yet I still live.

^^ Have to agree with Auktam because magic

Sore An. Without the pause of course.

Pretty much "Sore Anne"

Well, technically a tragedy is where the main character dies. A comedy is where they live, although now tragedy just means something awful and saddening and comedy just means amusing funniness.

I can't tell if you were explaining how tragedies have changed throughout history or if you were explaining the wordplay.

Wordplay has had several tragedies throughout history.