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Paleo

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  1. …you're active again. This is good.

  2. "I float like an eagle and sting like an eagle with a scorpion in its mouth." - Stephen Colbert

    1. Makuta Luroka

      Makuta Luroka

      Colbert, Toa of Patriotism

    2. Paleo

      Paleo

      Amen, brother!

  3. "Just tap it tap it in, that's a zinger. And tell me how to poke it on Tuesday."

  4. "Knock yourself out old timer! I'll be KITE SURFING!" - Carl Kasell

  5. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx

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    2. Paleo

      Paleo

      Groucho Marx is an amazing man.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      I also like the book quote.

      I wonder if he ever did get around to reading it...

    4. Mare Tranquillitatis

      Mare Tranquillitatis

      Haha, that's brilliant. Kinda obvious, but that's the nice side of it. Groucho Marx is one of the people that I'd like to have known.

  6. "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace! Where Hydrogen is built into Helium at temperatures of millions of degrees…"

    1. sunflower

      sunflower

      "Yo ho, it's hot

      The sun is not

      A place where we could live

      But here on Earth there'd be no life

      Without the light it gives..."

  7. "Where dancin' to the jailhouse rock…"

  8. 25,000 elephants were killed last year. When will poaching END?!

    1. Unauthorized Autobiography

      Unauthorized Autobiography

      Darn you king of Spain. DARN YOU I SAID!

  9. A dry February?

  10. A little snow!

  11. Amazing image for your "About Me" section.

    1. a goose

      a goose

      Thankyou, I made it myself. =D

  12. Are you a domesticated wolf?

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    2. Paleo

      Paleo

      I gaze of at the horizon and congratulate myself on getting rid of a REALLY WEIRD dog.

    3. Chols

      Chols

      I'M NOT A DOG I'M A BIRDIE LOOK I AM FLYING

    4. Paleo

      Paleo

      Bird, bird, bird is the word.

  13. Are you aware that your personal image changes from your page to you little friend icon?

  14. Baby elephant walk.

  15. Being harassed is not fun.

  16. Billions of blue blistering barnacles!

  17. blub blub blub fishy

  18. Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

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