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Zarohum

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  1. Whenever I eat waffles, I always try to fill every square with syrup. It's sad.

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    2. Zarohum

      Zarohum

      Conspiracy theorist much?

    3. Skarloth

      Skarloth

      No, I'm just not into the 'us being a brain' idea. It is definitely a conspiracy, try taking an anti-depressant, and see if it actually helps to make you feel happier. IMHO, human emotions shouldn't be tampered with by drugs and chemicals, it's not right, and it usually ends in a bad way.

    4. Zarohum

      Zarohum

      Oh, and get this. A bunch of european politicians did a study and concluded that drinking water DOES NOT prevent dehydration. Only pills do.

       

      I wish people would use common sense and realize we've survived 15000 years without pills, cell phones, and other inventions that have been invented purely for the sake of releiving scientists' boredom.

       

      ...I said to my friend half way across the country...

  2. Nicholas Cage is not a vampire, and the fact that some people are stupid enough to believe it makes me feel very sorry for future generations.

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    2. Zarohum
    3. VampireBohrok

      VampireBohrok

      Really, I don't think the "Nic Cage is a vampire" thing should be taken too seriously. It's probably a result of a scene (my brain fails to remember in what film) where Cage is running down a street, manically yelling "I'm a vampire!" over and over again.

      I find it hard to believe that anyone genuinely thinks he is a vampire, I'd say it's just a gag.

    4. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      Lord Darkon likes this status update.

  3. Chapters 4 and 5 of Shadows of Tomorrow are up, in case you care. :P

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    2. LewatheChickenNuggets

      LewatheChickenNuggets

      I haven't got the time to write a review though, will do so soon.

    3. Zarohum

      Zarohum

      Thanks for at least reading it :P

    4. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      When is the next chapter gonna come out?

  4. Awesomesauce is delicious, and goes well with everything

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    2. Stroxx

      Stroxx

      Add some spice of and it will go on it's own too.. everytime!

    3. Zarohum

      Zarohum

      BYPASSING WORD FILTER!!!!! WEE-ooh WEE-ooh!

    4. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      CALL THE COPS, WE GOT A RUNNER! Wait, what?

  5. If Lego REALLY wants to make money on the superheroes theme, they should make Wonder Woman's invisible plane for $20

    1. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      ha i get the joke. although in all reality they could make a invisible plane by using white transparent pieces which would give it a "invisible" feel.

    2. Zarohum
    3. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      I always thought The Invisible Man sets would be awesome... XD

  6. Ok, the world is doomed. I saw a commercial with a my little pony clip.

    1. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      THE END HATH COMETH. THE EMPIRE OF MAN HAS ENDED. BRONIES NOW RULE, CHALLENGED ONLY BY SMALL RESISTANCE GROUPS.

       

      Or not.

    2. Zarohum
    3. Simulacrum
  7. When life gives you lemons, say "Screw you, I wanted guava!"

    1. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      Har-Har. One of my favorite variations is: "When life gives you lemons, be glad that you're one of the few select people in the universe actually physically contacted my the Omni-Potent being called Life." It tends to confuse everyone.

    2. Zarohum
  8. It is an undeniable and may I say fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable.

    1. Elrond of Rivendell

      Elrond of Rivendell

      Who quoted that? It sounds familiar

    2. Zarohum

      Zarohum

      Dr. Church, Red vs Blue

       

  9. I used to be a cripple like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee

    1. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      I used to be a arrow like you. Then I took a adventurer to my knee.

    2. Zarohum
  10. Where's Donut? He's had more screentime than Lopez. :P

  11. ANIMUSIC FOR THE WIN

  12. It is an undeniable and may I say fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable.

  13. I hate your name. Although I'm slightly entertained with the fact that you must lose every time you log in.

  14. Save the cheerleader, save the world ;)

  15. Having fun doing an internet there?

  16. Looking for some 2006 Knights' Kingdom figures.

  17. "The truth is, everyone's gonna hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley

  18. Yo mama so old her last name's Asaurus

  19. Awesomesauce is delicious, and goes well with everything

  20. Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man in a factory downnnnnnnnnnntowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn

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