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  1. Archer Vonn
    granted, but you feel terrible as you realize you're slowly crumbling into a bottomless pit of despair, and that your mother was right, you are a bad child. in your misery, you rob a liquor store to compensate for the fact that you can barely stand to look at yourself in the mirror, and hope that the alcohol makes everything go away. in your trauma, you leave fingerprints on the cash register, only to awaken the next morning to see that the police officer at your house was the same person who's wish you prevented from happening, and he mercilessly beats you. mortified of what you have become, your own family up and abandons you, leaving you to whittle away in a jail cell for the rest of your life, bitter, unloved, and broken. all because of what you did on a forum site.i wish i had skyrim.
  2. Archer Vonn
    but it aint too italian whats upi just saw a pregnant lady on TV and she made me think of a bohrok. so your sig has a green pregnant lady in it.
  3. Archer Vonn
    granted, but you were a hero in russia during the cold war. you've spent the rest of your life being hated and having garbage thrown at you for murdering fourteen million americans.i wish spellcheck would cut me some slack.
  4. Archer Vonn
    i clean up, i clean up, i clean up shawty i clean upcuz it all must be clean
  5. Archer Vonn
    i love bohrok. i want one as a pet. just saying.
  6. Archer Vonn
    granted, but you realized you had out grown it and it was terrible anyways.i wish i had something to do today.
  7. Archer Vonn
    granted, but you can't turn it off and you just BURNED A HOLE THROUGH THE ONLY WOMAN WHO COULD EVER LOVE YOU AS I HAVE LOVED YO- nvmi wish i had more dr. pepper.
  8. Archer Vonn
    or maybe nobody knows what your show is.
  9. Archer Vonn
    fortunately, the t-rex is smaller than the average bear and simply skateboards on the car.unfortunately, the change is air pressure on the roof creates a vacuum which sucks the face off the driver, revealing he is actually skeletor and he is here to destroy us all.
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    granted, but you ate it and got salmonella.i wish i could undo that corny-*** joke
  11. Archer Vonn
    whuddup fellow people with spartan helmets,favourite main series campaign? talking about CE, 2, and 3, here. me and my buddy played through a couple levels of 3 today n got into a discussion. halo CE had the strong plot, halo 2 had the complexity and the scale, whereas halo 3 just had the raw emotion. we didn't count reach or odst in our discussion since neither had any sort of continuity to them. kinda like asking which movie out of hope, empire, jedi, and the clone wars movie were best.personally, i liked halo 3 the best. level design was strongest (six years later, there better be ten maps for ten levels.), gameplay was tighest, but ultimately that emotion that i mentioend earlier was what clinched it. the relationship between cortana and the chief was fleshed out and it created, what i think, is what is arguably the most adorable video game relationship ever, but it also had themes of brotherhood and justice. the fight that had six years of build up climaxed into what was just a very powerful journey.
  12. Archer Vonn
    granted, but people threw garbage at you because they actually do like me.i wish i had a garbage proof forcefield that was always on
  13. Archer Vonn
    granted, but everybody threw garbage at you because you're talking about mothers on the internet.i wish pretty people were nicer.
  14. Archer Vonn
    granted, but everybody threw garabge at you for making me translate that.granted, but everybody threw garbage at you for having me translate that then you ninja'ing me without translating it at all. ya punk.i wish i wasn't crazy
  15. Archer Vonn
    granted, but shortly after you wish you hadn't met old gregg.i wish my friggin cat would stop marching on my stomach
  16. Archer Vonn
    still technically moving.oh god! a cement barrier preventing the car from descending has appeared underneath it!
  17. Archer Vonn
    granted, but they're far too small to work and you look very, very silly with wings that don't work.the kids at school shall call you 'chicken boy'i wish i could violently tear a piece of toast to shreds and have a wonderful time doing it.
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    i refuse to look at GLaDOS.she is not a nice lady.
  19. Archer Vonn
    hipsters.you fancy?
  20. Archer Vonn
    granted, but your son destroyed the universe LOL jk i knew how to prevent thati wish people would stop calling me luigi.
  21. Archer Vonn
    something looks really off on that girl. dunno what.
  22. Archer Vonn
    road trip! road trip!wait, what do you mean there's no transportation over land?
  23. Archer Vonn
    two things.one, your banner doesn't make any sense.two, that ad that immediately popped up under that is only remotely interesting.actually i lied, three things, thank you for helping continuing the conversation.~prior to working for lego, greg was a part of an arts group called west end games. they released a star wars RPG back in the 80s and later a space opera game called shatterzone. the river of gods was part of that continuum, telling the story of basically the company's own version of star wars. a better question is to look up what shatterzone is, not what the river of god is.
  24. Archer Vonn
    granted, but takua's body turned back to red.i wish i knew everything, including how to not go insane from knowing everything and how to prevent any nonsensical mishaps occuring from knowing everything.
  25. Archer Vonn
    fortunately, a convenient swarm of zubat appear (as it turns out, there was a cave about five hundred feet down the mountain) and carried it back to safety!oh no! the zubat are using leech life to drain the car of fuel!
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