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tahukan

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  1. Pictured: Stranger Things 2, Episode 7 'The Spy'.
  2. Granted, enjoy your love of gum stuck to shoes. I wish the world could get a grip on things.
  3. I was so upset when I found out all of the protectors had the same masks.
  4. Granted, anything you touch with your hands turns into uranium. I wish I was able to name my Patreon tiers easily.
  5. I don't think you're supposed to button trenchcoats that tight.
  6. Granted, you get mistaken for a homeless man however because it grows wayyyy too long. I wish for some cash.
  7. Granted, your girlfriend is Weeaboo Jones. I wish to be told a secret.
  8. Out comes earrape(Can I say that?) In goes demons and ghouls.
  9. Granted, your mouth gets smashed instead. I wish for some quality sledgehammers.
  10. Very much want to know the origin of that glorious name.
  11. Granted, you have an illegal pet piranha. I wish for Michael Bay to stop making movies. This the most brutal wish corruption I've ever seen.
  12. Granted, you have 70k yen. I wish I could live happily.
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