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Somewhere on BZPower, the guy who created the visuals is laughing. That or he has no clue about Bionicle. Either way, what does it matter?

The did? Still, they don't compare to SU.

I once found multiple packs of routchuka (how the heck is that supposed to spelled, are you kidding me?!) spinners at a creepy strip mall corner shop. I am honestly surprised that I survived. I also got a Keetohngu at a garage sale, boxed, for $2. She told me, much to my displeasure, that she had sold the original Toa and Bohrok the previous day. Even though I have them now, I can't help but feel disappointed.

HAHAHA no. Also, you're on Instagram right?

0/5 im not supposed to talk to strangers

So, I was browsing the wayback machine recently, and I thought Why don't I go back to Cartoon Network and find some old Bionicle ads. This was the result. I think that that about wraps this up for me, has anyone else ever done this?

Like text? Not the most exciting sig...

SARDONYX IS COMING

I am horribly offended by the cheap organ background music.

Maybe this is just me, but has anyone else ever had a really hard time disassembling Bionicle sets, and too an extent, Lego sets? I've always had this trouble really, though I found myself thinking about it again recently when I was disassembling my Bionicle characters and putting them into their reapictive boxes and bins. I swear that I have never experienced so much pain in my thumb in my entire life. The trouble typically is in pre-ccbs sets/pieces (which, on an unrelated note, I have grown rather fond of) and is centered around axles. If I didn't have teeth, I would not be able to take these sets apart (without plyers, of course), and, at any rate, both damage the pieces!

This has gotten old now.

Hillary Clinton

I was thinking, when Rose and Pearl fused, wouldn't Rose know why Pearl was really fusing with her; to make Greg jealous, seeing as how their minds were also fused?

1. Garnet, a fusion of two Gems named Sapphire and Ruby, stated that after you fuse, you become more than the sum of your parts, that your old names may as well be your right arm and your left arm. 2. While no actual limit has been set, the biggest Gem to date is the fusion of Garnet (Sapphire and Ruby), Pearl, Amethyst, and Rose Quartz. While not seen in show, the Crystal Temple depicts them.

In Bionicle, the powers of the Toa are linked to their Kanohi, and they can fuse. In Steven Universe, Gems can fuse (Rainbow Quartz, Garnet ), and they are sentient polymorphic rocks (their minds are in their Gems, and their bodies are illusions, Takanuva anyone?) Just an interesting observation.

I'll never understand why all of this speculating always happens. A) most of the time, they are tiny details, and B) the story writers themselves didn't bother explaining (or probably even thinking about them), so why speculate on something which has absolutely no backing in the story? I suppose, theoretically, if Bionicle was real, this would apply, but that is like trying to explain the magic in the Lord of the Rings.

Oh. My.GOD. Well, seeing as how this is the closet thing to Portal 3 that we're going to get, I'm sold. Also, someone really needs to Photoshop GabeN's face onto Chell at the end as another Steam Sale promo.

5/5 I mean, seriously, who doesn't know you here?

~That's a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie~ Anyways, Steven and the Stevens is life. So, what exactly is the deal with Rose and Steven? Why exactly did she give up her physical form for him? Also Just Lion Things made my year: http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

...maybe it just sounded cool...

Well, you can try to contact them, but I wasn't ever able to find any of them. I tried contacting Templar from every source I could find, even finding the still online original website