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Makuta Miras

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  1. I put my hand up your nose and pull your brains out. My mask.
  2. The MTG is strong with this one.

  3. >insert generic christmas greeting here

  4. A lesser-known aspect of the legend of Santa Claus is his periodic transformation into a werewolf. Once, way, way back during the 1600s, when superstition ran rampant, Claus- known in that time by the name of Saint Nicholas- was delivering presents on Christmas Eve. All was going well; he was running ahead of schedule, and took that extra time to have a quick rest on the outskirts of a small village, deep in the heart of the Scottish countryside. That was when it happened. All of a sudden, presumably enticed to attack by the smell of Claus' reindeer, a wolf sprang out of the darkness. Killing most of the reindeer, the wolf severely injured Claus, leaving him with a number of ugly scars along the left side of his body- and a curse that would last forever. Father Christmas had become a werewolf. Every thirteen years, from then on, he would transform whilst in the midst of delivering presents on Christmas Eve, slaughtering a number of children while they slept. This is where the name "Santa Claus" comes from: the massive claw marks engraved in the walls of the bedrooms of the children massacred by the Were-Santa. Eventually, Claus withdrew into a shell in the 1800s, leaving it to parents to act in his stead whilst he lay trembling in a reinforced room at the North Pole, waiting in agony for the horrific transformation that would befall him. What can I say? It's Christmas, and I felt like I had to make it some kind of creepy. By the way, this is my Secret Santa present for Vrokorta; Merry Christmas! Comments, Criticism and random Christmas songs welcome.
  5. Or, who knows- I might do a Darth Maul and come back as rampant fanservice.
  6. Why is nobody talking about The Force Awakens?
  7. Really, don't open the spoilers unless you don't care about Star Wars VII. My mask.
  8. I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
  9. i will lynch all of you using my cold, innocent little corpse
  10. I vote Xaeraz, since smashing someone's face into a painting feels like something he would do.
  11. Well, if Icarax wanted, he could probably use the village for an assignment or something; testing the students on their ability to capture a village without completely destroying it or something along those lines?
  12. Because clearing forest takes time and hard work. While, yes, Rahkshi are super-strong to some degree, it would make sense that the durability of the MU trees is upscaled to match.
  13. Seeing TFA tomorrow. EXCITEMENT

  14. Bear in mind, though, that there's a forest nearby- it'd probably be pretty easy to chop down some trees for the wood to rebuild. Acinaces might be interested in doing that as well, by the way.
  15. Spot number 827.UR FAEC, please.
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