The Undertaken

San Diego

I have no idea what that is TPBM is reading this on a mobile device

Shelek

DECAPITATION! my mask

I pull out a candle to melt the end of the frayed rope, trapping you inside. I then take ownership of the rope and all its contents. My mask and over-sized, formerly frayed rope

I write a scathing review of said play! my mask

granted, but you waste them all on things that ended up making your life noticeably less enjoyable. I wish for a cupcake,, a vanilla cupcake with red icing

Out comes something that should really have been censored. In goes some fries/chips

"Traitors! Mutineers! I ought to have yo walk the plank for that!" Having been driven insane by the horror unleash upon me and my multiple deaths, I lurch back to the present. The only thing left of my shattered psyche is the desire for revenge against my velociraptor crew and the manic desire for the mask. So business as usual. In my frantic state I accidentally run over you and somehow end up with the mask. My mask

I commission a time machine and use it to prevent the end of time and to switch out the mask that Triclops-Echo stole. I then start travelling through time with a band of pirate velociraptors. My mask and dinosaur-time-pirates

Huh, didn't mean to do that. Either way, I blast you with an EMP weapon made from imagination, creativity, and a whole lot of duct-tape. It disables your temp. robot body and I take the mask from you, leave the factory, and watch as it returns to nonexistence. My mask

I get bored of non-existence and force myself into existence through Onaku's powers. I then proceed to suplex you into the nearest nothing and steal the mask. My mask

Arkensaw

Oh it very well might have been. Got a bit of canon lockout and whatnot. That said I am not against having a complicated story, not one bit.

I use my amazing bird-wrangling skills to stop your gukko half way there, steal the bird and mask, and fly off into the sunset. M mask and gukko-bird

Actually an odd species of parasitic bird who use their interesting vocal talents and colourations to attract larger prey. Once lulled into a sense of security they attack, killing their owner and using them as a puppet and using their vocal skills to provide their voice. Tim Hortons

I turn myself into a giant van der graaf generator and chase you with a massive buildup of static electricity. I zap you causing you severe mild stinging, allowing me to take the mask from you. My mask

Developed as a plot by Italian bakers to make everyone more okay with eating intestines, which would then be used to turn the general populous into zombies as part of an elaborate world domination scheme. Ice cream

Well those animations are looking great! Can't wait to see them in game.

More or less accurate depictions of Japanese history, long suppressed by the government to hide the truth. This truth being that Japan had powerful living weapons at the disposal of ten year old's, all of which were forgotten about when WW2 happened. Acne

Fortunately I was part of the 93% under your control. Already being a mindless drone your control made no difference and I bided my time, preparing a weapon that would cleanse this world of your control, and of that pesky owl infestation. I unleash said weapon, creating a blast so glorious all who were caught in the blast became one with true awesomeness! For you see, my weapon was non other than the power of ROCK! My mask and glorious rock apocalypse

Started Mass Effect 1 again, I fully intend to finish the entire series with one continuous character. Also played the first few minutes of Hydrophobia: Prophecy, which was going for only a few cents at the time. I feel kind of meh about it so far.

Are actually all girls! Also the guys, the guys on tumblr are also girls. Pizza Hut

I got into the story around when the Bohrok were coming out. Starting the comics from there wasn't so bad, though the Toa all wearing golden masks was odd to me at the time I just thought that it was due to them using them so much or some mark of experience. I was able to follow along fairly regularly until the Metru Nui year when my Lego Club subscription expired, at which point my understanding of the story got a bit more spotty, though the comics being moved online did help. I've still yet to read all the Adventures books but I could sort of figure out what happened from the comics and movies. '06 was when it all fell apart for me, I was able to get the first couple of books, but I couldn't find the comics anymore and towards the end of the year I had no clue as to what was going on. The only info I had was from my best friend who lived on the other side of town who still got the comics, so I saw bits and pieces here and there. By the end of the Karda Nui year I had very little idea as to what was going on, people were mentioning characters whom I suspected were important but I had no clue as to who they were. (I only knew about Helryx, Tren Krom and Matoro's death from the wiki!) '09 could have been good, but there was very little story that I could find at that point(whereas '01-'03 had a ton of easily accessible stuff) I'm still catching up on the story, and as the books are nigh-impossible to find now...

There were a lot of potentially interesting characters that kind of faded into the background, which kind of sucked. I wouldn't mind having seen more of the Chronicler's Company, especially Kapura. There may have been others, but I'm not as well read on the later years.