Lip McKalmah

...I thought wrap-up meant wrap-up, like cut it right now so we can keep moving, so I made my one post months ago pretty conclusive and now it'd be awkward to pick it back up.

 I might pick it back up if it's utterly certain we're not wrapping up just yet.

[btw any help explaining my boss? should I make them a new character or sth?]

Epena.

Don't care much about the first movie and probably won't care much about this one. I'll watch it eventually, of course, but it's not something I'm looking forward to in particular. It'll be fun seeing how they dub all the songs though.

Regarding the sets, those felt elements make me very curious, and the minifigs appear to be modular which is good (I insist, individual Simpsons head moulds were a terrible mistake). If I were to get any, I'd get the Techno Reef, cuz that minifig looks sweet and there's a lot of purple.  p u r p l e . . .

Subterranean Worm.

[it's an image >:P]

Nuhvok-Kal.

Yeah, being dead's juuuust fine...

...

A bunch of violent noises starts reaching my ears. Annoyed, I open my eyes to see I'm not in the middle of oblivion anymore. With a glance I locate everybody: noble Laval, tactical mastermind Alexander, evil genius Botar, increasingly dry jello... and Downfall. The way he returns my glance tells me he's behind my return... There's an uncanny amount of Olmak lying around, and an unconscious (dead?) Bo-Matoran on the floor that I cannot identify. I kinda wish I were him...

I decide to look out the window. KARDAS DRAGON is there, how surprising, only now he looks like an entire village of edgy pre-teens went Arts & Crafts on him.

"Where are we going now?", I ask, but nobody seems to listen. So I sit down in the same corner I woke up in, and take a nap.

 A robot who may or may not be in disguise.

Ussanui.

[come on guys let's keep the magic of images alive]

I was hiding behind the benches. I didn't get on the ship. With the cataclysm raining down, the entirety of Linkin Park's "A Thousand Suns" started playing in my head.

45 minutes later, I am dead.

Floating in the middle of oblivion, I only pronounce one line:

"tee-hee!"

Yeah, I've noticed all the miscolourings too, like I get it that they were on a schedule and these toys are way too greebly, but since we can make it better now that there's no schedule, I see no reason not to try!

I'd definitely love to help, if there was anything I could do...

 Shadow Stealer.

IC: Vrokdann - The Aquarium [Aqua Magna]

"..."

-...-

"Don't you feel there's something we should've done already?"

-Eh, maybe not... oh!-

Three harpoons darted in the creature's general direction: one hit the same side as the original one; one ricocheted off its jaws, making it roar in annoyance; one missed. Never did its eyes stop glowing.

-Boss needs some target practice, huh?-

"I don't know, Drendakk, there's something weird going on here..."

-Weird indeed, yes...-

Finally, the creature fired a whitish-red beam from it three eyes towards the ship. It was confoundingly slow, especially for a beam.

"Could that possibly do any damage?"

-Well... considering Boss didn't show us the escape pods, I think I'd much rather hope it doesn't...-

With the Slowest Beam in the Universe heading somewhere around the ship, the creature started shaking off the two harpoons, probably attempting to leave.

OOC: I am alive!

Amaja-Nui.

 While the Battle of the Century ft. Mighty Convergence takes place, I sit thoughtfully, wondering just how to continue my RP posts.

 I look to the ground, and one thing catches my eye among the charred randomness...

...it's a marshmallow. A pure, white, lonely marshmallow survivor. And it inspires me.

 From among the forces of fiction I draw my Stupid Blue Girl again, and with the marshmallow as our guide...

...we go help Valendale and Downfall with their paperwork!

Nektann.

IC [Luntep - the Wagon's Rest - Po-Koro]:

There wasn't much in Luntep's mind right now. He had been thinking, and toiling, and thinking more and more... Aimlessly, hopelessly, for months. The sound of Mahi was his only constant. And now, for the first time since he left Onu-Koro, he had interacted with somebody who actually seemed to care for his existence.

 He put down that foul sack of feed, and took a seat. Staring at his spiky interlocutor's unexplainable grin, he spoke, without thinking it twice.

"That would be good."

 He was still here. This was his life. It was not good, and it would not change soon. But that was okay.

 He was happy.

OOC: I am very confused.

BTW Luntep's pal is Zekev.

 I make KARDAS DRAGON a customised drawing, make him pay in advance, and put too much of my own personal vision into it, ignoring his original intent!

Hagah Plasma Cannon.

 Great Rescue.

IC: Vrokdann - The Aquarium [Aqua Magna]

The painful creature was swimming steadily, in a straight line. It'd eventually intersect with the ship.

"Heh, what if our boss gets eaten?"

-Don't say that!-

Suddenly she noticed a sharp tip firing from below her towards the thing. The ship's harpoon.

-Oh, dear.-

She turned around on a whim to avoid seeing the hit. Strange, since she adored violence.

When she turned back, she saw the creature punctured on one side, but it didn't look any more painful than before.

"Huh? It barely hurt it..."

-Phew! Guess its skin's like, real thick.-

"That or it's real dumb, so it doesn't feel pain."

 The creature turned to stare in the ship's direction, it looked up to Vrokdann.

"Uhh..."

-You know, about our boss...-

The creature lowered its sight, to where Waveahk would probably be. Its eyes started glowing.

-I think it'd be fun, though.-

Red Star.

 Huh. Who'd guess the key to killing it was a Thwomp, every legion in history, the last couple seasons of GoT, nullified mushrooms, pretty cake, headpats, counseling, and Charlotte's singing...

 ...wanna go get some shawarma?

 Some anime-ish girl, very cool-looking if I say so myself.

 Some anime-ish girl, very cool-looking if I say so myself.

Well, this has escalated quite noticeably, hasn't it? I'll have to bring one of my latest acquisitions in the reference dept.

*sigh* I'm gonna regret this...

 Unfazed by the mayhem, I pull up a decent mid-00s flip phone and drop a line to my friend over at Clamburg.

[phone call redacted for brevity]

She'll be here soon.

[travel time from Clamburg to wherever we are redacted for brevity]

A blue Adobe Flash-animated girl gets off a cab, notices KARDAS DRAGON, runs straight at it stupidly dodging all danger, and starts singing a sickeningly adorable song about dragons, complete with Adobe Flash-animated visuals.