Kaleidoscope Tekulo

No, scheming looks different. That's definitely plotting.

This has been quite educational and I for one am glad that I am learning new things.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU APPOINTED AN AVERAGE JOE EARTH DUDE AS ONE OF THE REGION'S MOST IMPORTANT POLITICAL POSITIONS. IT'S NOT LIKE KELOTU HAS DONE THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE, OKAY?!

I'M SORRY, I'M OUTSIDE OF THE AC RIGHT NOW AND I FORGOT TO DO IT BEFORE I LEFT!

"Hmm... I think I may have possibly screwed up on something big time. I hope the consequences aren't too dire," he told himself optimistically.

Apparently I have questionable taste in pizza. Possibly in everything.

Don't tempt me, folks. I will mix green tea and coffee in the same mug and drink it just to spite y'all.

HOW DID I MISS THIS BLOG ENTRY I AM TERRIBLE OH MY GLOB But I'm totes happy for you two!♡

Before this game ends there had better be a canon slumber party in one of the episodes.

I have the Mask of dorks. All it seems to be able to do so far is summon Josh for some reason.

Dibs on Mask of Cuisine

Well normally I use Bread Flour as is purchased at a local grocery store. Unfortunately I was out and substituted all purpose flour, which doesn't develop as much gluten. This bread was a milk bread so I boiled the milk ahead of time to destroy an enzyme that hinders gluten development in the bread. Other ingredients were yeast, sugar, egg, butter and salt. Once the milk had cooled to the point where it could be touched without causing discomfort, I used some of it to bloom the yeast. Once the yeast was bloomed, I added all of the ingredients into a mixing bowl and kneaded the dough together. This is called the straight dough method for mixing bread dough. The dough was then kneaded for fifteen minutes by hand as I do not have a proper mixer that works for bread doughs. This is done by pushing with the palm of the hand, pulling the dough back and then rotating the dough 90 degrees and repeating. Once the dough had developed a gluten window (which is found by taking a small piece of the dough and stretching it), I covered it with some non stick spray and plastic wrap, leaving a few corners uncovered so the dough could breathe. I then let the dough ferment for 90 minutes. After that time had passed, I punched the dough down and shaped it into single knot buns and single loop buns. In a professional kitchen the dough portions would normally be measured out, but I'm a lazy baker at home so I went by feel. Once the dough was shaped and placed on baking racks, I let them proof in the oven for about ten to fifteen minutes, while another oven was preheated to 425 degrees Fahrenheit. Once they were done proofing, I brushed the rolls with an egg wash and let them bake for five minutes until they just started to turn golden brown. After that, I rotated the trays 180 degrees and continued baking for another six minutes, until golden brown. Rotating the trays ensures that the bread bakes evenly. Once they were done I pulled them out to cool on the counter lined with hot pads. The way these rolls taste are ever so slightly sweet with a somewhat rich, buttery flavor. Though I felt the use of All Purpose flour did effect the quality of the bread, making it a bit lighter and possibly altering the overall flavor. The scent of yeast is present in the most wonderful way for homemade bread.

Oh yeah, I saw an ad for this when I saw the new Yu-Gi-Oh movie. Sounds neat. I might check it out.

DRAW ALL THE THINGS! -five seconds later- THIS WAS A MISTAKE!

Well the first movie was pretty much golden in my opinion. I kinda lost interest after the second one. I'm honestly not looking forward to this one.

Unfortunately I didn't get to see the big game. My parents were using the TV and watching movies so I missed out on the Puppy Bowl. I could watch a rerun or some videos, but it's just not as thrilling as watching it live. So I spent the day baking bread, reading Phoenix Wright manga, gabbing about gay stuff with friends, etc. By the time the soccer/hockey/lacrosse thing was going down, I was in the other room starting a rewatch of Yuri on Ice. Outside of my parents being super noisy about people moving a ball around, it was a nice day all in all.

Oh good, we needed a goat sacrifice for episode 3.

Like how in one game I destroyed entire villages in order to buy the real estate to make money or how I was salty for not being able to join Team Rocket and move up in their ranks from the inside and eventually overthrow Giovanni and use my network of grunts to take over the Kanto region up to and including the Pokemon League. Games, man. Good times.

I know, right? Earth swag may be trans purple, but it's still no Jungle swag.

I blame myself for not using enough swag. I should always use my swag.

Geez, so many people are invested in this game and its characters. I can't wait to see everything blow up in their faces.

I hab saved Hydrool.

All of my nudity is canon.Stupid Sexy Josh...