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  1. I love poutine so much. It is basically the nectar of the Canadian gods.
  2. NAK NAK IRON MAN NAKANAKANAKANAKA IRON MAN. ALSO PEPPER.

  3. REALLY AWESOME. dId u know that iron man is tony stark's dad??? (a guy said that as we were walking into the movie theater and he left it with his friends)
  4. You have got to be kidding me.
  5. [Maddison]: Add Sigma lens to your TOOL CACHEAw man, that'd be sweet but you can’t! Your tool is set to 1/2 POLEKIND. Right now you're using a BROKEN POLE VAULTING POLE. Using POLEKIND is nice, because you can use almost any POLE or POLE-like object. Though, it is kind of awkward that POLEKIND includes POLISH people. Whoever designed that little hidden pun just needs to get out right now.[Maddison]: Open that box!It is Minisix! He is…just as odd as he was when you got the box with him in the mail. You don’t really get it, to be honest. Yes, Bulltop is a good friend when he’s not being all weird and all, and you appreciate the sentiment, but this thing kind of gives you the creeps. Maybe you can improve him with a little GIF action? Glitter makes everything better.You put the Minisix back in the box where it belongs.[Maddison]: Captchalogue TrophyYou pull out your COIN PURSE MODUS. It's a nifty little modus that isn't frustrating in the least bit! Everything is captchalogued by counting up the change you have and assigning that object the value your coins add up to. To retrieve it you have to pay the exact toll. Your favorite part of your coin purse modus is that it takes Canadian coins! In theory, you could have an infinite number of things, provided you had enough change. You see a few open slots, and count up your change. Looks like the trophy is now worth 17 cents with a dime, a nickel, and two pennies.[Maddison]: Glitter up the kitchen.As FABULOUS as glitter is, you try to keep all foreign contaminants out of your food preparation area. Food safety is everybody's business![Maddison]::::Oh.[Maddison]::::Hey...Minisix...[Maddison]::::This dumb little guy just can't stay put. Maybe putting it in your MODUS will keep him out of your hair.[Maddison]: Play with the undeniable superior building toy. And by that, I mean the Lincoln Logs of course.LINCOLN LOGSSSSSSSSS!!!!![Maddison]: Take some pictures!Hmm, maybe! You might grab your camera in a bit and take it outside. Your BUNNY, Burnie Bunns, is still missing, and the fact that you weren't covered in thrown silverware when you woke up is worrying. He might be on the deck. He loves the salty air.[Maddison]: Recall how you came to be...wherever here is.You really don't want to. Thinking about the past is just gonna slow you down. After all...[Maddison]: You Gotta Go Fast!
  6. [Maddison]: Inspect the giant floating 6's.OH. Looks like in your poster frenzy, you completely missed that Bulltop was messaging you.How unfortunate. [Maddison]:::: [Maddison]: Contact MMOk! [Maddison]: Progress plot.Surprise surprise, no response. It's not just Hannah though - nobody's answered you for weeks! Nobody except Brian. What a gentleman! You made him a sweet new GIF that you know he'll really love as a thank you. [Maddison]::::Except you have to wait because it doesn't look like he's online right now. You spend a few minutes getting VERY IMPORTANT THINGS DONE waiting for him. [Maddison]::::And there he is!You happily present the amazing gift in a CONVERSATION WE'VE ALREADY SEEN.. For some vague reason you feel like something important has been accomplished. Pats on the back for everyone! [Maddison]: TURN IT UPAw yeah. That last one was pretty good. But you know it's time to TURN IT UP.You don't ever settle for just good enough! You need to slam dunk the funk while the gif grill is hot. Tik Tok gurrl, clock's a clickin! [Maddison]: Create masterpieceIt's beautiful. You can't wait to show Brian. [Maddison]::::...Oh. Well that's depressing. This computer's just bringin you down, time to get back to shenanigans.
  7. Mr. Tea. "I pity the fool who don't enjoy my tea!"
  8. [Maddison]: Check your pet of the caged kindHe doesn't seem to be in his cage right now. You wonder where he could have scurried off to.[Maddison]: Start being productive at something.NO. You are going to...[Maddison]: GLITTER EVERYTHINGYou are now Kesha! You think your bottle of Jack is in the bathroom, since that is the only place to keep bottles of Jack![Maddison]: Examine ALL the posters!There are an obscene number of things on your walls. You are going to examine ALL OF IT.You have a ton of running bibs from all sorts of races and track meets you have competed in. You sometimes wonder if there is secret code in the numbers that your subconscious is projecting when you arrange them, but then you snap out of it and realize what a ridiculous idea that is.[Maddison]: Is that a blue spider in the corner?Oh man, Red vs Blue! You just love RvB and the guys at Rooster Teeth. You've been following the series since it started, and sometimes you feel a little silly that you've been following something for 10 years, but then you're like BAM SHOTGUN! and you fill your daily "Kill Grif" quota and you feel a lot more ok about it.[Maddison]: Examine Bunny shrine wallThere are these two sweet rabbit posters over here, but you are pretty sure you can never have enough rabbit posters. One rabbit is made of a finger print,and the other is of a bunch of rabbits on the moon with a girl. You know...you could BE that girl. You are pretty sure you would love hanging out on a planet full of bunnies.[Maddison]::::And here is your Camodile NBA poster! This one is just plain awesome. You don't know why they didn't just call it the CBA, though, for Camodile Basketball Association. NBA just makes no sense at all! Maybe they call it the Nak Basketball Association? They do make a "nak nak nak" noise, and they all have "Nak" in their names, so maybe that's it. You'll have to ask a Camodile next time you're asleep and awake, because you really have no idea. All you know is that Kevin DurNak and LaNakus Aldridge are both really great basketball players![Maddison]::::Here is JAMES VAN DER BEEK during an epic rainbow fight standoff with Kesha. You have no real reason for having this as a poster beyond the fact that you find it funny as punch. Every once in a while, you toss some extra glitter on it for good measure.[Maddison]::::Oh! Oh! and don't forget this amazing Richard Avedon print. You love this photo because of its focus on balance. And don't forget beautiful outer space print by your fridge. Oh! Oh! and on your fridge, you have this AMAZING Lincoln Tron five dollar bill, a green Virgo sign magnet (which you are quite sure has no relation or connection to anything whatsoever and your mind would be kind of blown away if it did but let's be honest, you really doubt a connection like that would happen!), and then you have the BEST THING EVER, which is a colouring book page of LOKI AND THE MAGIC PENCIL. See what he has Thor? HA! HA! HA![Maddison]: Answer the message already!That was a lot of posters! You think you'll just...sit at your desk...for a OH HEY YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.[Maddison]: Inspect gigantic lens in cornerThis is your SIGMA 200-500MM LENS. According to the reviews when you bought it, this lens can SEE THROUGH TIME ITSELF. You haven't been able to test out that feature as much as you would like, because the last time you took it outside to take photos, someone called the cops and a SMALL ARMY showed up because they thought you had a MISSILE LAUNCHER. One time your oven wasn't working and you wanted to make cookies, so you grabbed your lens and USED A FOCUSED SUN BEAM to bake your cookies. Who knew photography equipment could be used for so many other things beyond taking photos![Maddison]: Read intriguing book on counter. [Maddison]:::: [Maddison]:::: This book was sent to you by a good friend after you visited her. She has given you lots of tips on how to do crafty things, which helped you make your Camodile plushes, and she once sent you this slightly strange book filled with all sorts of weird parables that all end in a lesson about not eating puffins. You should never under any circumstance eat puffins. It's a little weird, but it's pretty funny, so you keep it in your kitchen just in case you ever forget its valuable lessons.[Maddison]: Read intriguing book on counter. It also doubles as a place to store the glorious adventures of OH, CANADA, Hannah Kanakanak's latest debut comic series, based on TRUE LIFE EVENTS![Maddison]: Sample comics.
  9. True story, actually. Here are some images I secretly snapped of two BZPower employees handing off some money to a LEGO employee. Is it hush-hush money given before the big announcement? Where is that employee now? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
  10. All I know is one April Fool's engagement later, and I still have people asking me the date of my wedding.
  11. Bricks Cascade had a really good turnout for Bionicle, actually. DeeVee just took way more pictures of it than I did (and his photos should be up soon!) because he was in charge of Bionicle, and I was more interested in photographing the event as a whole and not just focusing on one theme.
  12. [Madison]: Get straight to business and go upstairs[Madison]: Re-enact bizarre dreams....Hmm?[Madison]: What is nak?You have NO idea who "Madison" is. There is no one here by that name and are SO confused you don't even know what to DDo with yourself.[MaDDison]: Slide down staircase on your MATTRESS. You guess that is what you will do with yourself.Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Maddison]::::You sure had to go to a lot of trouble to do that.....Worth it.[Maddison]: Put on new shoes, because you just feel like it. [Maddison]::::The sneakerheads be like"Aw, she got the velcros."[Maddison]::::This isn't really your style[Maddison]::::You think...[Maddison]::::You'll just put them over...[Maddison]::::There.[Maddison]::::Maybe that will make them a little...cooler. 8)[Maddison]::::Why do you even own these shoes.
  13. Your notes said that we shouldn't even try to pose this MOC, but I think I improved it. (except Pat made me pose it normally for convention hours)
  14. [Maddison]: Wake up.You’re already awake. You're ALWAYS awake.ALWAYS.[Maddison]: Pick up curiously head-like object on shelf above bed.Head-like object? That’s a trophy. You have SO MANY TROPHIES.[Maddison]: Fall out of bed into imaginary plush pile.Wheeeeee![Maddison]: Hug NakodilesOk! But what is a Nakodile? You are quite sure something like that has never existed and never will, and quite frankly, you find the notion of them absurd. You do love your Camodiles though! They save your sorry butt all the time when you’re escaping baddies and they are really cute and cuddly.
  15. Nukaya

    sort of a story

    Alex, I would like to take "What is Homestuck" for $500, please. (also that was very nice)
  16. [???]: Wake upNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. You cannot do it. You cannot wake the girl. Do not want. NO.[???]::::Ugh. Now you're just awake here again. Living a double life is exhausting![Tonyfig]: Flirt harderOh God. Nope. Nopenopenopenope. Not this. Again.[???]: Wake Already!Hurgablarhahrharhhrahhahharahhhh. Fine. You're up.[???]: Reveal your name alreadyYour name is ??? ???????, and this is the SWEETEST BLING RAVE EVER.[???]: Seriously.Fine.[Maddison]::::. Your name is MADDISON MORROW. You think that sounds like a great superhero name or something.Today you are extremely excited to be awake. You're kind of always like that. Excited. And awake. Sure, you try to get some shut eye now and then, but every time you close your eyes, you just wake up in another strange, dark world called SINPORT. A world filled with badguys itching to catch you. A world that is most definitely REAL, and anyone who says otherwise INSERT THREAT OF BODILY HARM HEREYou are excited because today is the day you will be receiving a PACKAGE sent by a mysterious FRIEND, on behalf of an even more mysterious BLOCK MANUFACTURING EMPIRE. And in this PACKAGE is a GAME that will change everything, including giving you a chance to finally meet all your friends for realsies! Even if that means some of the butts too.When you're not busy doing athletic stunts on a nasty looking alien world, you spend your time doing athletic stunts here on your regular old human world. Of course, you've long ago learned how important it is to stop and relax sometimes, and that's why you started exploring your ARTISTIC side. You've really found a niche for yourself in PHOTOGRAPHY - capturing the world in a single still moment is something you find intriguing. You have fantasized more than once about slowing down the world around you, if only to zen out and get a moment's rest.Unfortunately life has other plans for you. You have no choice.You just GOTTA GO FAST.You're the lady with the maxed-out ACTION and ENERGY stats, leaving little in the TRANQUILITY or INTROSPECTION areas. If a problem can't be solved by pole-vaulting over it or aggressively REPEAT THREAT OF BODILY HARM HERE, you're likely to keep trying anyway.It should be noted that your high Energy stats are linked with an exceedingly high SNARK proficiency, though you're easily bested by an IGNORANT BUTTFACE attack.Anyway, that's irrelevant. Your naut going to talk abuoy yourself all day! You have the whole world at your disposal. Almost limitless potential. And you know exactly what you want to do with it!
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  19. Yeah, the only reason that is like that is because I don't have any of the headlight bricks in red, since the only two I have are being used for the nose and I wanted to try to hide the grey headlight bricks I am using. If I get some any time soon in red, I am going to replace them, because that gap is bothering me a lot. I seem to have a lot of issues of not having the pieces I need and it is driving me craaaaazy.
  20. Nukaya

    RABBIT

    New MOC! Go check it out!
  21. A month or so ago I bought the plush DUPLO rabbit that LEGO now has for sale because rabbits plus LEGO make a really great, soft, cuddly, cute combo, and turning a brand logo into a tangible plush toy is a great idea on LEGO's part. Then, for Bricks Cascade in a week, I decided to make the DUPLO rabbit out of LEGO as well! I used a bit of white sticker for the eyes, because without it, the rabbit looked kind of dead and soulless and rather creepy.
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