Uncle K.

*destroys enemies with passionatepassionfruit rage*

~Jamie

*dies from amzaingness of edit*

*dies*

~Jamie

MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN?

Dude, obviously not busy enough to reply.

~Jamie

Dude. I wish I had time for Live. But sadly, all I ever get is like, thirty minutes each week that Martin isn't using or stealing my Xbox.

But I love Gears of War, even though I haven't finished it yet.

~Jamie

Some people take this too seriously. Frankin-Kal, chill out.

*tosses apples nonchalantly*

~Jamie

This isn't a freaking RPG.

He can do whatever he wants, and as long as Dokky feels it's fine it's the LAW.

(Besides, Doktor's on OUR team >8D )

*WINS WAR *

~Jamie

Hooziwutzit: toa of thingamabobs, saying you join the closeteers is perfectly fine.

We are the biggest and first group.

We have the girl who had the ides for a second Fruit War, the guy who threw the first volley, and the guy who hosts the battlefield.

NO ONE ELSE CAN BEAT THAT

~Jamie

Dude, Nikira's been captured!

*rushes in after her heroically*

~Jamie

Quick Fruitomech!

To the other bunkers before time runs out!

*time runs out*

Darn.

WAI

*mind asploded in explosion*

*confused*

*decides to help biofruitomech*

*bats away strawberries with limes*

~Jamie

Oh yeah? I made this in notepad!

~Jamie

Quick Nikira! We must scheme!

*infiltrates opposing bunkers with Nikira*

*lights cigar*

*BOOM*

haha we wur far from te exwoshun

~Jamie

So Venomess, what happened?

~Jamie

OHMYGOSH

THATS AMZAING BIOMECH

HOW U DO THAT

~JAMIE

im sory

hugz!

~Jamie

Is it just me, or is Biomech annoying?

*smacked with pulpy crossfire*

~Jamie

Nikira! Let's infiltrate some of the opposing bunkers! Secretly!

*infiltrates*

~Jamie

Can May I draw the Closeteer's Closet/Bunker?

That looks awesome.

My stuff sucks.

Even yer sketches are amazing!

~Jamie

No one is listening to me!

I can't read all the posts

as a whole! That thing on

the right is blocking the

posts! Is there anywhere

else I can view this blog,

or can I get rid of it?

There must ne a cantaloupe stuck in your processor!

~Jamie

*dodges cantaloupe cannon*

*unleashes death upon her enemies*

*everyone dies*

What? Death is a fruit.

~Jamie

*Presents Uncle Krekka with box of blueberries, then dashes off to raid another convoy.*

Huzzah!

*fights with renewed strength*

*Conquers all the other factions*

EDIT: WE WON, ACCORDING TO THE MAP, RIGHT??

~Jamie

*is forgotten*

~Jamie