Uncle K.

You have made enemies with the Closeteers!

Whether intentionally or not.

*throws deadly fruit *

~Jamie

That's MY huzzah.

~Jamie

I said Official faction.

Official factions go in my blog directory.

Although, if you say there's room for one more faction, I'll gladly update my blog.

(because you can always over-complicate things instead of leaving them alone.)

~Jamie

There are no new official factions being accepted.

There are three options to choose from.

1) Make an alliance with an already existing faction and set up a secondary base camp within their limits

2) Join a pre-existing faction (preferably the closeteers)

3) ignore my words and create an unofficial faction that is neither on the map or acknowledged on the official fruit war website (coming soon)

~Jamie

It's funny when people lie to be cool.

Join the Closeteers, and not only get the fullest list of Fruit War information, but also get power privileges.

Such as our unlimited magical fruit arsenal.

*retreats to safety in medical center*

~Jamie

*is forgotten*

FRICKIN IMPORTANT MESSAGE

~Jamie

We have the person who thought of the idea for a second war AND the guy who threw the first fruit AND the guy who hosts the battle.

Can't beat that.

You must choose a side.

The closeteers welcome all.

Come join us and win.

We are leading the war as we speak.

I must go! Until 11!

*dies by citrus*

*reborn*

*hit by fruit*

~Jay

*I am totally changing my name to Aunt K.

Don't worry Niki! I shall change gender and the girls shall outnumber the men!

~Jamie

my server upchucked

Meanwhile I'm forgotten...

Edit: Wait a second! I'm free!

Just say said post.

Hey, where's the Pumpkin Chucker's base?

I'm workin on the member list so you know who to attack and NOT KILL ONE OF YER OWN.

But this Fruit war is organized.

Quick Nikira! Our Captain's been kidnapped! What do we do?

*locks the closet door*

No seriously, you CAN'T COME IN RIGHT NOW.

...

Please?

*grabs TMD and uses him as shield for barrage of fruit and... wait, I don't know WHAT that is, but it's edible!*

Wait, shouldn't recruiting happen in the bunkers, and the war be restricted to Dokky's blog?

I've been hit by so much fruit I can't even post with my deathreaction.

I've set up a map in my blog so we can recruit people to different stations then have the battle here...

*hit by fruit*

*crawls limply back into closet/bunker*

*awaits impending fruit scented doom*

IC: UK continues to hide inside the closet!

OOC: But remember, RPGs aren't allowed in blogs! O:

Strikethrough abbreviation huh?

*laughs as pumpkins bounce off the door*

catz can

Haha we're in a closet! You can't shoot us!

We have a door!

Edit: and oranges

ORANGES OWN YUR SOUL