Uncle K.

*Hit by cherries*

They clash with my blue and white colour scheme!

Now I'm patriotic!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*Jumps in with TMD and Niki*

Grapes aren't too small if you use then as ammo in a subatomic machine gun!

*Does just that*

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BALM*

Oh my gosh! I got fruit chucked at me in my own post!

*ducks and chucks back*

Are kumquats fruit?

Cause they're freakin awesome to say.

It's a fruit if you want it to be a fruit.

*throws kumquat at Uncle Krekka*

*dodges cantaloupes- hit by kumquat*

Let it be known that I was the first Fruit Thrower!

(My NotNikira fad aint over)

I AM THE FRUIT GOD

I STARTED THE WAR

I SHALL END THE-

*hit by crossfire*

I remember the fruit war.

Huzzah! First official fruit thrower!

*throws fruit at Onuki*

Dude, you stole my Huzzah.

NIKIRA STOLE MY HUZZAH

PUNISH HER

I want to see it in color too.

So does my dog.

I have no idea what you look like.

I had a big painted picture up at a 4-H fair, and some of my friends taped papers with messages on the back.

That was cool.

You WILL get blue ribbons, won't you?

Brownies give me unpleasant symptoms.

I'm going to the Ohio State Fair! 8D

ohmygosh ima gonna die!!!!!!

Hooray.

At least you have e-mail privacy.

Martin like, gets to read all my mail before I get it.

Don't EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER share.

Especially when Martin's a psychopath.

But good job on fixing up that problem.

I made the one person I had looked up to my entire life say they never wanted to see me again.

It was a misunderstanding then too, mostly on my part. They may have forgiven me, but there is not a relationship anymore.

This may not be too encouraging, but it's life, and even if it did contribute to my overall persona now, you just have to get over it and hope for better days.

I saw an emu at the zoo once.

I had to restrain my niece from jumping the fence into the emus.

I lost my girlfriend last year over something I did too. And I didn't know it either.

It sucks, because you wish you could of just known. I feel terrible for you.

I want to send you something tomorrow. Not my trade, but just something else.

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, CAUSE SHE IS SMARTER THAN YOU THINK SHE IS

My mom told me to go drown myself in bleach yesterday and gave me a container of laundry detergent.

...

With a straw in it. >_<

That why us multiple-speaking people resort to other languages as often as we can.

I voted that I couldn't care less, but no would be fine for me too.

From what I read in the topic it seemed all the members I respect voted no, and all the seven year olds voted yes. Even if it does favor yes (and it does) don't look in the topic and remain ignorant. By the time it leaks through a badly coded spoiler, it'll be time for you to know anyway.

Bring me some!