I ate a brownish-green goop composed of egg shells, turnip, and Coke after being in a blender.
But really, I ate Coke, Sprite, C Plus, Ketchup, and Gwakamoli Doritos mixed in a cup.
It was a birthday party!!!!
There was food! And drinks! And balloons! And no balloons!
And you won't guess what was at the birthday party!
.....
The birthday kid!