Jonestown Bartender

MAY DEATH COME SWIFTLY TO HIS ENEMIES

Haha, my grandpa who lived in Nazi Germany said this is how things started. As a liberal, mixed-race, bi-sexual, Jewish, socialist I think it may be a good time to think about getting out of the US

I feel like a giddy school girl. One step closer to Universal health care.

I'm not the guy but I think the multiverse is bad,

Not to mention the Droid has a far inferior accelerometer that locks up sometimes and other times will flip the screen for no reason.

It has an aesthetic design not even an industrial engineer could love, the battery door on the back falls off all the time, the dinky little DSi has a better internet browser, no high res on the video site owned by Google and this is running a Google made OS so it should work better, almost every app on it fails; we had to pick up my dad late in a part of town we don't usually go to and told a five star 10,000 times downloaded app to find a pizza place and it took as half way across town to a gas station with no pizza place insight, the keyboard and cursor control doesn't even come up to the standards set by the Blackberry my dad had 10 years ago, it has severe design flaws (IE the optional case literally skins the glued on keys right off the key board)... I could go on but it would take up half a page.

My mom has a droid, it sucks and if the Iphone was on anything other then AT&T I would get on in a heart beat.

It hilarious to watch this go down in flames in one night.

chainsaw machine gun.

Anon writing comedies? This I have to see. -Mesonak I actually used to have a few comedies but they were noobish and got erased in the data wipe and after that I tried writing again but could never get inspired to stick with it.

You guys know what? I'm going to start writing comedies again just for this.

I'd like to join, like you I want a nice CLEAN Bzpower I want a PURE Bzpower. The noob is an inferior Race of Bzper and they must be cleansed from Bzpower! SEIG VAHKI! srsrly tho, you guys are nuts and I want nothing to do with you, in fact I'm thinking of starting something to counter you.

His legs would shrink. Read the book.

Da da da da da da da da da Hey Jude don't let me down You have found her now go and get her Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better So let it out and let it in Hey Jude begin You're waiting for someone to perform with And don't you know that it's just you Hey Jude you'll do The movement you need is on your shoulder Da da da da da da da da da Yeah Hey Jude don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her under your skin Then you'll begin to make it better Better, better, better, better, better, Yeah,Yeah,Yeah da da da da da da da da da da da, Hey Jude! ( 16 times till fade out)

that's your secondary heart silly

I dislike them strongly.

I don't understand the picture at all. I'm okay with this.