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  1. Wrinkledlion X
    I'm going to Medieval Times tomorrow for a school field-trip. We can get extra credit by dressing in Medieval garb, so... I'm going to be a cardinal. I can carry a staff and wear a squid hat. It's going to be fun.
     
    Oh, and speaking of which...
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    Okay, this is short, but...
    Why is everyone misspelling the word "flaming?" Flamming? What's that? Is that like... Flan? 'Cause that's closer to spam, anyways. You know, as they're both food.
     
    But members, please remember:
    One consonant makes a long "A," as in "plate" or "aim."
    Two consonants make a short "A," as in "tag..." Or "flam."

    Remember, you can make a difference. (Using spell check.)
     
     
  3. Wrinkledlion X
    Last Summer, I carved a Mata Nui Stone into my grandparent's backyard in Iceland. (My grandpa encourages any kind of carving, so he liked the idea.) Here are some pictures. Anyways, my grandparents just sent me this email.
     

     
    Oh, also, my name is Gunnar, Amma is Icelandic for "grandmother," and "Bless" means "bye."
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    Gonk. Gonk.

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    I'm joining that random Star Wars fad, just so I can be a Gonk Droid. (You know, the one that looks like a trash can with accordians for legs.) I used to be obsessed with those things.
    I posted in the comments-thing for this entry so that you can all see the gonks.
  7. Wrinkledlion X

    Not Awesome.

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    Okay, I'm apologizing for that last entry.
    That was just stupid on my part. The political part wasn't meant to be there anyways, but I wasn't aware of what constituted toilet humor. The word "poop" in itself doesn't seem innappropriate to me. It wasn't so much what it said that amused me, but where they were saying it, and also how ridiculously out of place it was. (Plus the fact that it got onto TV.)
    On the subject of toilet humor, though, wouldn't this board message be considered toilet humor, too?
    Whether it uses the word "poop" or implies it, I think the effect is the same. 
    Anyways, now to remove the image from Brickshelf...
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    Five Days!

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    Woo-hoo! Only five days until I've been here for four years!
     
    Okay, I don't really have much else to say. However, my theory was referenced by another member in a hot topic. (Albeit with no credit given... )
    Here's my theory:
     
    Now his:
    I'd also like to mention that that is not Mata Nui's symbol. It's the symbol of the Legend of Mata Nui. The Hau is his symbol.
  12. Wrinkledlion X

    Eww...

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    I had a really weird dream last night/this morning.
     
    It began with me on 1700's-1800's style ship. There were huge swells and lightning and thunder, etc., and we found a small row-boat adrift. There were three men in it: a short bald one, a taller balding one, and an average, slightly old one. They claimed to be lost at sea, so we let them onto our ship, but the third man was left alone briefly as he unloaded a large trunk of unknown objects.
     
    Several months passed with no greatly unusual occurrences, although every couple days the first two men would develop strange growths on their arms, legs, and faces that nearly resembled small tumors. The third man had become a recluse who never came out of his quarters. The first two men had taken to wearing old rags, and the third had, on the rare occasions he was seen, been wearing a strange coat and sometimes goggles.
     
    After several weeks, a crewmember was found dead under mysterious circumstances. We soon decided that it was one of the first two men, and they were kept under a close watch. Several days passed, and one excessively stormy night, the two men went berserk. They had apparently cracked under stress, and were now running around the halls attacking people.
     
    We attacked back, shooting and sniping from hidden places. We finally managed to kill them, but soon the third man emerged from his cabin, wearing a strange, form-fitting metal suit. Only his eyes were showing, and he was covered in what looked like needles. I tried to shoot this man, too, but the person I was with stopped me, saying he hadn't yet made a move against us. He began to speak:
     
    "So... I see you've done away with my test subjects. Less work for me, I suppose."
     
    "Test subjects?" I asked.
     
    "Yes. Over the last several years I've been searching for immortality. I'm getting older, but I'm not content to stop living yet."
     
    "What's the metal suit for, though?"
     
    "I have discovered that the key to immortality involves the eradication of lysosomes and the acceleration of regeneration. Lysosomes, you see, break down dead tissue and the gills and webbed fingers you have before birth. They are responsible for old age as well. But if I break down the lysosomes and repair my old age with this regeneration, I will never die of old age! These needles on the outside will inject me with the chemicals I have developed!"
     
    "Then why have those two men tried to kill so many people?"
     
    "They are... Failed experiments. Their strange growths are areas where regeneration went rampant and they actually grew new things... They went insane when the inside of their heads grew and applied pressure to their brains..."
     
    With that, he pulled down on a string hanging from his mask, and the needles immediately plunged into his skin. He gasped and fell over, no doubt from the pain of being injected all over his body. We rushed to help him but he looked up and struck my partner knocking him across the room. I shot him, but it merely bounced off of his metal armor. He tore off his metal suit to reveal a young man where an elderly one had been earlier. The lysosomes had disappeared, and the regeneration had counteracted his age.
     
    The regeneration continued, however, and he began developing blemishes and growths all over. Random body parts began changing, such as his nose lengthening and sagging downwards, his eyes bulging and growing sickly green, and his fingers extending rapidly to a length of a foot or so.
     
    When he had nothing left to regenerate, he began merely generating. Feelers erupted from his body, as did a variety of other limbs. He developed tons of pigment, turning his pale body brown. Soon he began to take on the characteristics of an unborn human: he grew webbing between his elongated fingers, his skin became transparent in a variety of places, etc. He soon even grew the gills of an unborn child, and, struggling to breathe, he raced away and threw himself into the stormy ocean.
     
     
     
    And... Then I woke up. Cool, yes?
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    Pump Organ!

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    Well, something really cool has just happened. You see, we have an old, 1920's cabin across the street. It was sold to us by the Wilson family. We have finished renovating it, and the Wilsons came by and dropped off a pump organ! Apparently it had been in the cabin for some time, but they had removed it because it was their wedding gift. Anywho, now I'm learning to play the pump organ.
     
    MANTIS!
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    School Photo

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    I just did my school registration and had my ID photo taken. I've previously worn a monocle and a mustache, and this time I wore orthodontic headgear. I have to get my scanner working before I can show it to you, but believe me, it's awesome. I look like Hannibal Lector with this thing on.
  20. Wrinkledlion X
    See this?
     

     
    Yeah you do. It's freakin' awesome. I have no idea who the guy is that drew it, but I want it to be Nikila. Because it's awesome.
     
    It bugs me that half the voters in these contests seem to vote purely based on the amount of detail crammed into a drawing... I don't really want my Bionicles (!) to start looking like Transformers, though. The one I just posted is great — Clean and elegant, with a powerful, legendary look that reminds me of the Toa Mata. Brilliant! (And no, no one's paying me for this.) So go out there, guys, and vote for the greatness! GO TEAM!
     
    Anyway, now that the ad's done with, I'd like to discuss something very close to my heart: The color of Lightning Toa. Too many people, I feel, are coloring their Nikilas with dark blue and white, in such a way that their designs don't embody lightning in any real way. You know what's blue and white and full of lightning, though?
     

     
    Boom! Check it.
    People need to do like the Lightning Bug and make their entries' armor all fluorescent and crackling with power.
     
    ...
     
    I wrote this because I've been couped up in the house all day, and I need to let off energy. Perhaps typing something fiery and energetic will help calm me down, I thought. But I thought wrong.
     
    So yeah. Vote for that cool one.
  21. Wrinkledlion X

    Aaagh

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    I'm so disappointed. I just realized that the S&T contest has already ended... I have half of a story written for the Karda Nui category, and I think it really could've won.
     
    Ugh, I'm sad now.
     
    These should really be held over the summer, so that people actually have time to write out stories.
  25. Wrinkledlion X

    Hey Guys

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    My MEAN SIXTEEN summary:
     
    Monday- Day before birthday. Saw Avatar in 3D with my friends. It's the cool. I look like Carl Frederickson in the 3D glasses.
     
    Tuesday- My birthday. Went to Disneyland/California Adventure with my cousin. Upon getting home, received keys to my sweet new ride: A 1987 Volvo 740 Turbo in black. Oooooh yeah. (Actually we've had this car since 1987, but now it's mine.)
     
    Also, at the penny arcade on Main Street, my cousin managed to fail the Love Tester. I got "Burning," of course, but after it went up and down a whole bunch for him, it just stopped and didn't select anything. I guess he just got a "Not Applicable." It's probably because it didn't have "Fabulous" as an option.
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