Wrinkledlion X

This is XP. I just like the skin.

OS?

As cool as all this is, I wish it wasn't revealed so early.

I prefer Steve Guttenberg jokes to Chuck Norris jokes.

If you wave to Steve Guttenberg, he may or may not wave back, depending on the situation, if he saw you, and how he feels at the time.

Steve Guttenberg once waited in line at the grocery store for 20 minutes. It was a minor inconvenience.

Steve Guttenberg has only two kinds of socks: white and black. He wears the white ones when he's just dressing casual, and he wears the black ones when he's dressing up.

When Steve Guttenberg sends in his taxes, he sends the appropriate amount of money he was supposed to pay. Steve Guttenberg has yet to be in trouble with the IRS.

Once when Steve Guttenberg's car radio went out, he found himself humming tunes to himself on his way to work.

When Steve Guttenberg lifts a box off the ground, he always makes sure to use his legs to help support his back, but he has been known to pick up small objects, such as coins or mail, without bending his knees.

I can browse these for hours.

I saw it in about first grade. Good times.

Machine guns forever, man. For peace.

MENACING BLUE CARP

Well then don't comment!

Lluvio.

Sorry to hear it.

Yaaaaay

It's true, yes. But... Uh... What does it have to do with this?

This is no lye berry! This is a sentence!

'Cause shut up

I like this story.

• The implants used by the inhabitants of Bara Magna are so efficient that they can be passed on to new individuals without use of sophisticated technology, which they lack.

That's a relief. So no generic cyborg-surgeries.

• Greg, on summer characters in the movie: "Kiina, Ackar, Vastus, Mata Nui all have speaking roles, and the inspiration for Skopio appears."

Yay! A monster!

And where's that picture from? It's cool.

*Plays guitar solo inside exploding spaceship*

STOP BASKING SHARKS! TAKE ACTION! THEIR REIGN OF TERROR MUST COME TO AN END!

IT'S SO

ORANGE

Uh, wooo? Down with the government?

I sent in neeewwwws

I have this cool old Aztec skeleton from a Johnny Thunder set. When Johnny tries to get at the gold, bam! goes the falling spiderweb! (Though that's probably the least appropriate sound a spiderweb could make.)

I love Galaxy Quest. I want a sequel.

1 2 3 4 5

Hunt the hare and turn 'er

down the rocky road to Dub-a-lin

Whack fol la de raaaaaa!

...What are you talking about? There is a joke.

Just keep looking. When you find it, you won't know how you missed it.